See mutant. Conservatives are touchy about asses. Its a donkey thing. Anyway, they only kiss them at election time.
LOL!
what kind of a ***** thread is this?? I just wanna tell u that I’m much better fighter than you and I can KICK your ass to the moon.. I also enjoy watching yo mommas online porn!
I am a militant and I hate the goverment!! :rolleyes:
yeeeeah that’s right.. :rolleyes:
How is porn militant?
Hahaha thats a, good point.
i forgot that a conservative would take that old saying so literally.
did you ever see the south park episode where cartman says to the his teacher ‘suck my balls’…and the teachers response is ‘present them to me’ and it totally shuts cartman up? anyway, that was funny.
and yeah, whats wrong with porn? you say that like its a bad thing…
Boy… that really drove the bugs out of the woodwork, didn’t it?
I’m not really a liberal or a conservative, if you read my title I’m a Taoist Humanist.
If you consider Humanism =Liberalism then I guess I am a “liberal”.
Liberal! Clinton lover!
‘bugs out of the woodwork’?
curious. that doesn’t sound very daoist or very humanist to me.
always amazes me how hostile so-called humanists can get. this thread has been belligerent from the start. why? how is that humanistic? how does it reflect a level of refinement that we ‘bugs’ lack?
actually, don’t worry about it. do your thing.
stuart b.
I love liberals: they make great moving targets.
“Politically Correct = Lobotomized & Castrated.”
Badger
You just wait till we get your guns taken away. Then our leaders can sleep with your conservative school-mum wives without fear of reprisals.
It’ll really tick you off when we actually give funds to the schools you send your children to.
BTW, kung fu has made me a better person, but I’m sure you can all see that from my behavior on this thread.
OK, enough of partisan fighting. Let us all come together in the name of Michelle Yeoh!
KC, I couldn’t have said it better myself…I too believe we should all come together on Michelle Yeoh.
JWT
**** it, JWT, that’s not the politically correct way to say it!!
As the official KFO minister of political correctness, I need to ammend that to say:
I too believe we should all come together on Michelle Yeoh IN A MUTUALLY CONSENTUAL MANNER.
There. I feel a lot better.
Hang on, I gotta go hug a tree.
KFO Jeopardy
Answer: Crying out loud.
Question: What do liberals do all day?
“Can I have ‘I did not have sex with that woman…’ for 1000 lies please” 
Seriously, Fu-Pow this isn’t ancient China or empirical Japan - as it was explained to me on the board. People don’t have respect for people anymore. There are a lot of worthless jac-offs in the world who enjoy pushing the buttons of people who just want to be left alone.
I myself had to deal with one of them all last week. I finally had to threaten him “with intense physical harm from which he would have a great difficulty recovering”, and he finally shut his foul mouth.
I think if we were living in more honorable times, it would be much easier to walk the way of the peaceful warrior. This of course would be next to impossible, unless one were living in a third world country. But ala Dennis Miller, “That’s just my opinion, I could be wrong…”
**** straight!
The peaceful warrior, or the anti-liberal rant?
Either one deserves applause! 
I have been in a few fights but I have NEVER lifted my hand in violence against a person.
I have however, fought to defend myself several times in this life.
So the answer to your question is both.
Just look at how the Bush administration behaves and you will see the opposite of Wu De. They don’t even remotely follow the Art of War in their approach to warfare. Take for example their intent to fight many battles on many fronts.
Clinton may have been a philanderer but he was very much like Sun Tzu in his approach to military power. In the way that he picked his battles wisely.
Indeedy-O
OK, Mr Pigeonhole. I:
*Am a Socialist.
*Practise Kung Fu cause I like Kung Fu.
*Have never been in the military or owned a gun.
*Hate Conservatives [come to the UK].
*Prefer Zyang Xi [sp?] to Michelle Yeoh.
*Am ambivalent towards UFC.
*Can’t always pick my battles.
*Am an obsessed “character-improver”(C)
*Am frequently amused by my own flatulence.
Yet I still make OK posts [no-one dare question that!] without sounding like a 15-year old.
Where am I in your wall of pigeonholes?
Sorry, wasn’t trying to pigeonhole anyone. Obviously you have a maturity beyond your years. There are some people that post here that have maturity below their years. That’s who I’m alluding too.
However, your dead wrong about one thing…
it’s Michelle Yeoh all the way.!!!
Yeah, I know what you mean. There are some pretty single-minded posts. I do myself make the odd one [usually counter-trolling]
Since New Years “all time low” it’s nice to see some real KF related topics again, but I guess there will always be idiots in the world. Unfortunately, as Harvey Danger would say:
“All around the world I fing that only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding”
Michelle was nicest in Tomorrow Never Dies… that kinky black wet-suit…