I hate pop tarts.
Let the mathematical debate begin.
u trippin!!!
:mad: :mad: :rolleyes:
BTW, congrats on your sanshou experience.
you only think you like pop tarts because you’ve never had toaster strudels. Your not really happy. Pop tarts are a crutch, an excuse not to cook a real breakfast.
how can u call yourself an American and not love the king of all empty calorie, sugar-coated, frosted junk food pastries… next thing u know you’ll be tellin us how u hate the wonderful wrapped up scrap parts we call the Hotdog… somebody get a rope we gotta traitor…
Now the hot dog is another story. And the jumbo chilli dog is the king.
However, I hold to my original stance. I hate pop tarts. You can frown frown roll eyes all you like, but the pop tart is not what it once was. It is a mere shadow of it’s former frostiness. Even the chocolate pop tart holds no meaning for me now.
Toaster Streudel is even grosser than the pop tart. I denounce all of your processed pastryness.
Royce would choke a pop tart.
I disagree. A pop tart would choke Royce.
Maybe - if Royce tried one of his lame-o side kicks to close the distance to the toaster.
Hey! What’s wrong with Maddona?
Re: I’d like to share another experience…
Originally posted by KC Elbows
[B]I hate pop tarts.
Let the mathematical debate begin. [/B]
I’ve only started two of those. Let’s not get melodramatic.
What are the odds of a third?
Dude, I swear I’ll do my best.
It’s just all I do all day. That and kung fu. That’s my sad, pathetic little life. When you do one thing all day, every day, it’s difficult not to relate everything else to it.
I’ve been warned enough times. I’ll shut up about it. Really, I will.
You’re no fun.
Originally posted by eulerfan
I’ve been warned enough times. I’ll shut up about it. Really, I will.
now what are the odds of THAT? 
Pop tart’s Rule,
My mom always told me to eat my pop tarts so i can grow big and strong , Im still chewing em everyone for one day , yes one day i know ill make momma proud
P.S.
I dont think Royce can pronounce pop tarts
rubthebuddha,
I won’t give you the odds because that would be mathematical and I made a promise.
KC Elbows,
I can be gotten. It’s been done. I won’t tell you how. If you’re determined, you will find the way. It’s there. Everybody’s got a button.
Eulerfan, without math, all this thread has to go on is pop tarts. Pop tarts. We’re talking thirty posts, tops.
I wish I could find some sort of expression with which I could represent the rise and fall of this thread in realistic terms, involving the major variables likely to affect it all.
Perhaps I’ll need to turn to my sacred geometry to find hope for this thread.
The answer lies in the arrangement of drums at a tool concert, I’m sure of it.
perhaps math is not our answer. perhaps semantics are the key to keeping this thread going, and we can use pop tarts to do it.
ever consider that the term “pop tarts” is more than just a name for a moderately tasty food product? as it stands, “pop tarts” is just the proper name for a snack – it’s a noun. but if you think along the lines of verbs and not proper nouns, you get different results. “pop tarts” could actually be an imperative sentence – a command. so maybe the name is not a title, but a communiqué from the kellogg’s corporation that doesn’t ask or beseech, but rather orders you to hit girls who have attitude problems.
that should keep this thing going.