Maybe "Chris Hunter" isn't his real name, either...

Article at bullshido.

That was an interesting read but hardly anything we couldn’t already surmise. I’d say that most people know by now that AK is the least legitimate man in illegitimate town. :wink:

jesus fu ck.

that was a lot of info.

i can’t believe i read it all. to the authors credit i normaly wouldnt have wasted my time, but it was written well enough to keep me reading.

question though …

couldnt anyone with access to a decent lazer printer do the same? is he really assisting the frauds in any way or just ripping them off too?

i just find it amazing that “ashida’s” responses to bulllshido include stolen quotes from “conan the barbarian”…next thing you know he’ll be commenting on how what makes him most happy in life is “crushing his enemies, seeing them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of the women”…that and taking silly pictures of himself sneaking around the house with pantyhose on his head.

it’s about time someone debunked this fool.

People have been debunking that “fool” for almost as long as he’s been around. He like gymsock/locker/frito cornchip smell. He ain’t going away just cause you don’t like him. Your better off ignoring him. :rolleyes:

Well I like him.

i like pee.

In one of his books, at the end (I think, maybe it’s the beginning) he has a “poem,” but it is actually the lyrics from the theme song to the Highlander TV show. You know, “Here we are, born to be free, we’re the princes of the universe, etc.” IIRC, no credit was given to Queen or anything. I think they should sue him for copyright infringement.

In another one of his books (maybe the same book) he says that Thai boxers cut nerves in their shins so they can kick without pain. I can just see some Thai boxer performing surgery on himself… “yup… there’s a nerve… ::snip:: (with scissors).” Where does he come up with this stuff?

The thing is, though, there’s really nothing cooler than ninjas.

What about pirates?

Or Zombies?

Or Zombie Pirates?

How about Gong Fu Zombie Pirates? I think that Gong Fu Zombie Pirates are much cooler than ninjas. :wink:

Heh, one of my friends bought into the “ninja craze”, and he actually has a couple of Ashida Kim’s books. I showed him this article, now he’s sad that ninja mind control isn’t real. :frowning:

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NWS

Seriously

He has the nipples of a master though?

He is a total fahking clown.

My god, the crap he has published is so bad.

All the nutrider cult members he holds sway with is astounding.

What a fahking joke.

Nice pins on his wicked long belt( maybe someone should garrote him with it??)

Dale

that sexy beast makes my naughty parts tingle.

tingle.

So does being spanked with asparagus.

Yes but GDA: you like pee.

real ninjas = cool. Fake ninjas = lame.

real ninjas = cool. Fake ninjas = lame.