and if you are worthy I shall answer.
Shao-Lin Forever.
What’s the story with the Hairy Guy?
He is a half wookie half ewok(sp). He came to earth and learned shaolin from the japanese( hence the wearing of gi’s). He also brought with him the ancient combat arts of the ewok, and was a master of over 40,000 forms.
Why does beer have bubbles?
Why does the dryer eat my socks?
Why can’t you tickle yourself?
What’s that smell?
Are you an Original Sin, a Venal Sin, or a Mortal Sin?
how do i get the wimmins? 
Can we get a pool dad?
Who was the real shaolin traitor?
Did a monk really cut his arm off so that Da Mo would teach the Shaolin monks?
was Ng Mui a hottie? Do bald monk chicks get down???
could you beat up jesus?
Santa vs Easter Bunny under Pride rules, who wins?
If I play with it, will i go blind?
Can I borrow a couple grand?
What light through yonder window breaks?
What does Tony Soprano see in that nitwit Paulie Walnuts anyway?
If i pick at it, will it get infected?
What’s taking Godot so long?
why won’t you answer our questions?