the brown mandala technique
Gene - I still want to know more about these turd mandalas in Rishakesh - is it from the natural shape of cow poop? Steve-o and I once had a great cow trip at this park in the Hayward hills - I briefly found “the answers” after staring for awhile at a cow pattie. All which is touted as so profound can be found in the profane if one knows how to look (personally, I squint my eyes a little, and, oh yeah, don’t forget about the fungus among us on TOP of the cow patties!).
Seriously though, after that trip to the hillz, I realized that nothing really is profane unless we label it so - nothing profound until realized as such.
“Defiled or immaculate
increasing or decreasing -
these concepts exist only in our minds.
The reality of interbeing is unsurpassed.” - Thich Nhat Hanh on using the toilet.
We’re bubbling on the top 100…
peace
herb ox
the scoop on poop
HO: It was something that one of the other students brought up in a discusssion with a Yogi who was teaching us Yoga at the ashram. Apparently he had seen a turd mandala in tibetan art. I’ve not seen that. But I seem to remember something in Taoism about that… ah, my memory, was it Chuang Tzu? Anyone else remember what I might be talking about?
RF: If it’s a turd, it has a cherry on top. I never go so far to put cherries on top of my turds (there’s another quote for you all 
).
SP: uh, no… that’s not what I meant.
WC: Now don’t misquote me. That’s not fair game. I throw out so many incriminating statements here, you needn’t resort to fabrication.
SLL: Thanks bud! And don’t you be knockin’ nacho-smothered ninjettes until you’ve tried it.
KL: And it’ll work again. I’m on a freakin’ roll, dude. 
Re: where, oh where?
Originally posted by GeneChing
[B]Better yet, ninjettes. Bring me the ninjettes that will die for me. Bring 'em smothered in nacho sauce. Bring me my nacho-smothered ninjettes!
[SIZE=1]Now I’m just trying to get people to quote me…[/SIZE] [/B]
Dear Mr. GeneChing:
Nay, I will not quote you in my signature. However, your quote above has given me an exquisite mental image of the “Got qi?” girl. You have just made my day, sir, and for that I owe you infinite gratitude.
Sincerely not shooting from the hip,
dimmakseminar
Re: the scoop on poop
Originally posted by GeneChing
SLL: Thanks bud! And don’t you be knockin’ nacho-smothered ninjettes until you’ve tried it.
I’m making calls to japan right now but they keep on refering me to Soft On Demand porno company :(. av starlets would be cool, but i want REAL NINJA WOMAN!!! :o
mmmmmm…
naaaaaachos!
Ninjettes and nacho cheese - what could be better?
I’d say if it weren’t for the nacho smothered ninjettes, this thread would have taken a turd for the worse!
h.o.
nacho ninjettes on demand
DMK: Always happy to make someone’s day. BTW, I saw that Shaolin Monk vs. TKD champ footage. It was very enjoyable. Thanks for the tip!
SLL: Those ninjas, they tap phone lines. Besides, you don’t want the Japanese ninjettes. Japanese don’t like cheese. In fact, when Dominos pizza went into Japan, they removed the cheese (and added octopus as a topping). You got to get the American ninjettes for the nacho sauce. You gotta get Lucinda
HO: You need that ultrabright orange nacho sauce or you can’t see the ninjettes at night, doncha know?
Re: the scoop on poop
Originally posted by GeneChing
RF: If it’s a turd, it has a cherry on top. I never go so far to put cherries on top of my turds (there’s another quote for you all ).
Well, that’s not really a good quote. It’s a little bit too obvious. You have to dig for the real gold.
Like this:
Originally posted by GeneChing
Anyone else remember what I might be talking about?
So tempting…
Re: nacho ninjettes on demand
Originally posted by GeneChing
[B]DMK: Always happy to make someone’s day. BTW, I saw that Shaolin Monk vs. TKD champ footage. It was very enjoyable. Thanks for the tip!
SLL: Those ninjas, they tap phone lines. Besides, you don’t want the Japanese ninjettes. Japanese don’t like cheese. In fact, when Dominos pizza went into Japan, they removed the cheese (and added octopus as a topping). You got to get the American ninjettes for the nacho sauce. You gotta get Lucinda
HO: You need that ultrabright orange nacho sauce or you can’t see the ninjettes at night, doncha know? [/B]
link doesnt work. it has a **** word. i tried for 5 minutes but i couldnt think of the right word 
Could it be this:
http://www.lucindadickey.com/SITEMAP.html
BTW - link won’t work - copy and paste.
electric boogaloo
yep, I thought I recognized her… Breakin’ - waaaaay back in the 80’s… it was really her suprise apperance on Perry Mason that made me hot for her tho…:rolleyes:
seriously though, it makes me dream of those bunchy legwarmers… [theme to “Flashdance” thumping in the background] any chance of our ninjettes wearing some florescent pink legwarmers?
my question is this, however - do guys who appreciate the fashion of the 80’s (as worn by girls, of course!.. sheesh!) have a tendency to wear the “shaolin socks” because of some sort of subliminal association with legwarmers worn by hot 80’s chicky-babes like Olivia Newton John, Lucinda ****ey and Dana Plato?
somt’n to chew on…
peace
herb ox
Re: electric boogaloo
Originally posted by herb ox
[B]yep, I thought I recognized her… Breakin’ - waaaaay back in the 80’s… it was really her suprise apperance on Perry Mason that made me hot for her tho…:rolleyes:
seriously though, it makes me dream of those bunchy legwarmers… [theme to “Flashdance” thumping in the background] any chance of our ninjettes wearing some florescent pink legwarmers?
my question is this, however - do guys who appreciate the fashion of the 80’s (as worn by girls, of course!.. sheesh!) have a tendency to wear the “shaolin socks” because of some sort of subliminal association with legwarmers worn by hot 80’s chicky-babes like Olivia Newton John, Lucinda ****ey and Dana Plato?
somt’n to chew on…
peace
herb ox [/B]
yep as soon as i saw it i was like BREAKIN and BREAKIN2!!! man those movies sucked! but they were okay back in the day or if you were under 10.
nah gene i need my ninja women right from the heart of the rising sun.
forum censors
That’s great - our forum censors ****ey but not turd and crap. Go figure. The forum censors are automatic - I can adjust them manually but I’ve found that it’s funnier not to. Alas, poor Lucinda.
Ninja III the domination was the greatest ninja movie ever (except maybe for You only live twice, but that was Bond so it was on a totally different level). All I know was that I drank a lot of V8 after that movie. That scene would have been better if it were nacho sauce…
Re: forum censors
Originally posted by GeneChing
Ninja III the domination was the greatest ninja movie ever (except maybe for You only live twice, but that was Bond so it was on a totally different level). All I know was that I drank a lot of V8 after that movie. That scene would have been better if it were nacho sauce…
I’m missing something here.
See Ninja III: the Domination
Lucinda’s three best scenes in Ninja III were: 1. when she gets possessed by the ninja sword and gets a new hairdo. 2. when she climbs a tree at the golf course. 3. the V8 scene. The V8 scene was the best. I loved that movie. It makes me giggle just to think about it. Alas, Lucinda, where are you now?
BTW, this was sent to me by our copy editor in regards to this thread: nacho-sauced ninjette
