Nobody so far,even though many would deserve punishment in some way.
Why Mao Zeodong? 
And he´s gone too.
No martial arts masters yet?
William Shatner.
Fight club, baby! 
you beat me to it quite man, I was just about to say that!
Could I get Cheney handcuffed to Ashcroft and have a twofer?
i’ll also need a straight razor, a car battery, jumper cables, plenty of salt, and an apple corer.
Any of the aforementioned would do nicely.
Hmmm
Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Boddidharma, Jesus Christ, HH The Dalai Lama, Kofi Anan, Terry Waite, Maximillian Colbey, …etc..
I’m sorry but my list is just as stupid as everyone else’s.
Can’t people see that!!?
Michael Jackson
Ricki Lake
Puff Daddy
mike tyson (poisoned and delerious with broken arms)
Jet Li
Bob Sagat
Jerry Fallwell
That chick flick loser from “Serendipity” that creates a new standard for weak american men.
Carrot Top- Who the hell is this guy, why is he supposed to be funny and why didn’t that D.C. Sniper do us all a favor and take him out.
Any T.V. evangelist.
The guy who stole 500 bucks from my room.
Anyone who jumped me or kicked my ass when I was coming up. The guy who knees my nuts so they bled. The punk who threw rocks at my head, the 17 year olds who beat me down in 6th grade.
Screw forgiveness, it there is one thing the kung fu movies have taught us its that vengence is the best way to go.
Decaf bro. Next time try the decaf.
Margaret Thatcher
Sir Alex Ferguson
Roy Keane
Maradonna
who ever invented low alcohol lager 
Phillip Morris
Re: Hmmm
Originally posted by Repulsive Monkey
[B]Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Boddidharma, Jesus Christ, HH The Dalai Lama, Kofi Anan, Terry Waite, Maximillian Colbey, …etc..
I’m sorry but my list is just as stupid as everyone else’s.
Can’t people see that!!? [/B]
Does anybody have a spare chill pill for Repulsive Monkey?
:rolleyes:
Originally posted by yenhoi
Serpent.
I guess that was inevitable!
Personally, my list is so long it’s got beyond a joke. However, to get the ball rolling with considerable controversy, I’d have to go with a guy that’s very close to the top of my list, George W Bush.
You’d have a tough time with him Serps, Dubya seriously trains like a mofo. Not to mention he has those Predator drones to send a Hellfire missle up your tailpipe.
My list…
Osama and any other al Qeda puke.
The 9/11 hijackers, ( OK I’d just ventilate their heads not beat them up).
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Roger Clinton
Momma Clinton for birthing the three of them
The a-holes in Nigeria that want to stone that woman to death for adultery.
The house of Saud. (Saudi Arabia aint a country it’s a family with a flag. Props to George Will)
The house of Dior.
The International House of Pancakes.
The guy who invented the Teletubbies.
A dirty scumsucking perverted [SIZE=4]F*CK[/SIZE] of a gyno who gave a 16 year old girlfriend of mine an unneccesary pap smear that scarred her internally and gave her a bit of a touch up at the same time.
There is nothing I wouldn’t do to that ****. He is the only person in the world I hate and really hope one day to permanently cripple and maim. I hope he burns in hell for it. If I don’t get him God will…but until then I’m looking for my chance.
[SIZE=4]HATE[/SIZE]
The guy that interrupted my cypher on stage last friday night after like two bars, and for giving me the broken mic
The people who robbed me last year.
The uni accomidation department who still want me to pay £1500 for the honour of living in such a great house.
But most of all…
simone’s boyfriend :mad:
Originally posted by Felipe Bido
Hitler
the guys been dead for 60 years you scared of the boogey-man Also?.
Why is everyone so down on Dubby??? He’s Da MAN!!!
Anyway, I have no one I would want to take 5 minutes with.
Me, I just inadvertantly irritate people. I have no need for hate.
President Bush Is President “Buff”
lol, if monkey boys considered buff, in this pc era, i think ima revoke my position on feminism. Is’nt buffed like stacked, cokeboys scales be cluttering the carpet; knawmean?.:eek:
if that made no sense, best turn off that folk music then!.
Originally posted by rogue
You’d have a tough time with him Serps, Dubya seriously trains like a mofo. Not to mention he has those Predator drones to send a Hellfire missle up your tailpipe.
Ah, he runs too much. I’d take out his knees and he’d be my b!tch in seconds. Besides, he still doesn’t train as much as I do. And I could soften him up with a spelling bee first. He probably couldn’t even spell ‘bee’!
The Predator drones and a Hellfire missle kinda contravene the whole 5 minutes alone in a room theme too, so I might be able to avoid those on a technicality. 
Chad.
Nancy Kappelle, this lady worked for a government based agency and she claimed that the agency would help pay for my school providing I got denied for other forms of financial aid. After applying for the government student aid loan at my school and being denied (because my parents claimed me as an exempt on there tax return last year which raised my income over $100K), I called her back hoping the agency would help. Turns out she was bullshitting through her teeth the entire fucking time about it, then got herself fired too. Turns out the agency is designed to help people find jobs and this lady went around schools leaving her card saying they were designed to help people with college.
The head of the district agency pretty much told me tough shit with the lies and that I’m on my own. Didn’t give me any places to look into for financial aid. Not my God damned fault that they employed a bimbo bitch who lied to God only knows HOW many people then the agency screws them over.
My mom won’t fucking help me for school even though she claimed me on her taxes which in turn caused me denial of financial aid to begin with.
Chad.
Could I get Cheney handcuffed to Ashcroft and have a twofer?
CSN - gonna get medieval on their a$$es? 