This is just too bloody funny…
The $10000 challenge is Mr Kim’s way of getting people to stop challenging his Ninja Skills. He even has the reciepts to prove he is a ninja:
This will keep me laughing for a while. 
rofl…
Good stuff. Im about to email that ****.
I know; $25000 appearance bond!
$10000 fee!
Mr. Kim’s Rules! Did you read those rules? Five second pinfall - guess Ninjas don’t go for extended ground fights.
I wonder what he would do if somebody came to his dojo and started causing a disturbance (you know, comes in and starts the sort of smack talk that usually leads to a not-so-friendly challenge match) - would he ask for $10000 before he defended the honour of his school?
“Ashida Kim” is a nutball named Christopher Hunter who began writing Ninja books around the begining of the 1980s Ninja fad in the U.S.
I know a great deal more about him than I could ever wish to know because I was exposing his lies & lunacy as far back as '94. Everything he teaches as “Black Dragon Ninjitsu” is stuff he learned from books & videos, and he claims to have trained with a secret Japanese master who he’s forbidden to talk about. :rolleyes:
But yes, if you want some outrageous laughs, check his site out. It’s truly bizarre.
I am just slightly personally affronted because my Sifu refers to his family style as “Black Dragon Kung Fu”. I have never heard him even utter the word “ninja”. I don’t know if he has heard of Ashida Kim or not but I imagine he would be greatly unimpressed.
I have proven myself to myself many times and I know that the true test is getting up each day to joyfully participate in the sorrow that is one’s life. - Ashida Kim
I love this quote. It reminds me of Austin Powers when he says, “Gentlemen, please allow myself to introduce… myself…”.
Or the quotes from Mystery Men when “The Sphinx” says things like: “If you fail to control your anger, then your anger will control you.”, or “Truly the greatest wisdom is possesed by those who posses the wisdom to be truly great.”
I just wanted to let you guys know, I am really Ashida Kim, I was given this niffty ski mask one X-mas day and came up with the whole ninja idea, man, it was fun… of course, over the years my investments in companies selling smoke bombs and spike gloves has netted me a small fortune! I also made defective shoes with detached big toes popular. What you kids will buy is amazing! ninjas! There never was even such a thing! 
I can’t stand “ninjas”.
It’s funny, when my brother and I started practicing together in the neighbourhood park we originally attracted a small “fan club” of kids who were attending a McDojo down the street. At first they were full of tales of ninjas that their sensei had planted in their still-forming minds. One, having attained the high rank of Purple belt decided to attack my brother with a staff one day. Because my brother is slighter than me, people tend to wrongly assume that he is the easier target. 
My brother very gently disarmed the kid and after that they didn’t talk anywhere near as much about “ninjas” around us, they did listen to some of our advice for a small while though. I think they quit their McDojo and never bothered continuing in martial arts. It’s kind of sad. 
Do we even CARE about Asida kim any more?
another phat ninja resource must have trained these guys.
Some guys on Bullshido ponied up with the money and Ashida Kim backed down. They have a hoooge thread about it.
Other people have come up with the money before as well. He always backs down.
cerebus …
are you ihask buddy?
Umm, excuse my lack of linguistic knowledge, but WTF is “ihask”? 
nuff said:D
Leub,
judging from the 3 videos, I’d say that that group is a little ninja-loving kid’s dream!
NINJA PATCH
If a Ninja doesn’t have one of these he’s full of **** (not a Ninja) so don’t listen to him or be scared of fighting him.
Rrrriiiiiiiiigggghhhhttttt…
Just for fun I went to ashida’s website. Wierd stuff. He is selling Ninja Porn (x-rated Dragon Lady). I bet he is a cult leader.
"I am the Ninja, himself. I come from the nowhere, I go to the no place. I have no magic power.
yet he is offended that people would make fun of him and question his abilities and his worth. if he is but truly from the nowhere and such.. one who does not have or has shed his personal history to become a warrior such as he wouldnt give a sh!t what anyone thinks or says. he apparently has not shed anything and continually contradicts himself as well as the warriorship he claims to know so well and follow so fervently.
i read the rest of the writings posted and i have to say,“What a Riot” hmm so people actually were willing to pay and adhere to all his requirements and he backed down???hahahahaha
this should tell all of you alot about how not serious the writings are that this guy posted. it also tells me that this character is only interested in making a buck and if in fact he does teach,i will bet ya a buffalo nickel he downplays his site as not serious and reverses the psychology on people in to thinking that he has a great gimmick and this is how he makes his living.
Hey its America guys,live your dream;) 
PEACE,,TWS
PS . i found this pretty funny http://host128.ipowerweb.com/~dojopres/catalogbk41.html
Originally posted by The Willow Sword
PS . i found this pretty funny http://host128.ipowerweb.com/~dojopres/catalogbk41.html
I also think this one is funny: I’ve got a deer pelvis on my head cuz it gives me super ninja powers!.
Wow.
Or this one (NOT WORK SAFE) Pic and Link to “X-rated” book description (no pic).
Or, You can defend your home if you dress in medieval cosplay outfits.