When I was in grade school - like 5th grade - a group of girls at school asked me to demonstrate some stuff for them (I was in chuck norris’ style at the time, and we did alot of high kicking) I did various spinning and jumping kicks, and they were like “wow! look at him go!”, etc. We walked over to an area of the gym that had a carpeted runner, and they asked me to do some more stuff. I opted for a high roundhouse kick, and as my supporting foor pivoted, the runner shifted, knocking me on my duff. They laughed hilariously. I couldn’t do anything but laugh with them.
While we were competing in a continuous sparring tournament recently, my junior classmate tried a spinning hook kick on me, I stepped back unexpectedly, he had expected to make some contact so he whiffed on the kick, his supporting leg came out from under him and he fell flat on the side of his body and face onto the mat. That was funny. Then he beat me. That was even funnier.
Funniest one I got is when this one girl came to try out a class. Pretty good looking girl, one of the guys lunged forward though as if fencing isntead of doing Wing Chun, before falling flat on his face.
F A R T story
I was attacking my sihing for his test and I had brought my camera to film some of the Mantis guys’ test earlier and decided to film my sihings’ test as well. So, on the third attack I decide to throw a roundhouse. And, as I’m beginning to kick I rip one. Later, when I’m watching the tape, the guy recording for me starts laughing and I hear Sifu say something and the other advanced students grading the test begin to chuckle. But, I don’t know if they could tell it was me or my sihing that I was attacking. I made a copy of his test for him and edited that sound out.
the misheard motorcyle…
I go over to my sihing’s school where i train sometimes when im away from my sifus school.
anywho, this is after class and we are all kinda sitting around the floor -streching, sharing storys and talking about an upcoming tournie. so i do this strecth where i put my ankle on to the knee of my other leg and pull that leg back as im lying on my back, well this kinda put my butt into the air. and at the same moment a motorcycle starts up outside(dont ask me how a motorcyle sounds like a ****, and i didnt hear the motorcyle eithier)
Well everyone starts laughing, and im just like “what did i miss, who told a joke”. and they keep laughing and looking at me, laughing and giving me that look like “what the **** is wrong with you man”.
Well they thought that i had let a real loudm, real nasty one go :eek:
hahaha, luckily my sihing was standing nearby and explained the whole thing to me and them.
great stories
d amn, man…what the h ell are you guys eating?
HAHAHAAAA
i need to change my below the name signature to “**** joke starter” I love it man.
MRTWS
Sevenstar, I don’t blame the guy. If some guy walked up to me and tore off his shirt, I’d run too. However, not for fear of being beaten, but for fear of attempted sodomy
Basically there was this time where we all get in a circle and sifu would put one person in the middle and had to fend off attacks from people in the circle. anyway, there was this little fat kid who was like 10 and went in the middle of the circle for a bit of fun at the end of the class. sifu wanted to toughen him up, but in a fun way, and told him to go ‘all out’ and ‘not hold back’ especially against me, the sharkster. after all, what damage could a kid do?
so he would call out random people who had to try to attack the kid from different angles, but would call my name like every other time, and i’d step in trying to take it easy on the kid and letting him hit me in the chest or whatever to let his confidence grow, it was funny.
THEN he clocked me in my kidneys, so next time i got a little angry (in a funny way) and steppin in early, but before i could slap the little bastard he turned around and all i remember was his foot buried so far into my nutsack that i fell to the floor like a sack of shit.
Funny? No, not really. It was one of those times where, as opposed to being funny, everyone just went silent, followed by a few 'ahhhooooouuchieee’s under their breaths. i fell to the floor, i swear everyone thought that the little bugger had killed me. i was just like on my knees coughing my guts up, and trying to get up. But no.
Now i wear a cup.
Good stories.
I don’t have any that don’t involve people ****ing.
finally a non f a r t ing one…
ok so my sifu was teaching class, and he is a pretty quite fellow when he is speaking, and this dog starts barking in the place right next to us(our school is in kinda like a strip mall deal) anywho my sifu keeps on talking for a minute or two. Then stops and says in his cantonese english “One day im going to eat that dog”.
the whole class just feel out laughing and sifu was laughing too.
but strangely i havent heard the dog since about a week after he said that, i guess he was tasty
peace
“One day im going to eat that dog”
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hahahahahahahaha
Skard1