so what should we get for Budokan?
how about season tickets to “An Evening with Celestial Amiboshi”?
(i hear celestial is gonna read the classics, sing opera…and as a special treat he’ll stick a plum in his mouth and act all “holier than thou”)
For Celestial I’m going to get a quart of my own sweat scraped off my body after every dojo workout. I’m sure he’ll love that. I’ll also send him the self help book “I’m Okay, You’re Okay” and probably spring for a couple of psychiatric sessions as well.
Rubthebuddha gets something else to rub this Christmas, and it won’t be a buddha.
Fish of Fury gets what he’s always wanted: a guppy he can train into a killer. (Let’s see if he can really live up to his name.)
Boulder Student will receive “The History of Kung Fu and Why It’s Better Than Grappling” and No Know will finally get that English to English translator everyone else needs to understand his heiroglyphic garble.
Camel Killer will get what he’s always needed: Me kicking his scrawny a$$ right up between his godd*mn jug ears.
Budokan gets a 6 month visit to Noda City with a suitcase full of black t-shirts that say UKE
I get nothing? I’ll remember that next time someone is dismissing your school boy karate.
YIP-EEE! I am SO there!
Knifefighter gets the video: “How I Used Tae Bo To Change Me Into A Real Man: A Retrospective of Days Wasted in Grappling”.
JWT will get that belt buckle he’s always wanted: one that won’t set off the metal detectors at airports but which can be used to slice the throat of any pain-in-the-a$$ hijackers stupid enough to get on his plane.
Rogue, you will get a nicely framed and notarized certificate signed by Rolls and all his past avatars. I’ll just send Water Dragon some hot porn.
Goktimus will get that brand new Daewoo and a 55-gallon drum of K-Y jelly.
And Rolls’ momma will get what she’s always wanted and desperately needs: A court order that allows her to disavow any responsibility of him and his many manifestations, and the subsequent hospital bills incurred if he keeps going to kwoons and challenging real men into “blood-spilling” fights.
All I get is hot porn? That’s it, the back of all those UKE shirts is going to say “Hatsumi hits like a girl” in Japanese.
Remember to get a “Hump-a-rama” kit for JWT’s dog
KC Elbows gets that vomitorium he’s always wanted so that next time when he posts on KFO if he’s gonna spew then he’ll have a place to do it in.
Nutt’nfunny will receive in the mail the bestseller: “1000 Guaranteed Jokes to Crack Up the KFO Boys”. Barring that, he’ll get a package of Nut’n’hunny cereal.
Ryu will get that piece of a$$ he’s always wanted. Not the girl, mind you, just a piece of her a$$.
Mr. Nemo, always first with the UFC and other grappling results, will finally be first with the results of the rematch between the Nautilus and that giant kraken.
IronFist, I’m sending you that AdamantineFist you always wanted. Only problem is you’ll have to stop pulling your pud as often as you do now…
Do i get cool stuff too?
Indeed you do. Xebsball gets a group photo of all the KFO regulars arranged in descending order of who can beat off the quickest to a picture of Roseanne Barr. Yeah, then we’ll see who’s the man, won’t we…?
SantaClaus gets that sensitivity training he’s been so desperately needing, along with a list of all the KFO guys who have been naughty and nice to wittle Budokan.
Halfling, you finally get that ring you’ve been wanting. Just go see Sauron…
Wushu Chik gets an autographed picture of us KFO guys licking the computer screen as we imagine what she looks like…
Brassmonkey at last gets those brass balls for said monkey.
Illusionfist gets to remain in obscure anonymity.
geneching . .. my clink will be a bit belated as im trying to quit drinking on the weekdays, but it’s only one more day till the weekend so i’ll return the toast shortly.
“no drunken style and driving…”
word. drunk drivers p!ss me off.
My very own vomitorium!!!
Score!!
I’m gonna make Huang a book made up of all his posts this last year. Its called “Stupid Waste of a Thread”.
As for GDA, I tried to get him one of those asian blow up dolls, but the shopkeeper said some guy with an avaricious weiner dog just bought up the whole stock.
Finally, I’m gonna send Gene Ching a miniskirt, so that we can finally get a look at those gams!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
dam nit!
i was gonna get two cool gifts too.
sumb!tch.
well, for everyone a copy of my new book
“How to Inject Mind Altering Substances and Influence People”
a guppy of my very own…can i keep him, can i keep him?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
my horde of minions grows by the day!
I’ll bide my time, training my guppy army until i become…IRREPRESSABLE!!!
we shall sweep across the land, laying waste to all before us (cutting a bloody swathe, even) until fish rule supreme…
…fear the Reign of Fish!!!
i may never bone her… but neither will anyone else so it’s all good.
Now that “Ryu.” has appeared on the forum, Ryu has gotten his first period. I’m gonna get him Women Who Run With Wolves.
Budokan - thanks for the present i think. I don’t know to what ring you are referring though. And I dont know what/who Sauron is. please could you let me know so I know what my present is? thanks 
Halfling, J.R.R. Tolkien will be able to answer all your questions. Him or Gollum.
yesssssssssssssssssss, my precioussssssssssssss.
i see now thank you kindly.