go me.
where’s my beer?
hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.
i’m not.
It is always dangerous to think things cannot get much worse when they clearly can. - BBC article on afghani martial arts.
i’m stoned
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
i’m stoned too.
i like being drunk and high.
sure i won’t like it tomorrow, but i’m going to ry and not think about htat.
where’s my beer?
Now there’s a surprise 
Enjoy it while you can. My body won’t let me do it any more 
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You’re fu(king up my chi
I’m still sober, but I’ve done more drinking this week than I have at any time since August. I have had no less than two drinks a night three times since Sunday. Whatta honking lush, eh? Haven’t had a puff of the stuff since August, either.
Really, it’s not so bad.
I am the Grand Ultimate Silk Pyjama
it’s 4:18am. 9pm start for me.
Things are good.
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
Sharky
You shag that chick yet?
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You’re fu(king up my chi
negative
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
Just go over there and do it man. You know you want to
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You’re fu(king up my chi
Some guys that smoked weed back then when i was in highschool said i was born naturally high. They said if i smoked pot my brain would stop.
“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”
at quater to five in the morning, i doubt i’ll get the response i’m looking for. one thing i know about her is that she loves her sleep.
but i don’t mind, i’d stick it to her regardless of how unconscious she is.
i’m don’t disriminate.
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
If you were really careful and didn’t wake her up then she need never know!
You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!i’ll just drug the bit.ch
baddaboom baddabing true love
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
See, you should have studied ninjistu. You could have snuck in and given her a stealth fu(k
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You’re fu(king up my chi
I remember this one time before sleeping i mentalized invading a girls dream sort of.
The next day at school she comes to me and says:
“I had a dream with you last night”
**** man, i didnt know how to react, i fuckin froze (spelled right?). I couldnt even think of it neither seriously or sexualy. This guy was next to me and said: “Hahaha, i now what shes talking about” (he meant a sex dream)
I just stood there with no response, that was fuckin amazing…
“I AM EFFECTIVNESS”
Note: rapid decline of KFO language. Anarchy rules.
ph33r m3
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
ninjismu
You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!Small dick or large dick ninjismu? Don’t get them mixed up because there is bitter rivalry between them
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You’re fu(king up my chi
big dick ninjismu envy!
You cannot defeat the Bronze Girls of Shaolin!