Ask me your questions

questions for the “master”

Are we having fun yet?

Who’s on First?

If a tree falls on a liberal in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, does anyone really care?

Who let the dogs out? And along those lines, Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?

Why does it always rain when you wash your car?

Why is the sky blue?

If I blow the President of the United States, can I have my own tv show?

If a train leaves Denver going to Los Angeles traveling at 67 mph, how long will it take to get there?

Why can’t we elect a 3rd party candidate for President?

Do you know where you’re going to? Do you like the things that life is showing you? Where are you going to? Do you know?

What’s new, ***** cat?

Is there anyone on earth who didn’t know Rosie O’Donnell was a lesbian before she “came out?” (I think starving children in Ethiopia knew that)

Are we having fun yet?

Yes. You are having an immense amount of Fun. Your Grandmaster commands it.

Who’s on First?

Bill Leonard.

If a tree falls on a liberal in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, does anyone really care?

Sin The’ and Shaolin Do hate the vile liberal. Why would we care? Liberals like arts that contain rolling around on a mat with a sweaty man.

Why does that image exist? Why did i make that image my desktop background?

It exists to remind us of the Evil Germans and their refusal to help us attack Iraq. You have it as your background because the FALSE Shao-Lin you practice has drained your Yang chi and made you efeminate. The First Shao-Lin Do Kata “Sei Moon Tao Lei” will correct this imbalance.

Have you written any other fiction besides your lineage?

My lineage is the ONLY TRUE LINEAGE of Shao-Lin. I am working on a movie and you can buy my book at Amazon.com

But Grand*******! I had many more questions and you refused to answer! Like many of your students, I feel so disillusioned and led astray…

From now on, I’m going to train with Temple Kung Fu! :stuck_out_tongue:

From now on, I’m going to train with Temple Kung Fu!

And AT makes the leap from one fire right into another.

I was in Chung Moo Quan, both Temple Kung Fu an Shaolin Do are mear wannab’s in comparisen, and don’t impress me.

On a more serius note, how come the clip of Shaolin Do’s Mantis looks like really bad Karate with some hokey mantis claws thrown in for good measure?

Where’s that clip RD?

It was on the Shaolin Do site back when Willow Sword had his big fight, and subsequently converted to real Kung Fu.

You’d have to look and see what is on there now, it’s been a long time.

Ask Wen though, she will back me on it if it’s not there anymore. It was the worst hack “Kung Fu wannabe” form I have ever seen (At that point anyway)

I gotta back RD up on this. I was … let’s say disappointed by the clips on the website. The mantis looked average, the tiger didn’t look like much of a tiger, and the buddha palm looked more like some sort of dance.

Having had no personal contact with them though, I might put it down to the person on the video clip doing a bad job of it.

Joe, it was way worse than that. I have video of some great Mantis here in my library, as well as having seen it around competitions and schools in Chicago for as long as I can remember. On top of that, I study a style that was a primary influance on the development of North Mantis. What I saw was not even a Chinese art, let alone North Mantis. At best it was a botched Karate Kata with some Mantis claws thrown in for $hits and Giggles

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

whose ending in tekken 4 is really the true ending?

why doesnt j-lo do porn?

Starchaser

because they’d have to shoot her a.s.s. in Cinemascope on 70mm film stock - and no porn producer is going to pay for all that. They can’t even spring for good music! :smiley:

Not to mention she’s already doing porno… “J-Ho Marries Everybody”

ORIGINALLY POSTED by ROYAL PAIN IN THE A$$,UHH I MEAN ROYAL DRAGON :stuck_out_tongue:

It was on the Shaolin Do site back when Willow Sword had his big fight, and subsequently converted to real Kung Fu

Uhhhh Yeah thats right:rolleyes:

About the SD mantis forms. Before i joined Sd i was Taught a couple of Mantis forms and i did notice a big difference in the flow and movement that the SD Ones had as opposed to the ones i was taught by my previous teacher under dr John Winglock Ng.

I liked the previous mantis forms better.

Is that guy a shaolin…do master too?..

Who taught you more, the squirrel or the chipmunk?
I bet the squirrel taught you more forms, the chipmunk more apps.

I got one question and one question alone…

Will it ever work out between me and M_ArtsMargie?

What was that noise behind me?? I aint lookin.

That would be me, TS

Thank god!!! I thought it might be ninja’s or david hasselhoff with those wrinkle dogs:p

I got one question and one question alone…
Will it ever work out between me and M_ArtsMargie?

…shakes magic 8 ball…

outlook not so good

Who named the system Shaolin Do?