You know what’s annoying?
Extremists, liberals, right-wingers, socialists, hippies, punks, people who tell you how to do things, old people, women, middle-aged women, middle-aged men, the middle-aged, old men, young women, slags, gobby es, beautiful women, fat people, people with eating disorders, drivers, cars, climate-change deniers, carbon-tax offsetters, wishy-washy badly educated environmentalists, people who think they understand science and still talk **** without understanding the basics, meat-eaters, vegetarians, vegans, the organic movement, ugly slappers, MMAists, TMAists, MTMAists, MAists, defence nuts, people who are too weak to defend themselves, spackers, bigots, bullies, Nazis, druggies, people who’ve never taken drugs, drunks, teetotals, the self-righteous, Christians, Moslems, Jews, converts, smokers, self-righteous non-smokers, people who think how much/little sex/drink/drugs/anything they have is a valid standpoint from which to judge everything they see, blacks, whites, pinks, sunburnt reds, yellowish peoples, anybody I’ve left out, writers of poor books, readers of poor books, people who think planting trees is a solution to CO2, the poorly educated, dog, disposable products without a reuse plan, especially disposable plastic spoons in protein powders and baby milks powders, conspicuous tattoos, tattoo intolerant people, these ****ers, people who don’t understand how to use an off-topic forum, women with big tits, people who call talk babytalk to their pets, people who name their cars or any other inanimate object, drivers, irresponsible cyclists, people who talk babytalk to anything, badly behaved kids’ parents, parents, people who use their dogs to act hard, ****ing dog owners let’s face it, restaurants where smoking is allowed, restaurants where smoking is allowed in the smoking area which isn’t separated by anything from the non-smoking area, self-righteous ex-smokers, me, you, drivers, creationists, aggressive atheists, rude people, old people, drivers, rude drivers, rude old people, people who can’t be bothered to wash, the English, the French, the ****ing Italians, Yanks, white Africans, genocidal maniacs, oh, OK the rest of Africa, Moslems, Christians, Jews, Scientologists, other mental cases, unsympathetic people, hypocrites, people who are rude about personal taste, ****ing hip-hop, anonymous *****s on forums, people who say fora, people who make a thing about not being anonymous on fora, big business, libertarians who just want to have everything their own way, democracy, monarchies, oligarchies, anarchists/libertarians who just can’t be bothered to try to understand and deal with political systems, theoretical communists, people who say they are communists, the Chinese, racists, bigots, people who defend other cultures by saying “It’s such an old culture, you’d never understand unless you were part of it”, cultural imperialism, Moslems, barbaric practices, human rights abusers, people who think every ****ing thing they do is a human right, drivers, people who complain about things, people who complain and do **** all, people who complain and do **** all and say “Nothing we do makes any difference anyway”, activists, pacifists, warmongers, arms dealers, Shirley Bassey, cigarette companies, coffee companies, Fair Trade, blood diamonds/gold/cashew nuts, companies, the Yanks, the friggin Brits, the Chinese, the Brazilians, the Spaniards, white people, bigots, the white man’s burden, buck-passers, people who say they’re stopping the buck, people who don’t apologise when they say they’re going to, people who say they ‘accept responsibility’ for **** and ‘regret’ **** and still don’t man up and say sorry, apologists, people who don’t accept responsibility, living bankers, financiers, anybody who ‘earns’ more than say 100, 000 quid a year and isn’t saving A LOT of people’s lives, bankers, financiers, misspent tax, politicians, democracy, people who want to stop apologising for their countries’ past deeds without offering any kind of solid treaties/development aid, ‘development aid’ that’s really food aid, food aid in general, despots, Christians, abstinence advocators, irresponsible teens, teens’ parents, people who have a lot of mod-cons, people who say they don’t have enough time/money, procrastinators, me, YOU, you ****s! modern existence, technophobes, Luddites, scientists, empiricists, reality, escapism, smartarses, people, misogynists…
And that’s just the start…
