Rubthebuddha, I think you may be onto something. Now we need to closely examine the box for evidence. Perhaps there is a tell tale figure of an abused woman hidden in the filling on the broken edge of the pop tart.
Do you have a magnifying glass?
A button, hey…?
Yes. But don’t just push it. I hate that. You have to sort of gently…oh, excuse me…excuse me…pardon me.
eulerfan,
indeed, i do. my handy-dandy utility belt has all the necessities (even cheesecake if i get hungry).
well, there’s good news and bad news – there IS someone moving down in that broken-off corner, but they keep going back inside the filling, way in the back, and i can’t make them out.
and when i try to look further, the guard dogs scare me off. 
now the big question is, what is a big, huge, benevolent and loving company like kelloggs up to?
Cheesecake and Buttons
Apparently, I’ve wandered into the red light district of pop tart town. Cherry, brown sugar, chocolate, like you’ve never seen them before!:eek: :eek: :eek:
Now the hot dog is another story. And the jumbo chilli dog is the king.
KC, you like weiners?
There’s no graceful way out of it. I’ve got a fondness for lips and *******s, provided there’s sufficient cheese and beans. However, only on special occassions.
I wonder what the great mathematicina Euler would think about popping tarts?
KC, your not alone
Personally, I hate Pop Tarts too. I haven’t eat’n one in decades.
Now coffe cake? THERE’S SOMT’IN!!!
I have also been known to eat Brownies (NO, not THOSE kind!!!, normally I wait until they have grown into Girl scou…Ahh, never mind):eek:
Originally posted by fa_jing
Maybe - if Royce tried one of his lame-o side kicks to close the distance to the toaster.
FOOLS…but yaall makes me crack in?..as i dont usually lol for really on the i-net especially at the library!.
Originally posted by Serpent
I wonder what the great mathematicina Euler would think about popping tarts?
well the mathematist ODB, would think they are some gay dancers!.
Re: Cheesecake and Buttons
Originally posted by KC Elbows
Apparently, I’ve wandered into the red light district of pop tart town. Cherry, brown sugar, chocolate, like you’ve never seen them before!:eek: :eek: :eek:
I got your thread up over 30, didn’t I? Don’t argue with the results.
Do ya think we could make 50??
Election Results 2002, by Frankie G.
Now THAT’S good eatin’!
I’m polishing up my boots and practicing my goosestep. How about you?
Well i hate pop tarts and rat mea…I mean hot dogs.
So there. 
The only reason KC doesn’t like pop tarts is because when you live in Kansas City, Kansas, you get the “hand-me-down” pop tarts, which are basically pop tarts that did not pass inspection at the Kansas City, Missouri supermarkets. That’s why they are cheaper there too.
Originally posted by ewallace
The only reason KC doesn’t like pop tarts is because when you live in Kansas City, Kansas, you get the “hand-me-down” pop tarts, which are basically pop tarts that did not pass inspection at the Kansas City, Missouri supermarkets. That’s why they are cheaper there too.
For those who don’t understand this process, it is very similar to the way Texas keeps it’s good politicians in Texas, where there’s better mexican food, and sends it’s “hand me down” ones to Washington, where they won’t bother Texans, if they know whats good for them.
Well said KC…well said. The gummint does thing a lil’ bit diffently down heea.