Thank you for running a good forum here. I mean, sometimes threads on Buddha turn into threads on Hitler, and there’s always the occassional Cheung/Bozteppe garbage, but still, its generally a good place to hang.
I’ve just gotten off of asiapacific’s forum and TMAN, busy debunking my former compatriots at chung moo quan(oom yung doe). I’ve never seen so much spamming, so many people trolling, and left and right people just being jerks.
Is it bad that KFO is my sane happy place?
Gosh KC Elbows, that’s really sweet.
And we are more than happy to provide a space for some earnest Kung Fu-rum. Just keep in coming and serve it up hot! And tell you friends and classmates to shop at MartialArtsMart.com!
OK, enough sweetness, back to flaming each other 
Hey Gene
Can I get a Wholesale Martialartsmart.com for my site?
I want some sort of Martial art supply store on it, and it would be cool if we weren’t competitors, Right?
RD
Tipsy on kung fu rum
Oh, while I remember it, Kung Lek, would a nice fiver be enough to get you to delete that li lian jie thread? Its a crisp, fresh bill, good at all the martial arts suppliers. If you like, it could be traded in for canadian currency.
Just think about it.
sometimes threads on Buddha turn into threads on Hitler
I’m proud to have made that link. 
As for the Li Lian Jie thread, I’ll throw in a couple of quid and a UFC tape!
Kung Lek,
OK, its up to five dollars American(or Canadian equivalent, if you prefer), two quid, and a UFC tape.
Just to make things interesting, I will add to that a godzilla video and a little change/soap dish(not sure which it is, probably works for both).
Please don’t delete the Li Lian Jie thread. 
I’ll add some more too then
*A graffiti’d Canadian 5 dollar bill with the name and number of a girl from B.C. on it. If you live near B.C tell her Lewis sent you.
*A 1/2 empty bottle of Southern Comfort with an American Cent pickling at the bottom.
Really, Kung Lek, the ones who want that thread must not want it all that badly. I mean, what have they offered? Squat, that’s what.
Secretly, they want the thread to go away. They’re just ashamed to admit it.
here’s a reason not to delete the Li Lian Jie thread…
i can stop Tae Li coming over and kicking your @ss! Li Lian Jie 2 will just appear anyway Anywayz, we’re talking about Bagua and Xing Yi now anyway. quite interesting imo (as soon as we get someone who knows bagua to respond! ;))
Canadian $5 isn’t worth much anyway is it?
david
Originally posted by dezhen2001
:Canadian $5 isn’t worth much anyway is it?
No, but she was a good-looking blonde. And the Southern-Comfort isn’t that badly affected by the coin. Hell, I’ll even throw in a home-made leaflet stand in the shape of a Fender Strat headstock.
You know, for when Kung Lek needs to display guitar leaflets with class, style and that “homemade panache” that says “Year 9 graphics project” like nothing else.
Delicate: you drive a hard negotiation there bud! Come to the chatroom if you can, be good to argue with you there (no censors either).
Well, saying as Tae Li isn’t here to defend her thread personally, i’m trying to thold the fort…
Kung Lek: we can keep all our slightly OT movie ramblings in that thread instead of covering ALL of the main forum
another thing: all of the usless clutter everyone against us has offered will not help you develop non-attatchment (Buddhism)
david
IF Kung Lek accepted, I’m sure it would be to help us develop our non-attachment, as he’s helpful that way.
Welcome to the buddhist maffia. Let me help you with your non-attachment.
i’m not Buddhist, but what would you like to non-attatch?
we all know u like Jet Li really, talking about Black Mask 2 and all that before
david
Mafia!!!
“Respect-a-me, respect-a the thousand year-old testicle!”
Favorite sayings of the buddhist maffia:
-Let me help you with your non-attachment
-Am I gonna have to hurt you? Do you really want me to have that kind of karma?
-Hey, look! I got a set of brass knuckles with the four noble truths on 'em!
-I don’t really think your ready for an end to the suffering of rebirth.
-No, your honor. We DID NOT beat him with a phone book. The phone book was just an illusion.
C’mon, Kung Lek. What, is our money/soap dish/coin tray/godzilla tape/nasferatu boxed set no good to you?
(BTW, DS, you really upped the ante with the nasferatu boxed set. I’m starting to feel a little cheap here.)
I can also throw in a photo of my barber with LedZep vocalist Robert Plant. If you want Kung Lek, I can stick your head on his body, so it looks like you and Mr.Plant are best mates.
Surely that is worth it. Just give me the nod and I’ll steal the photo.
Now seriously guys, since we got mods attention
Id like to see the political/racismical stuff removed.
I know some forum members find it very disturbing, i mean its not the place for such thing here.
Like www.goldenshower.gs for example, is much less disturbing.
Ah yes, and before i forget…
If i use GDA tactics…
THE JET LI THREAD IS GONNA GO!!!
MWUAHAHAHAHAA!! MWUAHAHAHHAHAAH!!
d@mn… scare tactics and bribary won’t sway out beloved Mods (i hope). See how much space this whole argument has taken up? If you just tell everyone that the thread stays, then we wouldn’t have to go thru this
Buddhist Mafia? Is it run like the Sopranos?
david