Five minutes alone...

Purely for the nonsense of it, who would you most like to have five minutes alone with in a soundproofed room?

I’m not talking about your sexual fantasies (come on, 5 minutes!?)

I mean just you and your mad skills, let loose with all eyes turned away. For example, I’m sure a popular choice at the moment might be Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein. After all, even the most passive people would have to admit that there are some folks out there that simply deserve an arse-kicking.

Personally, my list is so long it’s got beyond a joke. However, to get the ball rolling with considerable controversy, I’d have to go with a guy that’s very close to the top of my list, George W Bush.

What about you?

Hitler

You graze up your knuckles on his decomposing bones.

What’s the point of beating up a dead guy!?

Mine are personal. I can’t work up that kind of hatred for people I don’t know. In fact, I have a theory that you have to love somebody to properly hate them

What’s the point in beating up a dead guy??

So I suppose fictional characters (ie. Bert the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins) is out?

It’ll just have to be George Bush then… Oh, and all of those ******* kids who took that Nat Geographic test the other day…

Originally posted by eulerfan
Mine are personal. I can’t work up that kind of hatred for people I don’t know. In fact, I have a theory that you have to love somebody to properly hate them

Interesting. I wouldn’t need personal hatred to beat up someone like Bush… I’d consider it service to humanity.

Originally posted by eulerfan
Mine are personal. I can’t work up that kind of hatred for people I don’t know. In fact, I have a theory that you have to love somebody to properly hate them

That right there is one serious window directly into your psyche, eulerfan! :wink:

And you don’t have to hate them. Hate leads to suffering. The dark side that is. It’s just that some people really deserve an arse-kicking. I guess I do hate George Dubya, but not in that soul-eating, all encompassing way. But I’d still love five minutes alone with the pretzel-choking chimp.

Originally posted by Mat
[B]What’s the point in beating up a dead guy??

So I suppose fictional characters (ie. Bert the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins) is out?
[/B]

Well, you know… when there are so many living people that are so deserving…

Originally posted by Mat
[B]

Interesting. I wouldn’t need personal hatred to beat up someone like Bush… I’d consider it service to humanity. [/B]

Preeeee-cisely!

Serpent.

myself

Oh man, where to start!

Bill Gates, for stuffing the computer software world for probarly decades to come.

The members of the band ‘The Backstreet Boys’ for what I hope would be obvious reaons. Where im from you would get shot for acting like that - probarly by your own parents.

Pauline Hanson, to quote a good friend and superb comic Garry Who…
“ugly women, red hair, white skin, eyes like two p!ss holes in the snow - apperently she doesnt like coloured people.”

Anyone from the klu klux clan or whatever the heck those stupid white supremist morons choose to call themselfs at the time.

Chairman Mao, come on any self respectiong CMA should want a go at this guy.

Osama Bin Laden, yeah its predicatable but i couldnt leave him out.

Chad
Chad
Osama
Sadam
Shane
Chad
Kyle C.
Joey B. (Before he smoked so much weed he lost 6 years of his memory)
Chad
Justin Timberlake
Jeremy Harris
Chad
The people who gave the go ahead for the movies A Brady Bunch, A Very Brady Sequel and lets not forget Batman and Robin
Chad
Ohhh jon gave me a good one too, those stupid racist groups who think that white people are superior to others.
Chad

I’d fight bin laden.

kung fu books

The student loan people. But first they’d have to fill out fifty different forms, all of which say the same thing, have them signed by a few different people, then fill out a few more forms to confirm that they sent the other forms. I hate the student loan people.:mad:

John Walters. Between him and Bush, I can’t think of two guys who need an arse-whooping more.

Oh yeah… and those student loan folks like the wife said… they’re annoying too.

George Steinbrenner
Justin Timberlake
Woody Harrilson
Jay Z
Cam Ron
Micheal Jackson
Puff Daddy
Bud Selig
Kobe Bryant

if limited to live prey

moon landing deniers
Barry McCaffrey.
And whoever realy shot JFK

but if not limited to the liveing

Mao,
W R Hearst,
Hennry Anslinger
or Patton! I’d learn a lot if i could survive :smiley:

Could I have the Pantera tune playing in the room as well?:slight_smile:

Rosie O’Donnell