Monks and sex= monks pepper

amateurs.

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

they sell it in bodegas (stores) in NYC it has a pic of a man wiht a hat on the front

apparently you brush the stuff on 15 min b4 sex and it makes sex prolonged due to its effects…

its lik 9 bux a container (multi use)

never tried it but i know where to get it

comeon wongsifu . . . scotty and i are waiting pateintly. . ..

i don’t need to last longer. i can almost always keep going past an orgasim with out a problem. so i can go until she’s good. the times i can’t . .. well . . . no one is perfect and i make up for it next time.

i am intrested in learning to have an orgasim without ejaculating … i heard that when you can do it your orgasim will last as long as it takes your prostate to empty which could be for up to five minutes … . that would kick ass.

i keep hearing that there is a pressure point between your chicken sack and corn hole that you are supposed to press in order to cut off the flow of semen through the urethra … i keep trying and i can’t get it to work. any tips on how to get the pressure point to work right?

where’s my beer?

I have heard that it can be dangerous trying to hold back the ejaculate if you have gone too far. Something about it backblasting into the kidneys or something like that.

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You’re fu(king up my chi

LOL!

Why do I suddenly feel like I’m back in the locker room of JR. High school?

:smiley:

backblasting?? gulp Are you SURE that’s true?

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

You don’t want to gulp that backblast :smiley:

I read that somewhere, but I don’t know how true it is.

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You’re fu(king up my chi

i don’t care how childish i sound ryu …

i want a 5 minute long orgasim

AND I WANT IT NOW!!!

mumbles and pouts like a little girl

where’s my beer?

damn guys i tried to brush that one off and let it slip but i guess the thread just couldnt get buried, :Dwell here goes.

I donno any link to taoist sex but i practise it and all that orgasm without ejaculation is real, and its potent stuff. Basically sperm is mans vital energy and the more of it that you waste the worse off you are, kinda like the old sayings of screwing your brains out and itll make you go blind.

Anyhow what you want to achieve is to convert your sperm which is unusable vital energy to usable vital energy.

Soerm is like in limbo because it is the closest thing to chi that you can touch. Technically you could call it jieng. As you guys all know chi is in the dan tien and jing or sexual energy or vital power is stored in the kindeys, so what you want to do is change you jieng (sperm) into chi ,
or keep it as jing.

If you want like instant power you dont have sex for ages and you will feel you kindeys become strong and you will generate more power in sparrign.

The problem is that if you want to ejaculate you will lose it all and start again so what you want to aim to do is change your jing or jieng into chi and store itfor later use and safe keeping.

This is where taoist sexual methods come in :smiley: And the fun part.

What you aim to do is convert your jing into chi, as you know your natural tendency is for your semen to wanna go down and out , and at the point of no return you wanna go kachunnnnngaaaaaaaaa annd blow it all over the lady, but in this case you mustnt.

Before sex you must focus into your scrotum put your mind where your sperm is and useing your mind pull up the energy of the sperm, it snot the sperm itself it is the energy from the sperm you pull up. then you circulate this around the back of the body up the from of the head and store it in the dan tien. You do this quite a few times until your balls empty and your belly fills up. Then you infuse the chi into your dantien, so you wont lose it.

During sex you must stop every so oftenand do the same thing, so in essence when you want to come the desire will be there but the sperm wont , the sperm will have such an upward tendency that it wont come out.

When the orgasm comes you can do either one of two things, tense your perineum muscle (the one that you use to stop the flow of urine while you are taking a pee) and fous upwards which will cause you to have an orgasm without losing sperm which means you can just start again in all of 20 seconds.
or alternatively dont tense relax totally and pull upwards with your mind power or yi intent. This will cause the orgasm to push all the energy upwards instead of down and out and this is like a super energy orgasm.But not recommended to beginners as you will just blow your load.

on a side note its all safe if practised correctly correctly meaning dont go strainging each time you are about to come and get a hernia.
And dont try haveing an internal orgasm without having first done some chi kung to clear the du and ren meridians through which the energy flows. or else you will get an energy bottle neck. all the energy goes upards hard and fast and your body cant incorporate it giving you a headache for a week.also it takes quite a while in the beggining to manage to stop at the point of no return every 10 - 20 minutes whilst having sex just to draw the energy up, it will take you like 6months to get proficient enough at it so your partner doesnt know you are doing it.
Other wise its like hey baby wait a minute ,you get up … hmmmmmmmmm pull up the energy , okay lets continue. She’ll be like leave your kung fu outta this bedroom pleaase
:smiley:

btw if you want more info check out mantak chias range on taoist sexual techniques.
He as a teacher knows a lot but cant do it well , i mean his syllabus has things like tai ji bagua and hsing yi as things to learn on the side whilst practising his other stuf !!! its like okay ill do tai ji on the side.

So dont bother with his other stuff just go for the book , learn aboout it then look around for a teacher who is knowledgable , some high level tantric teachers or yoga guys know this stuff..

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

by the way im almost in tears from laughing at the way gunned down atrocity described , his chiken sack and corn hole !!! then i look at his profile and i read interests “ive really liked boobies all my life” i am laughing so much i cant type straight. damn man im crying from laughter.

on a side note what a bandit talks about is called retrograde ejaculation i donno how it happens but basically your juice doesnt find its way up and out of its normal exit hole and it just gets shot into the body, i did it once without trying before i could really have the internal orgasm , and i was like , where the hell did it go :eek:

anyhow , the point between your nut sack and your starfish that GDA talks about is called the hui yin cavity if im not mistaken or the perinium muscle, the only way you can find it is by trying to take a **** and see what muscle you use to stop it , once you find the muscle you use , trace your finger from your starfish to your scrotum and find the softest point , thats it , when you are about to sow your oats, push on that baby like there’s no tommorow with all your might. And it will block the flow of semen , making it go back into your balls or in some cases into the body , I personally have never used this method really that much because imagine trying to stop 1,0000,0000 of your little white comet soldiers who are charging at mach 7 like a cruise missile being fired, with one finger , i dont like the thought of it. its like someone is gonna fire a gun and you plug up the end .

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

those 4 stars refer to a wee wee not a poo poo , just to clarify or things could get messy :smiley:

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

wongsifu,

you truly have a way with words :stuck_out_tongue:

Ren and Du. Important stuff :slight_smile:

prana thanks :wink:
you probably practise tantric sex ? dont you, you are initiated into yoga.

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

Really

I could use some of that, that would work wounder on dates. This way I can think with my Northern Head insted of my sourthern.

                                Slayer

“I never let my schooling interfere with my education”

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Wongsifu

Hahahahahhaah… errr ummm No hehehe

Heart knot not open, afraid hellish attachment, no practise. My initiated deities are without consorts, mainly for guru yoga practise :slight_smile: Maybe more mantra recitation to remove my hindrances hehehe

wongsifu… :slight_smile:

This is great!!

This is the most amusing thread!!
I haven’t LOL at something for ages…
I’m going to have to look into this…

glad to make you laugh wongsifu . . ..

i was fighting with my woman last night but i’ll try this stuff out.

if she gives me any hell about stopping to circulate the energy ill just ask to stick it in her poop shoot again … that should shut her up.

where’s my beer?

GDA … sicko , erm is that after you slap her a few times or before.
just kidding :smiley:

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

Master Wong,

is your gut bigger than your shoulders ? Serious question my friend, from all that qi cultivation.

corrected quote from my other post

“Why win all day and lose at night?” :wink: