300 things Gene Ching gives to children at christmas time

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1 skulls of khamir roughe victims

2 dead rats

3 “exempt from crotchkick til 18” t-shirt

4 silk pajamas

5 butterfly knives

6 approves account for kfm.com membership

7 ashes (from cigarettes)

8 ashes of John Takeshi Korean genocide victims

9 balls of steel

10 GDA’s comedy dvd, including “my mother…big pimpin” outtakes

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  1. Assorted Shaolin STDs.
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12 official shaolin antibiotics

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13 Shaolin temple for wayward girls magazines for kids to hide under bed

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  1. Crotch Kicks ™ for everyone!
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  1. “Chi Water” (don’t ask how he carbonates it!)
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  1. A gift certificate for free legal advice
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[QUOTE=lkfmdc;819136]16. A gift certificate for free legal advice[/QUOTE]

you forgot to mention the advice is from Tu JinSheng (master of crotch pulling)

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  1. helen liangs “home movie” on hd dvd :smiley:
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[QUOTE=golden arhat;819201]17. helen liangs “home movie” on hd dvd :D[/QUOTE]

This is a numbered list, write a number ****tard

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[QUOTE=bodhitree;819203]This is a numbered list, write a number ****tard[/QUOTE]

calm down man

jeez :rolleyes:

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I don’t celebrate Xmas

I celebrate Kwanzaa. :stuck_out_tongue:

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  1. herpes.
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  1. Little Debbie Cream Pies. See?

  2. Painful Rectal Itch

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  1. Iced Honey Buns

  2. A coach on how to do things just the way Gene likes it.

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  1. small pamphlet entitled “how to slide your spear (in the privacy of your own home)”
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  1. pamphlet “the hidden Satanic meaning behind Kwaanza (first, sacrifice one goat)”
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  1. Bonsai Kittens of course.
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No, i call shanagins on that. Bonsai kitten is too cruel to joke with, even if it is a Gene’s expense.

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300 things?

Why, Spartans.

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