Come on, you all know the score. There’s a d!ckhead in the pub/at the party/named on your marriage certificate/whatever, and that person really needs a slap. Sometimes there are people that simply do not respond to reasoned argument or completely blatant hints about their behaviour and the only thing that would get through to them is a skelp upside the ear.
Should you do it?
The reason I ask is that there is such a person near me. He was around this afternoon along with a couple of others and he was being a totally obnoxious pr!ck. Eventually he wandered off, leaving the rest of us, and a couple of guys said to me, “Man, I wish you’d smacked him one!”
“Why me?” I asked.
“Well,” one replied, “he’s a big, strong bloke and you’re the one with the mad skillz!” (He actually said that! I even heard the ‘z’ emphasised! )
What do you think? I know it’s easy enough to avoid pr!cks most of the time, but still…
Personally, I feel be the bigger man by simply ignoring him.
The few times I was REALLY tempted laying into them I simply gave them the choice:
1.) Get out now.
2.) I will make sure you leave and won’t come back.
Sorry, my life and time is to valuable to waste some d`ckhead that annoys me.
When people tell me I should be the one doing something about someone else, I tell them if the can’t handle the situation themselves than they should shut the f@ck up.
Maybe I am a bit to the extreme, but than a learned a few lessons since I started polluting the air on this planet.
Trust me I have to deal with that as well.
I was giving a classmate a lift home one night , and while on the road i saw a vehicle in the opposite lane, someone that i was trying to avoid. So i mentioned it to the guy , i said uh oh there goes such and such i dont want them to see me.
So dude gets inspired to wind down My car window and proceed to Announce my name at the top of his voice, for whatever reason ..i dunno
I gave him a swift backhand and that pretty much shut him up.
Under other circumstances, Id say maybe its not worth it, but sometimes people just need to be bi@tch slapped
“Thats just my opinion , I could be wrong”-Dennis Miller
You’re in a pub and you don’t expect people to be loud and boisterous?
c’mon guys. If you are thinking of giving someone a slap because they are just being loud and drunk, maybe you have to reconsider why you are thinkning that.
You’re in a pub for 1.
What are people supposed to do in a pub? Sit quitely and say all their p’s and Q’s to anyone who walks by?
Don’t be ridiculous, it is the place that people go to let loose and let their hair down.
If you don’t want to be in that situation, then simply do not put yourself there.
personally I am of two minds on this whole thing. I have always been an advocate for whoopin up on someone when they need it, because sometimes I feel like they need it. However I can respect the whole leaving it alon thing because really what does it solve? You can’t guarentee it will solve anything. So what it comes down to is go ahead but make sure you slap him hard enough he can’t identify you later!
Yeah describe him to me and GDA. Im sure we can come up with some really off the wall insults that would garauntee his departure from any social setting. lol
mention his lack of potty training, or at least that you had heard rumours of its consequences “trickling out” lately. do this a few times and eventually just lead into giving him the nickname of “pottypants.” encourage your friends to use the same line, and if he gets really ****y (no pun intended this time), just take the focus off him and talk about bedwetting and other bladder problems in the general sense.
In mantis their is a secret, highly informal set passed down from student to student, but never from Shifus. It officially “doesn’t exist” and is a parody of the 8 palms. It is the 8 drunken biatch slaps. This set has the bottle weapon addition and the NASCAR belt.
Rising b-slap a rising back palm slap curl the wrist back on impact for added insult. This is a level one Shut the Front Door attack. (I’ve done this)
Pimp n slap- overhand, fingers spread with an emphasis on the pimp nails after the heal makes contact.
rubber hand slap- back and forth quickly across the face.
retreating slap. When your ho is angry and fighting back, you pretend to cower and begin apologising, as she lightens up, land a solid frisbee style slap accross the jaw.
back hand fingers up
back hand fingers down (groin shot)
Scissors slap- from a trapped arms position, roll elbows over and b-slap both sides of the fame simultaneously.
double pimp slap (made famous by Kasushi Sakuraba) and varied with figure 8 method.
if these are too strong for the situation, make a phoenix eye and tap between his ribs to punctuate your sentences. Its annoying and hurts, but officially isn’t that threatening.
Is this someone you work with, or someone you hang out with? If it is a co-worker, then I’d ignore them. If it is someone you hang out with, then you have serious issues
If it is me you are talking about, then I have been mortally offended
Originally posted by joedoe
[B]Is this someone you work with, or someone you hang out with? If it is a co-worker, then I’d ignore them. If it is someone you hang out with, then you have serious issues
If it is me you are talking about, then I have been mortally offended [/B]
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