What would you do if a chick kicked you in the nutts?

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been there done that.

Instance 1- Girl kicked my in the nuts, I clasped my thighs and caught it just in time, pushed her over, she fell on her tailbone/**** in a weird way and nearly lost her ability to have children. Her mother was screaming this at my mother, and we were like, thats what she was trying to do to me. Karmic retrobution if there ever was any.

  1. Friends sister bragged about how “cool” it was to kick guys in the balls, I kicked her in the puss, guess what guys? it hurts them too.

3.(I was older) “What would you do if I kicked you in the balls?” Me: "Go ahead, but then you’ll need to give me mouth-to-**** resusitation.

What would I do personally? Depends on the damage. 1. Minimal damage- Tie her up until it works again. Test it out to make sure it isn’t broken
2. Medium damage- Tie her up and let dogs have their way with her.
3. Maximum damage- sell her to a biker gang. Make a cool thirty grand, to pay for a new, porn star package.

Yes that seems harsh, especially the rape-dogs, but this is a crime of sexual mutiliation. An eye for eye is what I always say. These men are your friends, your fathers, your sons’ your boyfriends and you husbands, we can’t let them become victims of sexual battery.

*this is satire. I do not condone tieing dogs and females together in such a way, that they will have sex or anything else I said under what “I would personally do” this was a joke.. Don’t like it, then go give Santa a rim job from all I car

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Kick her in the Nuts

If she kicked me in the nuts? Id Kick her back, then when she asked why, Id tell her she must have had balls to kick me for no reason, so I thought Id kick her’s too. If my foot got stuck perhaps that excuse wouldnt fly so well, but hey -Murphy is everywhere I guess.

“Of course thats just my opinion, I could be wrong”-Dennis Miller
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If she was flirting, maybe you should have responded “I’d feel you up, and we’d proceed to get it on.” Otherwise, punching her in the face sounds reasonable.

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Nuttn’hunny, good thing you were joking. I was thinking I’d have to come over there and show you what being tied up by a big meaty man is all about.

What are you guys fighting women for?? Am I the only one who never faces this problem? sheesh.

Ryu

“One who takes pride in shallow knowledge or understanding is like a monkey who delights in adorning itself with garbage.”

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from a female perspective, if she kicked u in the nuts for fun, then smack her in the face. but i couldn’t imagine a girl standing around after kicking a guy in the nuts, what a dumbsh!t if she did! if i were to kick a guy in the balls (no not for fun, but in a serious situation), i’d punch him the face right afterwards, then run away, hehe!

To see what you want to see is worse than being blind.

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A well educated lady wouldn’t do that hehehehehe…if she really wants to mess with my nutz, I’d show her some more feminine ways…I don’t like to punch ladies though, I guess a good ol’ ***** slap would do…or maybe I’d just do her to remove any bad stagnant energy :smiley:
That’s what I don’t like with girls that are playful, often they get mad and pissed off when they lose to their own game…don’t play if you can’t stand losing…

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Thre was this MAD chick around me all the time, not long ago. She trained in some McDojo for some crappy Aikido trainer. anyway she was hanging around my buddy becouse they go to the same school. Anyway, the second she heres that I do Kung Fu she is like “Oh teach me something that really hurts” Im like “what?” “u serious?” And she says like, “yeah I already know how to kick a guy in the nuts hahaha and that works, can u teach me something else?”
My buddy says that she acctually go around HITTING people at his school, not thinking at all that she acctually hurts people (smaller than she i :smiley: ) anyway with this in mind, i just simply say “NO way woman, beat it”

later on, all of a sudden she jumpes m :eek: LOL
she acctually punches me in my back! I turn around and Im like “what the ****?” she is crazy, starts swinging at me, at this time I lose my temper. Block her punch to my face, and do a kind of hip throw. *BAM :eek: full force on a hard-wood floor. She lies there for a while. :rolleyes:

I walk away…
Even later on, she is all over my friend (who by the way is about 2 metres, 85 kg, really well trained, and only 15 years old) he is to nice to hurting a lady but she tries tohit him in his belly. He just laughs a bit.. The I show up. She says something like “gonna punch ya now you **** *** and **** pig!!” I somehow makes an wrist lock on her to have her calm down, and say to her “I let u punch me in the belly as hard as u can, then will u stop bothering me and all my friends?” She gladly accept :smiley:

I get punched in the belly at almost every training, it is a conditioning exercise that we do alot. We also jump on each others solar plexus alo :rolleyes: so belive me, I can take a punch there :smiley:
anyway, she puches me as hard as she can, does nothing to me. But she gets angry when she sees that I didnt bother me at all. I see this and says “ok, remeber what u promised, or else I’LL punch YOU as hard asI can..”
She kickes my friend in the nuts, and I punch here with a third of my full force, in her belly (ok solar plexus acctually), she is uhh what is the english word… winded :confused: , loses all air, goes down on the floor, caughing grasping for air.

she does not bother me agai :smiley:
This wasNOT as funny as u think it was, not at the time becouse its hard to see the humor at the time, when people acctuallyget hurt

just wanted to share this. Peac :smiley:

                    ~K~

“maybe not in combat… but think of the chicks man, the chicks!”

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sorry for the poor spelling
:o

                    ~K~

“maybe not in combat… but think of the chicks man, the chicks!”

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After reading this my wife thinks she’s a stupid biotch. She hates chicks who play the victim after initiating the aggression. She suggests that the best way to return fire is to smack her in the face. Apparently females fear facial scarring more than anything else. I think not as much as men fear having their nads implode, but that’s just one man’s opinion.
If that’s her idea of flirting, I’d hate to see what foreplay entailed!!! :smiley:
Thank goodness my wife just punches me in the face or stomach.

“Pain is merely weakness leaving the body”

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in reality, most would do nothing. Imagine, if you will, a packed out dance floor in a club. Now, a girl knees you in your nads, for no reason. If you smacked her up, you’d most probably have 40 guys on you, ready to play the hero, beating your ass into oblivion. The point is that it just looks so bad to onlookers.

You’d probably end up getting sued and your ass kicked.

Chances are, we would all do nothing.

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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I still reckon i’d do it tho

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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I guess I’d just take some Snoop Dogg voice and go “You can’t have my nutz, I don’t love you Ho!”
It will be much better than physical violence heheheheheh

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ahhh…a walk down memory lane

so who the hell goes around wanting to kick people in the naughties???
As a chick, and younger sister, I only used the kicking in the balls one time…I was about 7 and my older brother had been chasing me around the house with his eyelids turned inside-out and then backed me up against a wall, bullying me and threatening me that he was going to rough me up. I warned him…and I don’t think I kicked him hard (I was seven! come on!!) but it’s been 19 years since and I’ve never done it to anyone else. Besides I wouldn’t want to be kicked in the crotch.
I think that speaks volumes…

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What would you do if a man kicked you in the nutz? You do the same thing to a woman. We’re talking about a severe physical assault technique, not a session of pattycake. Any girl who ‘flirts’ by kicking you in the pearlies is a, all pun intended, nutcase. :wink:

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Sharky, but consider this, if you are in a dance club and see some guy punch a girl in the face, then the guy falls over grasping his gentials and screaming in pain, I think you pretty much know that the girl kicked him in the nuts and he hit her in the face before the pain set in.

And if a bunch of guys were to come after you, say the girl kicked you in the nuts for no reason. Chances are most of the guys would symphasize with your pain.

Ever see a guy get hit in the nuts before your very eyes and fall over? The pain travels throughout the room to every other guy because all the other guys feel his pain.

PHILBERT

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Perhaps you could just turn sideways a bit if she goes for it and block her attack, or simply say “please don’t”.

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am i the only guy on the forum who would enjoy a girl kicking me in the nuts :confused:

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Correct response:

Why don’t you try it and let’s see what happens.

If she’s flirting you sound cool this way. If she’s just curious, it sounds cool enough that she might start flirting with you. If she takes a crack at, hey, now’s your chance to test those Kung Fu reflexes. It’s win win all around. :smiley:

“Bruce Leroy. That’s who!”

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“Ever see a guy get hit in the nuts before your very eyes and fall over? The pain travels throughout the room to every other guy because all the other guys feel his pain.”

No one remember my story of when i was kicked in the nads then?

Clearly it WASN’T a classic then :rolleyes:

All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.

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I dont know, i never go out alone. Me and my buddies would fight those 40 people.

Anyway since now im master of pain and effectivness myself i would hit her so fast no one would even notice.

(Ignore the previous part)

I would probably hit her anyway, maybe i would get my ass kicked by 40 people. But i dont think i would be sued since here is not USA.

“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”