207 things Gene Ching does to enjoy the summer

Wai Jia: The Kung Fu Forum Kung Fu Forum
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1 Nacho cheese women’s beach volleyball parties

2 Models Official Shaolin Sandals for lkfmdc

3 Invites those without airconditioning to his ac’ed home

4 kicks them in crotch

2

  1. Takes Su Kong to the barber shop for a shave

  2. Bought Sin The another stone tablet in front of Shaolin

  3. Taught Sin The to speak Chinese

  4. New forum rule, only 3 Shaolin Do threads at a time

3

9 disables lkfmdc’s account because of his photoshopping

10 kicks lkfmdc in the crotch

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[QUOTE=bodhitree;787843]9 disables lkfmdc’s account because of his photoshopping

[/QUOTE]

He’d miss classics like this

5

  1. Creates special “hell part of forum” especially for person who gave LKFMDC a copy of photoshop

  2. New idea “shaolin tacos”

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[QUOTE=lkfmdc;787845]He’d miss classics like this[/QUOTE]

Gene is ever compassionate!

  1. New idea “shaolin tacos”

Don’t you mean “official shaolin tacos”

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[QUOTE=bodhitree;787849]
“official shaolin tacos”[/QUOTE]

of course they are official

8

13 With all that’s going on in China he decides to become involved in human trafficking and producing goods with lead paint- sell’s “official shaolin lead paint nacho cheese covered ninjettes”

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[QUOTE=bodhitree;787855]13 With all that’s going on in China he decides to become involved in human trafficking and producing goods with lead paint- sell’s “official shaolin lead paint nacho cheese covered ninjettes”[/QUOTE]

Thanks for helping me practice my “Hot Coffee Thru Nose All Over Keyboard” technique!!! :smiley:

  • jo
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[QUOTE=jo;787861]Thanks for helping me practice my “Hot Coffee Thru Nose All Over Keyboard” technique!!! :smiley:

  • jo[/QUOTE]

Hot Coffee, Ouch!

11
  1. Runs outside every morning with his solar paneled kwan do and screams, “I HAVE THE POWER!!”

Then procedes to do the running man while singing “Chocolate Rain”.

12

don’t start that again…

  1. wonders wtf brought this on since it’s not his b-day. :confused:
13

They are board.

You should get some “Got Qi” Girls on here to post. That will distract thier attention from you.

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[QUOTE=RD’S Alias - 1A;787901]They are board.

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yeah, and on top of that, we’re also bored…

15

Gene will travel to the home of the MA, the ancient temple on Mt Sinai, there he will train with the great Abbot/Rabi Benjamin Cutyourcokoff in the ancient art of bris-fu and come back a leaner and meaner slicer n dicer !

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    • three words: Nacho flavored sunscreen…
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  1. Sets up a Shaolin temple especially for wayward girls
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[QUOTE=lkfmdc;787962]18. Sets up a Shaolin temple especially for wayward girls[/QUOTE]

  1. Updates collection of cheesy 70’s porno music to go with #18.
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  1. Stocks up on Nacho Cheese to go with #19
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  1. Vows to complete his Godfrey Ho movie collection
    Just a few more to go.