How hot is that 23 year old teacher?

and how STUPID is that kid for bragging about it?

We never had teachers like that when I was in school.

Hot ones, I mean. The ugly ones put out, no doubt.

Link it.

I know this is very not PC, but it is sort of hard to get all worked up and talk about a horrible crime it is…

“yeah, I mean, this hot 23 year old blond wanted to do me, over and over again, it was horrible, I’m scared for life” :smiley:

That shouldn’t be called a “crime.”

It should be called a “blessing.”

OK…she’s pretty decent.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/06/29/teacher.sex.ap/index.html

My 8th grade math teacher was an ex-Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and my 11th grade English teacher posed for playboy when she was in her twenties (she was in her late forties but still hot when I took her class), so I’ve seen some good ones in my day. Of course, they never blew me in a car while my friends drove, but that’s just semantics.

Yeah, that particular law needs a “hots on for teacher” clause, especially when teacher does modelling for motorcycle mags or whatever.

Really, this has got to be the funniest police work ever. I’m sure this kid is right now surrounded by counselors asking him to reenact it all on a Barney doll.

I’d der.

Originally posted by MasterKiller
Of course, they never blew me in a car while my friends drove, but that’s just semantics.

No, that’s fellatio. Tell us about your english teacher[passes mk the Barney doll]:smiley:

what’s a 15 year old doing driving a car? What 's goin on down there?

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I think 80% of heterosexual men in america and abroad are heaving a collective :

“SO WHAT, I WISH IT WERE ME.”

I know mental age is still a factor in all this but I’ve yet to see what this boy looks like.

For we know he could be as big as a brick(expletive deleted) house and look like Hughe Jackman.

All I know is I’m hoping for a similar situation in my next incarnation.

In europe he’d be called a late bloomer.

from the smoking gun.com

it’s a pretty steamy story!!! I feel bad for the husband. Stern was saying like “If he ends up having to pay her alimony”!!! Probably will considering our court system.

I think he should be forced to take remedial reading from a different teacher. She should be flogged in public.

“She should be flogged in public.”

Or at least in private with live video feed on the internet.

Oh wait, thats not new, is it… :smiley:

I think that website would make a billion then crash from the overload.

I’m not into flogging, but she should be publically shaved. Sorry bout the typo.

There’s something wrong with her eyes.

(in best Beavis and ******** voice)

we were talking about BJ’s and someone said “what’s going on DOWN THERE” heh heh heh heh :smiley:

you said BJ.

Originally posted by KC Elbows
I’m not into flogging, but she should be publically shaved. Sorry bout the typo.

Ok, next we’ll have somebody suggesting an icy cold enema.

Oops, that was me, sorry.

he tried to say butt.

huh-huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh-huh

I can see the TV movie now

“please, please, stop, I don’t want you to give me head, don’t stop, it’s so, so, diiiiirrrrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyy…”

(and that’s just the way we like it!)