And so, what have we learned?

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Ok.

What have we learned?

(Insert any response about any subject you like)

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internet challenges are for people so utterly mentally disabled that they should be shot, then hung, then shot while hanging.

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Have a clear idea of what constitutes a “win” and make sure both parties agree to it.

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Robots are stealing my luggage.

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  1. Kung Fu Magazine is still the best forumn on the planet.

  2. When fighting on concrete, it’s not a good idea to wear Thai shorts.

  3. Walking around with your shirt unbuttoned only makes you look cool if you have a hairy chest and porn star mushtache (and the year is 1984)

  4. No matter how lame a fight is, it will be considered the greatest of all time by some.

  5. I have gotten jack sh*t accomplished at work due to this whole debacle.

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Robots are stealing my luggage.

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Actually, that was my UFO buddies.

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[QUOTE=RD’S Alias - 1A;778495]Robots are stealing my luggage.

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Actually, that was my UFO buddies.[/QUOTE]

actually it’s negligence on the airlines part.

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i am awesome

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[QUOTE=David Jamieson;778502]actually it’s negligence on the airlines part.[/QUOTE]

Actually, I’m stealing your luggage. I sell you’re used underwear on the internet to middle aged white men with emotional problems.

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I’ve learned that:

  • Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker. Rupees takes no effort.
  • 17 is the age of consent in TX
  • When it comes to firearms, the end with the hole in it points away from you
  • When she says she's 17 but look 14, take a copy of her DL beforehand. Cuase 14 will get you 20 unless you have proof.
  • Never offer pot to a cop as a bribe
  • Never wear a thong to the beach if you're a guy
  • Having a cell number is only good if you actually have a phone
  • Jeans don't make you look fat. Its the cheeseburgers and cakes.

Things I have yet to learn:

  • Where does the other sock go?
  • How does a blind person know when they are done wiping their butt?
  • If you dring tequilla and Goldschlager, do you poop Mexican gold coins afterwards?
  • Where the hell is Waldo?
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[QUOTE=xcakid;778506]I’ve learned that:

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Things I have yet to learn:

  • Where does the other sock go?
  • How does a blind person know when they are done wiping their butt?
  • If you dring tequilla and Goldschlager, do you poop Mexican gold coins afterwards?
  • Where the hell is Waldo?
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The other sock, I also sell on the internet.

scratch and sniff

yes

in hell

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“Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker. Rupees takes no effort”

I had no idea Indian currency was actually the date rape drug.
bud bud ding ding.

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What have we learned?

HIV has never been scientifically proven by koch’s postulates, nor EVER electron micrographed pictured from a sucrase gradient at 1.16 gm/ml. And the p.24 protein has never been proven to be specific to an alleged virus called HIV, therefore the antibody test used to screen for HIV is not a specific indicator of any infectious virus (retro or otherwise) at all.

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[QUOTE=brothernumber9;778510]What have we learned?

HIV has never been scientifically proven by koch’s postulates, nor EVER electron micrographed pictured from a sucrase gradient at 1.16 gm/ml. And the p.24 protein has never been proven to be specific to an alleged virus called HIV, therefore the antibody test used to screen for HIV is not a specific indicator of any infectious virus (retro or otherwise) at all.[/QUOTE]

well…I WAS going to say that, but I figured everyone already knew that. :stuck_out_tongue:

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[QUOTE=brothernumber9;778508]“Candy is dandy, But liquor is quicker. Rupees takes no effort”

I had no idea Indian currency was actually the date rape drug.
bud bud ding ding.[/QUOTE]

I is no edumacated, don speell too good. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Sometimes a woman with three breasts is not better than a woman with two.

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[QUOTE=Black Jack II;778527]Sometimes a woman with three breasts is not better than a woman with two.[/QUOTE]

Anyone else get turned on by that chick in Total Recall?

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[QUOTE=Iron_Eagle_76;778529]Anyone else get turned on by that chick in Total Recall?[/QUOTE]

I’m on a dryspell, cartoon character chicks turn me on at this point.

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Anyone else get turned on by that chick in Total Recall?

The midget?

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in regards to nationally liberating wars, patriotism is applied internationalism.