Just released from the Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to
be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl.
There is a date rape drug going around called “beer” and it appears in
liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties to
convince male victims to have sex with them.
“Beer” is available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a
guy to consume a few units of “beer” and simply ask him home for
no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such attacks.
After several “beers” men will often succumb to performing sex acts on
horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. Men
often wake up after having “beer” with only hazy memories of what happened
to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men might be conned into a familiar scam
known as “a relationship” - apparently men are easier victims for this scam
after the “beer” has been administered and they have already been sexually
attacked.
Forward this to every male you know…
However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the
details of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a bunch of
similarly-affected guys.
For your nearest support group just look up ‘Pubs’ in the yellow pages
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What we really need is chicks with a whole new kinda orifice - Fish
Sharky, I should expect this level of immaturity from you after seeing your post titled “Hm.” regarding the woman that lives next door to you. I think everyone who unfortuneatly read that post is a bit more ignorant now for doing so. - Spectre
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
I just laughed so hard that I have water up the back of my nose. I think some of it is even on the keyboard.
I’ve saved that to show my wife (she’s a counsellor who deals with date rape stuff for girls) and she will laugh her a** off.
“Forfeit the game
Before somebody else takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can’t run the race
The pace is too fast,
You just won’t last!”
If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV
They just use us and we let them. Who is the real victim here? A couple of quick fcks with some forced cnnilingus and the ever vile nipple-sucking thrown in for good measure and then we’re thrown away like a broken down d*ldo after they get what they want. Will it never end?
It’s ok man, (patting back) it’s ok. Go ahead, let it all out. We’ll get those b!tches. Nobody’s ever going to hurt my little girl again.
JWT
If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV
With todays technology you can stay home, drink your beers and have fun without the annyoing relationship part of the thing and with no worries about the quality of the stuff you get:
Do these dolls talk? Because, like, if I’m gonna have to make chit-chat with em and shoot the bull just to get a piece of rubber then it’s not really worth it, you know?
Thats happened a few times, thing is, I scope out all the girls before I’m drunk and make a mental note of who is nasty, when their pimples vanish and they become interesting, I know better.
This one girl thought I was way more drunk than I was, I was like, “Where are we going,” "Don’t worry, she said, were going to my place, she wanted to **** me, which was ok, but the whole group was bashing on one of my friends, to say the least the whole thing wasn’t comfortable. She was a heavier version of the nordic babe from “The 13th Warrior” If she had a personality, I may actually have dated her, but seeing as she was trying to rape me and on account of me HATING waking up without knowing where my clothes are in a nasty girls dorm room, with her room mate on the bottom bunk in a creaky bunk bed, I decided to go back to my friends and sleep on the couch. In the morning, I didn’t wake up to the smell of my cum on a girl I’m no longer attracted to..
Or be expected to kiss a beast that just blew me. …only to take cover in a nice friendly hug and then escape…then to have her follow you around like a damn puppy dog with scabbies for the next two weeks…
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=“-1”>quote:</font><HR> I didn’t wake up to the smell of my cum on a girl I’m no longer attracted to.. [/quote]
Oh, the memories. :rolleyes:
JWT
If you pr!ck us, do we not bleed? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that the villany you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. MOV
