I didn’t realise that there are people out there that actually do this sort of sh!te.
I read a few of the pages but couldn’t carry on coz of the tears in my eyes!
Yep…Grand Master Kim “Iron Arse” Styley man, did a flying side kick off an 11 (eleven) storey building.
Now to give him his fair dues, this is of course possible, but there is no mention of what happened when he hit the ground!
I assume he used the “Iron Arse” chi gung training to soften his fall.
Just listen to this. Grandmaster"Iron" Kim once stacked 12 roof tiles together. On top, he placed a piece of Tofu (soft bean curd, similar in substance to soft butter). He then proceeded to smash his blow onto the tofu, shattering all 12 roof tiles, and yet, not damaging the tofu!!! Incredible!
Also, he lined up 50 people, all leaning slightly forward, and smacked the first person, and the whole pile… :D…it is difficult to go on, but all 50 people fell down!
But NO, it gets better! The same 50 people, crammed together. In a display of rare control and power, he struck the first person in the stack, and made the 15th person collapse to the ground, yet all 49 others were unharmed and still standing!
This and more can be found on his website. Nice pictures too.
BTW, he did the side kick off of 8 story tall building AND LARGER.
“As our research continues and details regarding the history of traditional Moo Doe knowledge and Grandmaster “Iron” Kim are clarified, more will be released through this website and written material.”
But they don’t list a single name! Not even Mr. Bag-wa!
Guess it’s getting harder to make up a lineage from scratch … :rolleyes:
I swear this sh1t is downright FUNNY! Pay particular attention to the names used…it is almost comical.
A quote about the history of Chung Moo Doe:
Today, the Oom Yung Doe / Chung Moo Doe style of Moo Doe (martial arts) is taught in the United States and throughout the world by it’s founder, Grandmaster “Iron” Kim. It encompasses all the form and movement of the Oom Yung Doe line of Traditional Moo Doe taught over the centuries since the time of the first generation Grandmaster “Bag-wa”. The seventh generation Grandmaster, Wang Po, taught the Oom Yung line of Moo Doe under the given name of Yin Yang Doe. Other styles of East Asian Moo Doe were incorporated into the original Oom Yung / Chung Moo line. Today about twenty percent of the Oom Yung Doe / Chung Moo Doe style is derived from other styles of East Asian martial arts and has come to be known as “Eight Martial Arts taught as One” or “All Martial Arts United.”
Ying Yang Doe? You have GOT to be kidding!
Does any of this sounds like a Saturday Night Live spoof of Bagua? Here is the all new Eight Palm Bagua using Ying and Yang as internal principles? Of course founded by Grandmaster Bag-wa. Crazy.
“Also, he lined up 50 people, all leaning slightly forward, and smacked the first person, and the whole pile… …it is difficult to go on, but all 50 people fell down!”
Not that difficult to do really. It has nothing to do with mystiscime (spelling) or power, but is all about manipulation. Seen it done with around 20 persons.
"Using Nae Gong and Wae Gong combined, Grandmaster “Iron” Kim sliced an apple into 4 pieces with a sword while the apple was in midair. Tremendous speed and timing are required to hit the exact point of the apple that is necessary to accomplish this movement. Only a few people this century have been capable of achieving this feat. "
I reckon he has a future in porno as well:
"The use of extraordinary Nae Gong energy to miraculously change the size of different parts of his body at will. Only a few people around the world are known to be capable of this feat. "
Yeah, the stuff is crazy. What’s sad is that the guys who took the fall for Kim in the IRS case got left out to dry by the association, students were told those guys were the problem, they misbehaved, while John C. Kim worship continued as normal. One of those guys was the best fighter they had, and his life was pretty much ruined by the misuse of his loyalty. Lost his family while he was in prison, discredited by the person he had unquestioning faith in. From what I heard, all he wants to do is get on with his life and put the chung moo thing behind him.
Some of the others who took the fall are apparently moving to discredit the association in some way, though what action they plan to undertake seems unclear at this time. In the link that kaitain posted, I believe there are some letters that serve as real eye openers, especially one from a wife of one of the more influential ex-instructors to John C. Kim’s wife concerning some really bizarre sexual misconduct.
What’s bizzare to me is the fact that people still go for this crap. If my Sifu would have said to me “leave your family, move in with other students, work and give me all your belongings, let me have sex with your wife, let me beat you and insult you, worship me as a god. In exchange you can come to class next week” I would have kicked his @$$ (somehow). I mean c’mon there is way to much MA info out now to beleive this stuff.
I mean is martial “secrets” of any kind worth any of the above? I don’t think so, especially since there are no secrets.
What’s also messed up is that people who get out of this place have a hard time either not going back the CMD cult type thinking of martial arts or they try so hard to do the oppisite of what they learned to “show them who’s boss”. It’s all really weird.
there was a misprint in the “Wise or Foolish” section. It says there are two paths: Chung Doe and Pa Doe. There are actually three paths. Chung Doe, Pa Doe and No Doe. No Doe is that path that when you come to the end you realize you should have never fell for that silly **** and now you’re broke.
