Monks and sex= monks pepper

I read something about monks and sex. There is this stuff called monks pepper. Its mild like pepper. Its a luetinizing herb, and works on the pituitary gland, the master gland.

They call it monks pepper or chaste tree berry because it slows down the production of testosterone in males.

It doesnt make you impotent. It just prevents you from getting ***** which leads to the “blowing off steam” reflex.

Luetinizing herbs have a “zen” effect and allow the body to take one hormone and convert to another. Prohormones are interesting. Research pregnenolone and you’ll get more data on how the process works.

Not like you guys really get any in the first place…

Turiyan
“(Manu) From himself (atmanah) he also drew forth the mind-and-heart, which is both real and unreal, likewise from the mind (comes) egoism [higher mind], which possesses the function of self-consciousness (and is) lordly”
–C1V14 Laws of Man

jesus christ i need some of that, i dunno if its my chi kung or my taoist sex practises but my sex drive makes nymphomaniacs look like nuns. I gotta get some of that stuff plzzzzzz turiyan plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
its driving me crazy

what do bin laden and general custer have in common???
They’re both wondering where the fu(k all of those tomahawks are coming from. - donated by mojo

I would think decreased testosterone levels would lead to decreased desire to train as well, not to mention a general level of apathy.

Iron

isn’t that the type of thing people try to correct rather than induce?

hehe…

Iron

For us non-biology majors, what the h*ll does “luteinize” mean?

WONGSIFU!!

Taoist sex practices?
Please enlighten me…
Anything worth looking into? :cool: :smiley:

word scotty . ..

where’s my beer?

From a happily married man, say these words with me:
early and often
early and often
early and often
early and often, etc..

JWT

If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV

The Mantra of the Married! :smiley:

Uh, thanks, but no thanks. Keep your monk pepper…

The results of decreased production of testosterone:

  1. Leonardio Di Caprio, or whatever that little emasculated f*ck’s name is…

  2. RuPaul

  3. Tom Cruise

  4. Rolls

  5. Richard Simmons

  6. Any man who does Tae Bo

And many others too numerous to mention. :smiley:

K. Mark Hoover

ROFLMAO!!! :smiley:

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“I’ll be too busy lookin’ good!”

LOL @ Budokan

You forgot:

The Backstreet Boys - actually any poofy boy band
Doogie Howser
Fred Savage
Ralek
Goktimus Prime
Celestial Amiboshi (no offence Celestial :slight_smile: )

Oops - you got Ralek. Oh well, he deserves a special mention :smiley:

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You forgot one, Budokan and Abandit -

Turiyan himself, the originator of this hate post.

How could I forget our superior Brahmin friend? I must be slipping :smiley:

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LOL @ everybody

Speaking of psychotic cases, whatever happened to our morose friend Celestial?

K. Mark Hoover

WONGSIFU!!

Serious man, Taoist sex practices?
Yesterday my girlfriend was telling me about a bit in Wild Swans where some guy did Chi Kung and beleived that semen was a man’s vital energy. So he learnt to orgasm without ejaculating!! Cool huh?
Seriously though, Taoist sex practices? Any links?! :smiley:

In Robert Smith’s “Chinese Boxing” at the beginning of the appendex I think (some time after the end of the book proper) he gives a tip given to him by the tai chi guys who’s moto “Why fight all day, and lose at night?” is bound to hit home with some here. In it you fill your stomach with air and contract your rectal muscles for a ten second count (I’m not making this up) you do this 12 times, leaving a minute or so between each. Who won that master of their domain contest on Seinfeld again? George? :confused:

George won, but when they were all going down in the plane on the last episode he admitted he had “cheated”.

K. Mark Hoover

I accidentally did it once and have been experimenting ever since. Lifting the dantien helps to avoid ejaculation, while pushing it down seems to intensify the orgasm.

I don’t know if this is doing me any harm but so far I don’t feel any adverse affects. Any advice?

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