animal styles?

why ?

surely your better off learning to fight as best you can as a human

you dont have claws or wings or fur or other natural weapons that they have so use your own no? :confused:

Monkey has some pretty nice footwork…

fur’s a weapon?

cool!

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monkey would sling feces at your face and get into your eyes.

:eek:

if we blow or sweep up the hairs and furs, they would get into your eyes, nose and throat

can’t see, can’t breathe–

cough and cough

oops hairballs

–

:eek:

[QUOTE=SPJ;888130]monkey would sling feces at your face and get into your eyes.

:eek:[/QUOTE]

yea, really… nasty stuff. Way too deadly for sparring… :smiley:

lol that fool still talking what a wiener
respect the traditional culture and mindset of my people or gtfo why r u doing kung fu then
you dont even know whats an animal style. tell me whats an animal style? what do they do? u dont even fkin know. U GOOGLED IT

Like you say we don’t have claws or wings, we only have human weapons, so we are always only fighting like humans.

In animal styles the animals are allegorical representations of human qualities that we wish to express within our selves. It’s a colorful way of explaining how you are suppose to do a movement.

So to answer your question, NO. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

some classic human styles are traditionally called… fat fuker fu, lazy beached whale, american idolized MMA, and way of the cowardly fist… i prefer the animal styles any day.:smiley:

[QUOTE=golden arhat;888120]why ?

surely your better off learning to fight as best you can as a human

you dont have claws or wings or fur or other natural weapons that they have so use your own no? :confused:[/QUOTE]

You’ve obviously never had your arm ripped off its socket by a grizzly bear!!! Don’t knock it till you try it my friend.

Some possible reasons to mimic ā€˜animal styles’:

1)They are stronger faster more efficient killers.

2)Some animals can actually defeat opponents much larger or stronger than themselves

3)Some martial artists have too much free time and no friends.

Me, I prefer the Cooking styles of Kung Fu. I once saw this movie called the ā€œThe Six Cooking Styles of Kung Fu!ā€ about a chef who develops his own styles to include:

Shark fin Soup style
Sweet and Sour Pork
Shrimp Fried Rice

I can’t remember the others…wish I had bought meself a copy…it was hilarious and it made me hungry for some take out.

[QUOTE=Hebrew Hammer;888155]1)They are stronger faster more efficient killers.

2)Some animals can actually defeat opponents much larger or stronger than themselves

3)Some martial artists have too much free time and no friends.
[/QUOTE]the first animal that comes to mind here is the wolverine… despite it’s ferocious reputation, it is also quite cunning, after chasing it’s prey up a tree, it will patiently wait at the bottom until either the prey dies of starvation or becomes frantic in it’s hunger and climbs back out of the tree… i have friends, they just don’t visit.

I’m a fan of the deadly fire ants. You can see their style represented pretty well in the abortion of a movie that was the last Indiana Jones.

[QUOTE=GreenCloudCLF;888160]I’m a fan of the deadly fire ants.[/QUOTE]no kidding. they are something else… my mom lived in florida fo 18 years before moving to maui… you couldn’t stand outside without moving your feet. when i was younger i used to have my stepdads dog come and sit down for a doggy treat right on top of a fireant mound… it was funny at the time watching it drag it’s arse across the ground, but looking back from a much more matured life, it was pretty cruel.

[QUOTE=uki;888162]no kidding. they are something else… my mom lived in florida fo 18 years before moving to maui… you couldn’t stand outside without moving your feet. when i was younger i used to have my stepdads dog come and sit down for a doggy treat right on top of a fireant mound… it was funny at the time watching it drag it’s arse across the ground, but looking back from a much more matured life, it was pretty cruel.[/QUOTE]

Now if you wet your bed and set fires you have accomplished the serial killer troika!:eek:

[QUOTE=GreenCloudCLF;888165]Now if you wet your bed and set fires you have accomplished the serial killer troika![/QUOTE]just drink enough and the bladder will empty when it wants to… does blowing fire count? i learned the art in praha.

[QUOTE=SanHeChuan;888149]In animal styles the animals are allegorical representations of human qualities that we wish to express within our selves. It’s a colorful way of explaining how you are suppose to do a movement. [/QUOTE] TCMA has deep links to Taoist practice (even the so-called Buddhist ones), vis a vis its shamanic roots where you’d invite the spirit of a certain animal (real or mythological) into you in order to embody certain properties that as humans, the ultimate chameleon, did not possess per se (not at all dissimilar from, say, Native American)

[QUOTE=cjurakpt;888177]TCMA has deep links to Taoist practice (even the so-called Buddhist ones), vis a vis its shamanic roots where you’d invite the spirit of a certain animal (real or mythological) into you in order to embody certain properties that as humans, the ultimate chameleon, did not possess per se (not at all dissimilar from, say, Native American)[/QUOTE]tiger spirits are the best invites to invite.:smiley:

[QUOTE=uki;888156]… i have friends, they just don’t visit.[/QUOTE]

LOL, the ramblings of a man, who has no friends…:smiley: Hang in there son…offer them a beer.

[QUOTE=Hebrew Hammer;888223]LOL, the ramblings of a man, who has no friends…:smiley: Hang in there son…offer them a beer.[/QUOTE]sometimes i am thankful no one is there to accept it…

[QUOTE=uki;888178]tiger spirits are the best invites to invite.:D[/QUOTE]

I’m a paper tiger at best, so that doesn’t work for me; however, I have been having an on-going dialogue with the dragon for some years now…