Jack of all trades master of none

[QUOTE=YouKnowWho;1050114]Last time someone asked me, “Do you still do that chop chop stuff?” Some people may get their idea about Kung Fu from old 007 movies - a flying side kick through the wall, here he comes, there he goes.[/QUOTE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcsU5VBoZjE

I like to be called fu yun you zi or floating cloud wanderer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LTSNShme6k&feature=related

when you are young

do not sigh easily

do not cry easily

put down the worries

let us go outside and watch the clouds


:smiley:

[QUOTE=EarthDragon;1050163]LOl if you keep up this fantastic trolling bait you have hooked yourself on, then your my man for 2010![/QUOTE]

I have you hooked apparently. You are the ugliest fish I ever caught on my hook.

[QUOTE=MysteriousPower;1050160]Oh come on. That is David Jameson’s line. Be more creative.[/QUOTE]

Dude, it is what it is! Sorry.

I have you hooked apparently. You are the ugliest fish I ever caught on my hook.

ummmmmmmmmmmmm no I’m the most handsome catch my brother

[QUOTE=Yum Cha;1050172]Dude, it is what it is! Sorry.[/QUOTE]

I will concede that it may be based on my limited experience in Kung fu…but that does not negate it. You do not engage in two-man forms? Do not be embarrassed. You can tell us.

[QUOTE=EarthDragon;1050174]ummmmmmmmmmmmm no I’m the most handsome catch my brother

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That woman is cute. Is she your single daughter…or perhaps your cheating wife? Either way I will take her. :slight_smile:

The fact that you think you are handsome…and posted a pic…is kinda gay.

LOL do you think if she was single or my daughter I would let her date a guy that hated Kung fu?

but seriously she is a pretty famous rock star and I was hired to bodyguard/ security for the show in NY. notice my all access pass on my neck, but posted a recent pic because again you are talking out of your arse again and making stuff up by calling me ugly so I posted a pic to let you know I am far form it, now lets see what you look like shall we…

[QUOTE=EarthDragon;1050179]LOL do you think if she was single or my daughter I would let her date a guy that hated Kung fu?

but seriously she is a pretty famous rock star and I was hired to bodyguard/ security for the show in NY. notice my all access pass on my neck, but posted a recent pic because again you are talking out of your arse again and making stuff up by calling me ugly so I posted a pic to let you know I am far form it, now lets see what you look like shall we…[/QUOTE]

The choice would be hers and not yours. I have been looking for a female training partner. She would do. Cause I hate kung fu…not cause I might be a serial killer. You have issues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sT_X2mbWX8

I can watch the clouds all day long.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oz3JjzL05I

  1. if ru guo

2 let us watch the cloud

2 background songs I listened and watched the cloud.

just like the clip posted.

:slight_smile:

[QUOTE=SPJ;1050184]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sT_X2mbWX8

I can watch the clouds all day long.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oz3JjzL05I

  1. if ru guo

2 let us watch the cloud

2 background songs I listened and watched the cloud.

just like the clip posted.

:)[/QUOTE]

You are making less sense than a kung fu guy talking about fighting. What is all this?

I have been looking for a female training partner.

LOl I’m sure you have.. puberty is gotta be killing ya

you guys and “my d!ck is bigger contest” geee:)

[QUOTE=MysteriousPower;1050188]You are making less sense than a kung fu guy talking about fighting. What is all this?[/QUOTE]

when in a fight

you have to have a cool head, keen observation and cold heartedness.

even when you are injured, in pain, sweat and blood, you still keep cool and focus on the opponent’s next move, or observe and find out his opening for your next move.

how do you train that mindset, emotionless, cool head etc?

some by sweeping the floor everyday, you know the change in the dust on the floor.

some by observing and trimming minute difference in a ban sai tree.

me, by watching the everchanging clouds.

it helps me to unclutter my thoughts and focus my mind.

it helps to lose all lingering thoughts, emotions and feeling.

so that my mind is all clear or blank and my emotions are calmed.

it helps me with my daily work, too. not just about fighting alone.

Imagine that: in WWI, you were in the trench, with trench feet and coldness. you could only see the clouds above, the captain sounded the whisle, every one climbed up the trench and faced certain deaths from charging into fenced wires, german MG and sniper rifles,–

even when your were shot and down on your knee or on the floor, you could see the clouds

before you bled to death, you could still see the clouds.

sometimes in all that heat and madness of fighting, nothing made any sense.

keen observation and the will to survive will make most senses.

cloud watching or not

bird watching, whale watching----

or just to go the zoo and watch the bear or monkey

etc etc

[QUOTE=MysteriousPower;1050058]Often you hear people talk of mma this way.

I am going to argue that Kung fu is actually the jack of all trades master of none. Most Kung fu styles primarily teach striking. Kung fu people train striking in the air and on pads, forms, two-man forms, qi gong, maybe conditioning, mostly compliant technique/sensitivity drills.

Kung fu people become good at all of these activities individually and never reach the pinnacle which is striking a resisting opponent while not getting struck themselves. The promise of fighting ability is held out like a carrot with each new way of looking at moves in forms for possible techniques, “new” ways of issuing power, "new drills to train certain aspects. Then most lose their mi ds and focus on one aspect(usually not sparring) or several and forget the true goal: to become a powerful fighting machine.

The question is asked by a casual non-martial artist. “What can you do, Kung fu man? You’re probably really good right?”

Kung fu man shrugs uncomfortably(cause he has not gauged how good he is) and says, “Yep.”.

“Show me something cool!”. Kung fu man breaks out a form. What the Kung fu man does not realize is that he is good…but at all those activities and not fighting. The Kung fu man is the real jack of all trades master of none.[/QUOTE]

There are three main components to fighting, striking, clinch, and grappling/groundwork. Most Kung Fu has little to no groundwork, thus you have people who cross train in other grappling styles to supplement their lack thereof. Even if they do not, they can still develop a good striking game with the right training methods and practice. (San Shou)

We all get it, you hate Kung Fu and have come here to show us all that Kung Fu is sh***it. My suggestion to you is spend more time training in something, anything in martial arts you would consider good training. You have professed that you are a nobody and not good, so do something to get good, TRAIN. Maybe then you won’t have so much penned up anger at your misfortunes with whoever or whatever Kung Fu man took advantage of you and did all those horrible things to you:eek:

In other words, stop being such a fucking bitch!

he sound just like the kung fu guys he despise. gossiping. LIKE A OLD WOMAN

[QUOTE=Iron_Eagle_76;1050304]There are three main components to fighting, striking, clinch, and grappling/groundwork. Most Kung Fu has little to no groundwork, thus you have people who cross train in other grappling styles to supplement their lack thereof. Even if they do not, they can still develop a good striking game with the right training methods and practice. (San Shou)

We all get it, you hate Kung Fu and have come here to show us all that Kung Fu is sh***it. My suggestion to you is spend more time training in something, anything in martial arts you would consider good training. You have professed that you are a nobody and not good, so do something to get good, TRAIN. Maybe then you won’t have so much penned up anger at your misfortunes with whoever or whatever Kung Fu man took advantage of you and did all those horrible things to you:eek:

In other words, stop being such a fucking bitch![/QUOTE]

You should be a therapist. That was good. :slight_smile: I train plenty. But I cannot train while at work so posting with you guys makes my day go faster.

[QUOTE=bawang;1050309]he sound just like the kung fu guys he despise. gossiping. LIKE A OLD WOMAN[/QUOTE]

YOu talking about me, bawang?

when i was in grade 2 i shat my pants in class

[QUOTE=bawang;1050314]when i was in grade 2 i shat my pants in class[/QUOTE]

If you did your qi gong every day that would not happen

u guys are all gay