how involved is a teacher of taoist sex practices?

any time anyone asks about it, someone says you shouldn’t ever try to learn without a good teacher, so i was wondering.

does he or she participate, or coach ya, or what?

Probably depends on how hot the student is

I would be extremely wary of someone claiming to posess knowledge in this area. Taoism is a catch-phrase of the milinium, and granola-heads are flocking to everyone from Ch’i-Gung masters, to Feng Shui advisors. Dang, everyone’s an expert. You can become a card-carrying Reiki master after taking a weekend seminar. Great, now you’re a healer. Getting back to Taoist sexual ch’i-gung practices, everyone can read a book, buy a video and “help” you develop your jing. Check your sources,backrounds, experience, and talk to previous members, who aren’t involved in filming home Taoist sexual practice videos!
BTW< did’ja see the Nekkid Tai Chi video? lol

Why not just ask Stacey !! :cool:

hahahaha

better watch these taoist sex masters cause they will FU(K YOU EVERYTIME!:smiley: :eek: :stuck_out_tongue:

Didn’t know Taoist had sex(Do they)? It is a different religion so i guess you can’t compare them to Buddhist and Christian monks.

Taoists have sex. So do Buddhists and Christians. You don’t have to be a Taoist priest to teach Taoist sex practices :smiley:

BTW I think Taoist priests can marry and stuff. Someone correct me if I am wrong.

I know Buddhist and Christians have sex. but not the monks. If they couldn’t no one would be Buddhist or Christian, for more reason thans one. And I understand what your saying about not being a Taoist Priest to teach it . But who does teach it. Is there like a 2 day seminar you pay a 1000 dollars for and you get a certifcate or you have to practice the religion

I’ll be 18 next year

I’m very interested in learning this. Especially considering that women suck up all the man’s vitality. Its like doing weeks of chi kung, and better than any battery powered friend. How would you know who is qualified. My guess would be to go to a taoist temple. I think they would teach you strategy and the whole package and not just the sexual parts. Either way, Life is too short to have bad sex and not have high chi levels.

I’ll be searching for a true master. Then go clubbing and **** the vitality out of all those hot young men.

I may not be able to fly, but I’ll feel like I am.

Try asking the master within, the answers is there. :wink:

Take it easy on the young guys; watch out for the older ones

luck in your training :slight_smile:

Re: I’ll be 18 next year

Originally posted by Stacey
[B]I’m very interested in learning this. Especially considering that women suck up all the man’s vitality. Its like doing weeks of chi kung, and better than any battery powered friend. How would you know who is qualified. My guess would be to go to a taoist temple. I think they would teach you strategy and the whole package and not just the sexual parts. Either way, Life is too short to have bad sex and not have high chi levels.

I’ll be searching for a true master. Then go clubbing and **** the vitality out of all those hot young men.

I may not be able to fly, but I’ll feel like I am. [/B]

If you suck up all of the mans energies and are unable to withold your own red essences, then it only lasts at best, 28 days, assuming you are regular.

So learn to withold your own red energies before wanting to collect white ones.

ps. I am only half serious :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: I am not a Taoist :cool:

i thought stacy was a guy.

if he is i don’t know who to consider more fu cking wierd.

dieago "like stacey is really prolly George
nawmsayin,but she was santa then i think nuttnhunny if you check the archive???

was that nuttnfunny or hunny yall remember !1"

martial joe “Oh man…I feal…so…silly… I notices “she” was pretty stupid,but I figured I would find out if “she” was ugly aswell…”

xexball . . Thats just… not cool when you think its a chick and its a dude, it sux, but what can you do, pretend you were joking and leave the scene for a few minutes.

stacy "I just get tired of my name and change it. Reincarnated if you will. Why are you so attatched to a facade anyways? Everything changes, do you think that you will be validated by liking those who praise you and hating those who blame or accuse you?

What do you care? I like kung fu and I don’t take my own ego seriously, how much less should I take my KFO cyberpersonality?
I just get tired of my name and change it. Reincarnated if you will. Why are you so attatched to a facade anyways? Everything changes, do you think that you will be validated by liking those who praise you and hating those who blame or accuse you?

As you wish…my name is now George"

plus this is the link in her sig . .

http://www.freesmutserver.com/buh/jt24/tn_s05_jpg.jpg

now look at this link.

http://www.freesmutserver.com/buh/jt24/

stacy likes it!

why it not put image?

IS JET LI TAOIST???

Hey, if Jet Li is Taoist…I WILL GLADLY BE HIS STUDENT!!! Wooo Hooo…that man could teach me anything he wanted to!!

hey gda, a true master of taoist sex wouldnt really participate, with his students as its not proper form, but theyres always gonna be some bloke who will impress the laydees by telling them what he can do and is gonna end up shagging all too many of them, on the other hand 90% of people who have these courses where you all go out in the fields and play hide the sausage are new age weirdos who want some putang and they make you all shag in the fields while chanting ohmmmmmm.

About looking for a teacher though , its impossible to practise taoist sex on your own if you dont already practise chi kung tai ji and all this stuff where you feel the energy in your body. If you do practise tai ji etc etc , then it is possible to do it on your own, i mean i learnt all the methods on my own from books , and then i was lucky to meet a teacher who was like what youre doing is all good no probs. but i did get a huge ****ing headache the first time i properly transmuted the energy upwards. for 3 days i was dizzy but its all part of it really.

anyhow another word of advice most people who teach this stuff have all learnt it from mantak chia, he is like the mcdojo of this stuff, he tells you all about it but misses out the secrets. so stay away from his stuff.
and also stay away from someone who keeps on telling you about the big draw , its a load of bull, youll have to tell your parner to wait 15 minutes whilst you stand in the corner doing chi kung , and this will happen like ever 20 minutes so forget that also.

thanks for the info wong.

i have been at my class for going on two years now, but have only doing the chikung and internals work for about 7 months.

i think i’ll keep working on the chikung a while and then learn what i can on my own.

if i keep doing the wienie workout (where you flex your boner animating muscle) is it safe to start working on stopping the flow of semen that way since it’s purely physical?

if i keep doing the wienie workout (where you flex your boner animating muscle) is it safe to start working on stopping the flow of semen that way since it’s purely physical? [/B]

I read somewhere that this forces your semen into your bladder, and later comes out with your urine. I don’t know how much this is true… but I know it is good practise anyway because it helps when people grow older, and not have leak problems when laughing, coughing etc…

I think the Taoist sex practices would work ‘before’ the effect of ejaculation, by causing those energies that rubs against the lower chakras to enter the central channels, instead of abiding at a lusted external object and wasted.

Then again, I am no Taiost, and I do not practise any of the said practises :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

my boyfriend has done kung fu for a long time. He’s really good. Anyways, I recently got him into tai chi and other forms of chi kung.

He can now sense when he is gonna go and control his breathing to go, and go and hmm, I think I need to give someone a call.:stuck_out_tongue:

:wink:

anyways, I think the trick is to control the breathing. It gets shallow at orgasm, a nice belly breath will help out. I have clearies Taoist classics (the pretty 4 book set) the first one has a section on sex and longevity. Thats our basis, he’s trying to get a 7 orgasm to one ejaculation, it says it give you spiritual enlightenment. We’ve only gotton to the stage that it “shapes the legs and buttocks” which is great because he already has a nice ass, but he really is going for that spiritual extacy.

It has its down side though. The next day it hurts like hell to sit down. For every yang there is yin. Oh well. Because of his chi kung training, he needs his jing. We limit it to once a week, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Quality is better than quantity, it also lessens the chances for me getting knocked up.

YOU’RE A DUDE!!!

jesus . . quit it man . .. you’re wierding me out.

and that is not an easy task.