So after the pepper spray incident, I bought a collapsible police baton. I get it out of the package, and am thinking that it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. Except it’s kindof clunkier than I thought.
It’s kindof heavy. It takes a bit of effort to get it out. I play around with it for about 30 minutes and finally I can grab it get it out, and extend it in one motion.
But the problem then becomes, where to conceal it??? It doesn’t fit on a belt holster, because I’m not a cop. I get a shoulder holster, but it clinks around, and is extremely uncomfortable, and unless I’m wearing a jacket, anybody can see it.
I try getting an ankle holster, but then I can’t get the fricking thing out from under my pant leg unless I get down on my knees, and even then it’s a royal pain, and the thing’s clanking all the time. I can’t walk fast.
So … it’s sitting here gathering dust along with the OC spray.
And don’t even get me started on the knife. For one thing, you have to carry a 3 inch blade or smaller, and it has to be foldable in most states.
Okay, a little knife like that, how useful is it? Really? In the time it takes you to reach into your pocket, pull out the little knife, un-fold it, and then …
You’ve got a 3-inch knife in your hand, oh, how useful against 2 attackers or more having one of your hands incapacitated with this tiny little knife in it.
It’s totally absurd. You can get a concealed gun carry permit in some states, but you can’t carry a knife over 3 inches. How ludicrous is that?
Edit …
Anyways, if I could choose one weapon to carry that isn’t a gun, I think I’d go for double sais, in shoulder holsters (of course I’d have to have them under a jacket).
That way, they don’t clunk. They’ve got greater reach than a knife. You don’t have to worry about spray getting everywhere, they work extended to block weapons such as knives, etc., and against the arms if you want to use them to do qinna-type maneuvers against people’s limbs. If things get really bad you can always use them to break necks, poke eyes, etc.
But, unfortunately, as a civilian there’s no way in heck I could get away with carrying something like that around.
Ironic, isn’t it? The criminals can carry guns but I can’t carry a couple of sais around.