What do you all prefer as a weapon in a Street Fight?

Okay, first off…I am NOT all for weapons in a street fight, but when i am challenged to a fight by some stupid jock, and he shows up after school with about forty of his jock friends, each, may i point out, are carrying baseball bats, i tend to reach for a weapon. Well, actually, I run, but a weapon is another good choise.
I like pipes, but they are hard to find in the area that i live around.
Can you guys tell me some of your choises, because this ass is really getting on my nerves, and i feel a fight abrewing, even though i am totally against it.
Thanx.
:slight_smile:

Fear…Fear attracts the fearful…The strong…the weak…the innocent…
Fear is my ally

Hmmm…40 big jocks with baseball bats.

You should stay away.But if there was a weapon to choose id say a knife or some type of pipe.I hate how poeple have to do this.Why does a man need all his freinds and weapons to go after one person.It makes me sick.All those fuksticks are doing is declaring they are wussies.

My favorite? Car. Firearms for backup.

In your case, strategically mounted video camera. Come back for the tape then prosecute and sue all the involved parties.

Cop???

Two torpedoes I know out of Chi Town. They’ll feed a fella “buckwheats” for the right price.

K. Mark Hoover

I cant beleave i didnt think of this before…
…A patton,one of the ones that fold out like a toy lite saber from star wars.

Bradley fighting vehicle.

Easy

A communications device.

“Scotty, Beam me up”

dude if you like pipes go buy an asp they are what the cops as using to beat people with now a days. jennifer lopez used one in the
movie “out of sight” they are retractable so they are easy to conceal and carry. you can pick one up at any gun store, but if you
gonna fight 40 dude with bats i’d pick up something of the fully automatic variety.

“Civilize the mind but make savage the body”

Pipes do more damage than Asps. Police HTH weapons are designed to minimize damage.

bats are serious clubs, that people are trained to use for maximum power. I suggest a taser/spear head on a staff. Just one touch. :wink:

don’t worry be happy

This situation reminded me of the gang scene in Hong Kong. Because gun is not as easily available, swords are used more often.

If you had seen some of the Fox caught-on-video police series, you’ll realize the thugs could have easily killed their unarmed and outnumbered victims w/ just baseball bats. In U.S., I always worried about possible concealed firearm. Remember American Most Wanted? Many of the gang banger who shot someone in a parking lot during a verbal argument didn’t have any previous record; they were just provoked(or dared) and happened to be packing. A friend of mine did some time because he was present during a gang bout w/ a Samuri sword. The sword was still in its scabbard and he did not participate in the fight. I think he wasn’t found to have gang connection, or else he would had been charged w/ more serious crime.

Given that this is some kind of after school fight, what do you guys think they would react if you carried a bigger stick, something like an one-man-army Da Kwan Dao? Take your pick: :wink:

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Sometimes,when faced with multiple-attackers with ball bats,the best weapon is one that will truly intimidate their ‘group’ as a whole,I accomplished this and avoided conflict altogether by showing them that i have a weapon also;the weapon I ‘whipped-out’ was an Italian Stilleto (switch-blade),not just any switch-blade,but one that had a 17 inch blade and was 37 inches long when ‘open’.Needless to say,nobody wanted any of that! lol. Only problem is,that knife was expensive ($750.00),but it saved my azz. With 3 feet o’ knife,someone’s gonna get cut. :slight_smile:

An M60 machine gun with several hundred rounds. Bring a friend along to feed ammo.

I have a spetznaz shovel in my jeep. If anybody asks, it is for camping. :wink:

“Luminous beings are we.”

I got a nightstick from the UK in the trunk of my car. Its an oak nightstick with a stainless-steel rod in the hollowed middle.

Fear…Fear attracts the fearful…The strong…the weak…the innocent…
Fear is my ally

Old chinese weapon Wolf Teeth Club. that’ll scare the sh!t out of anyone

well, if there are 40 guys w/ bats, run toward a construction site or playground and kick their asses Jackie Chan style.

bloody

I personally carry a really good folding knife, but if they have bats I might as well just use my hands. If you can take the bat(or other weapon) from the closest guy to you. Then you really Fu him up. Rip off his ears, splatter his nose,poke out his eyes, break his arm, simply take him out so nastily and so quickly that no one else wants to fight you. You will very quickly change the “group mentality” to ohhhh sh.

my feet.

“Deep down inside of all of us is the power to accomplish what we want to, if we’ll just stop looking elsewhere.”

  1. A submachinegun, preferably an MP5 or an Uzi. Or else a bayonet-fitted assault rifle.

  2. A car

  3. Two feet with running shoes.

  4. “Heeeeeeeeelp!”

I carry a steering lock in my car. I can disassemble it into two parts in around 5 seconds, but I wouldn’t take my chances against 40 m0th3rf_ck3r$.