If you’ve ever wondered what the definition of “Ashida Kim” is, I suppose you could find out here:
IHAK
Dude, you are so obsessed with Ashida Kim that it is becoming apparent that you have far greater problems than he does.
“Resist something with all your might and it totally controls you.”
Dude, that link is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Don’t take me so seriously. I think it’s funny. What’s the difference between me making fun of Ashida Kim and you guys making fun of Sin The?
A little martial arts humor.
I’ll post something more serious for you next time. How’s that.
IHAK
Every time I see a post from you, it’s another sledging for Ashida Kim. We all know the guy is a ridiculous tossbag. We agree with ya. Get a new hobby already! 
what? Are you guys saying that Ashida is not a real ninja?
But making fun of Ashida Kim is so much fun!
And easy!
IHAK
indeed!
but…if real ninjas flip out and kill people, what do fake ninjas do?
they play Stryper covers.
Well, usually they sit around and write crappy books. Sometimes they play with astral spies, and sometimes they go shopping for new ski masks, though.
IHAK
If he were to successfully pull off the frisbee death, would that prove him a real ninja?
You would have to ask Robert Hamburger about that one.
I would say it wouldn’t prove anything, because even a non-samurai could commit seppuku (with a sword, not a frisbee), and that wouldn’t make them a samurai, would it?
IHAK
point taken. Would it at least make him totally sweet?
It’s only totally sweet if a real ninja does it.
IHAK
So anyway we put it, Ashida is just hopelessly lame
Now you’ve got it!
IHAK
What would be really lame would be if he died while doing tae bo.
The mental image you just gave me of Ashida Kim, wearing his ninja suit, dropping dead from a massive coronary while doing Tae bo is about the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!
Dude would you guys stop knocking my hero…:rolleyes:
He would only pull off the frisbee death in front of you playing ultimate at PCU when the rival ninja gang showed up.
I have to agree with IHAK here, that is probably one of the funniest sites I have seen in a long time. Of course I am a simple man with simple pleasures.