[QUOTE=MightyB;901692]I asked a couple of the more beautiful young sales reps we have working for us when they think that a guy’s a little too old for them- both answered 32- needless to say, I walked away a little emasculated- I’m 34.[/QUOTE]
ok, your first mistake was that you asked. lol.
[QUOTE=TenTigers;901734]so whaddya do when the girls that are “in your age bracket” on match.com, are not anything you find attractive?
I mean, besides the blow-up doll.[/QUOTE]
Curl into a ball and cry yourself to sleep.
[QUOTE=TenTigers;901734]so whaddya do when the girls that are “in your age bracket” on match.com, are not anything you find attractive?
I mean, besides the blow-up doll.[/QUOTE]
Buy a lot of brown paper bags?
See how many of these lines you recognize
“What if Spartacus had had a piper cub?”
“Jane you ignorant slut”
“He does not have to shoot you now”
“Kill the gophers? We can do that!”
“If Woody had gone straight to the police, this would never have happened”
What’s worse…
You have no problem talking and charming young beautiful women at all.
Because everybody involved knows it all stops there…
Or, you’re the guy they approach in a bar to ask the time because you’re ‘safe’
Or, you always find clothes you like on markdown.
Or, you talk about Mick Jagger, and people ask you who’s that?
Or, you still keep the candle stub you burned when Jimi Hendrix died…
…I’m finding this rather therapeutic …
Coming back swinging…
On topic, here’s a riddle…
Where can you go for all the safe, casual sex you want…
(scroll down)
The SEVENTIES!!!
[QUOTE=SPJ;901688]I was going to say that do you have an older sister? 8. when you start to have gray almost white beard and eyebrows.[/QUOTE]
You must be younger than me.
[QUOTE=TenTigers;901734]so whaddya do when the girls that are “in your age bracket” on match.com, are not anything you find attractive?
I mean, besides the blow-up doll.[/QUOTE]
no shizzit…I mean, I don’t think I look quite my age except for the grey in the beard but dang…some of the one’s that are in their low 30’s look like they are 50…but, on the other side of the coin I have seen some really attractive women in their 50’s…who say I’m too young
yeah, I’m gonna buy some Grecian Formula and go nab me some cougars!
[QUOTE=lkfmdc;901750]See how many of these lines you recognize
“What if Spartacus had had a piper cub?”
“Jane you ignorant slut”
“He does not have to shoot you now”
“Kill the gophers? We can do that!”
“If Woody had gone straight to the police, this would never have happened”[/QUOTE]
“Would you like a walnetto?”
“Ed…kiss me goo’night”
“Book’em Dan-o!”
“Lily! I’m home!”
“Jane! Stop this crazy thing!”
“Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!”
“Mister Weid’s wesidence”
“There is nothing wrong with your television set.”
“Picture if you will…”
[QUOTE=Yum Cha;901752]You have no problem talking and charming young beautiful women at all.
Because everybody involved knows it all stops there…
Or, you’re the guy they approach in a bar to ask the time because you’re ‘safe’
…[/QUOTE]LOL, those are definitely me. It’s not even the age: I don’t even usually wear my wedding ring either but I think my whole being exudes marriedness… Dunno if that’s a 
or a :o but it’s certainly a 
!
BTW, what’s a cougar…? Isn’t that like, a second-rate lion?
you know you’re old when…
the tattoo of the great American Eagle you got on your chest in your twenties…
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…is now a pelican.
Fire up the wayback machine Mr Peabody…
Hey Look, here comes Mr Greenjeans!
…Ok Kids, to sing along, just follow the bouncing ball!
[QUOTE=TenTigers;901641]you can recite dialogue from Buggs Bunny cartoons,
and kids don’t recognize them.[/QUOTE]
“Oh…so he’s hiding in the stove, eh?”
“Now would I turn on the gas if my friend Rocky was hiding in the stove?”
“Well…you might rabbit, you might”
“Would I throw a lighted match in here if my friend Rocky was hiding in the stove?”
BAAM!
“Well, rabbit, you’ve convinced me. I go look for Rocky in the city.”
[QUOTE=Mr Punch;901767]LOL, those are definitely me. It’s not even the age: I don’t even usually wear my wedding ring either but I think my whole being exudes marriedness… Dunno if that’s a or a :o but it’s certainly a !
[B]it’s not that confusing.
women are attracted to men that can at least look like they are being the alpha male…if you have successfully convinced at least one woman that you are good enough to keep, then you are worth a second look…or maybe worth stealing…humans still have much of the original drives to continue the gene line as any ‘lower order’ animal. we are just much more creative in how we pursue the means to secure that progression.[/B]
BTW, what’s a cougar…? Isn’t that like, a second-rate lion?[/QUOTE]
‘cougars’ are older women, generally hot or at least sexy, who are most likely divorced from the ******* who cheated on them with the secretary…they have money from the divorce and have decided that their new goal is to teach some younger men a thing or two…hence the predadorty appellation.
“M M M Max”
“This is the future: people translated as data.”
“and will you please drop the vernacular!”
“that’s a doiby”
“Let’s roll, Kato!”
“routine 13 guys!”
Ok, now we’re getting real old.
Is it bad that I’m finding quite a lot of these apply to me (or that, in terms of quotes, I can place so many) when I’m only 24?
age is only a relative thing.
true, our body slows with all the wear and tear over the years.
however, we may always stay young at heart and mindset.
moving quietness with tai chi would focus and refresh or rejunvenate our mind and heart.
its bad when people almost twice your age are telling you that you are the oldest young person they know.
im 29 and I have people in their late 50s telling me im old, WTF.
You listened to Nirvana and Pearl Jam back when they were cool.