why cant i find mushroom tea on the supermarket? 
Who is the Emperor of Ice Cream?
Whatâs that burning sensation?
If I eat a pack of pop rocks and drink a coke, will my stomach explode?
Do you eat corn the long way?
Sweet and holy christâŚ
Why does that image exist?
Have you written any other fiction besides your lineage?
Originally posted by FatherDog
Why does this image exist?
Okay, everybody, stop posting. We have a winner.
Why did i make that image my desktop background?:eek:
FatherDog Wins. Hasselhoffality.
So many question. I can see your teachers have left your minds starving.
Whatâs the story with the Hairy Guy?
Su Kong Tai Jin had a disease which caused him to grow hair all over his body. It is not common but it is well documented in cases around the world. He was the last Grandmaster of Shaolin before the temple was burnt.
Why do you wear Japanese Gis.?
If you read my book you will learn the truth that Shaolin monks wore giâs. We have the pictures to prove it.
Why does beer have bubbles?
In your sissy American beer it is carbonation. IN Shaolin Do beer it is pure Qi.
Why does the dryer eat my socks?
There are other dimensions and realities beynd those which your mere human senses can detect. Many lost items find their way into these hidden places. Email me privately and I will send you my tape on ESP and clairvoyence for a small fee.
Why canât you tickle yourself?
I donbât know why you canât. I can and I am right now.
Whatâs that smell?
The smell of fresh, unadulterated Shaolin Do clearing the air of the foul stench of the pretenders.
Are you an Original Sin, a Venal Sin, or a Mortal Sin?
THE Original Sin, of course. Now buy my book.
how do i get the wimmins?
Join Shaolin Do, get the Official Sin Theâ Mullet and learn our secret Puntane Luring Qi blast Kata and the ladies will flock to your door just like they do mine.
Can we get a pool dad?
NO. The last time we got a pool I nearly went broke.
Who was the real shaolin traitor?
G. Gordon Liddy
Did a monk really cut his arm off so that Da Mo would teach the Shaolin monks?
Of course. Unfortunately it was his wanking arm so he never learned the Golden **** Kata.
was Ng Mui a hottie? Do bald monk chicks get down???
Shaven headed nuns give great head, or so they tell me.
could you beat up jesus?
Of course! He was nothing but a bleeding heart, liberal sissy, hippy. I would make Jesus weep.
âIf I eat pop rocks and drink soda will my stomach explode?â
No. But It gave me reallllly bad gas⌠
Hey, he answered! Weâre worthy!
Originally posted by Xebsball
Santa vs Easter Bunny under Pride rules, who wins?
Santa knows the Shaolin Do 20 Rhug Mun Ching Kata. He would crash the foolish rabbit.
I think i know who the mystery poster is.
Edit: You didnât tell us why that picture of hasselhoff exists, or why it has become my background.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll[SIZE=1]TM[/SIZE] center of a Tootsie Pop[SIZE=1]TM[/SIZE]???
question:
are we there yet?
âWhy canât you tickle yourself?â
Current neuroscientifical theory holds that it is impossible because your brain recognizes it,so to speak.
It predicts the tickle from the movement,it includes secondary somatosensory cortex and the anterior cingulate cortex which are less active while you tickle yourself.Also this has to do with cerebellum.
Visualisation etc. may influence.