The End In 2050?

Stardate 2050: Interstellar Search for Starbucks Begins

Tuesday, July 09, 2002
By Kelley Beaucar Vlahos

WASHINGTON — The planet is set to expire in the year 2050 due to the over-consumption of natural resources, with the United States being the worst offender, according to a report expected to be released Tuesday.

The World Wildlife Fund is keeping a tight grip on its “Living Planet” study, but the U.K.'s Guardian Unlimited Observer Monday said the report warns that the human race will no longer be able to sustain itself on this planet in 50 years.

“In a ****ing condemnation of Western society’s high consumptive levels, [the report] adds that the extra planets [the equivalent size of Earth] will be required by the year 2050 as existing resources are exhausted,” the Observer wrote.

Kyla Evans, a spokeswoman for the WFF in Sweden, said the general theme of the British article is accurate, adding that the report is meant to set off alarm bells against rapid resource depletion. But neither she nor members of the Washington, D.C.-based staff would comment further on the Earth’s expected expiration date.

“We’re continuing to look at the depletion of world resources,” Evans said. “In the report, we have figures for most of the countries in the world, how much they are using and what it means to each person.”

Not everyone is buying into the “chicken little” hysteria.

“At the end of the day I don’t think WWF credibility is much different from the World Wrestling Federation,” said Jerry Taylor, director of the Natural Resources and Environmental Studies Department for the Cato Institute, alluding to WWF’s recent success in a lawsuit against the wrestling organization that forced a name change to World Wrestling Entertainment to avoid confusion.

“I think someone needs to start drug testing employees of the World Wildlife Fund,” he added.

“It’s the ‘chicken little syndrome’ that we are all going to die unless we mend our evil ways,” said Myron Ebell, a global warming and environmental analyst with the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

The WWF’s 2000 “Living Planet” study found that the demands being placed on the Earth’s natural resources were already 30 percent higher than the Earth’s ability to sustain them. It said the planet lost more than 30 percent of its natural resources in the last three decades and that by 2025, two-thirds of the world’s population will be experiencing water shortages.

The international organization contends that such rapid depletion has already resulted in extended periods of drought and famine in underdeveloped, poor countries, and will continue to add to extreme weather patterns and natural disasters if consumption, which includes deforestation, fish depopulation and energy, is not curbed on a wide-scale basis.

In addition, Monday’s article said the study will also reveal that the world’s forest cover decreased 12 percent between 1970 and 2002, the Earth’s biodiversity dropped by a third and freshwater ecosystems shrank by 55 percent. It blames the United States for most of the burden on the environment.

Pro-environment officials like David Cherry, a spokesman for the Environmental Defense Fund, said the numbers are frightening and the race to industrialize the Third World creates a challenge, but he expressed concern that the WWF’s putting a date on the Earth’s inability to sustain itself gives detractors too much ammunition to attack their goals.

Ebell said that despite the WWF’s claims, other studies are widely available that indicate that not only is agricultural production higher than ever, air and water in developed regions are cleaner and energy sources are more abundant.

Ebell acknowledged that in the poorer areas of the world, such as the Amazon basin, forests are being depleted faster, but overall the loss is not as devastating as the WFF and supporters contend. And, he added, the panic-stricken don’t take into account “human ingenuity.”

“Our only limit to natural resources is human ingenuity,” he said. “For a while human beings had to use wood for energy and now we use coal and tomorrow we will use something else. If you agreed that the only place to find energy was in whale oil … well, yes, this would be conceived as a crisis, I suppose.”

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Argh!!!

**** Americans… shafting the world as usual.

A cup of Kyoto tea, Mr Bush?

blackandblue

You might want to do a little history research about your country before you make comments like the one above.

yawn

Well if you actually believe that, were all as guilty as each other. And it doesn’t really matter anyway. “live for the moment”. (apparently) :slight_smile:

Yup. When you come to the conclusion that everybody sucks you generally become more content with the world.

Only fifty years left. D@mn! I’d better get practicing!

jpcm

Ah… yes… the good old Imperialist days.

We chopped down those trees and dazzled the world with Industrialisation… we ‘borrowed’ a few (and created a few) opium routes… Mmmm… fun times.

But like the report says - massive damage (the biggest ever seen if we discount an ice age) in the last 50 years, with the US kindly giving us the biggest contribution of pollution and environmental destruction. :frowning:

To quote The Divine Comedy: “Hey, don’t be suprised, if millions die in plague and murder - True happiness lies, beyond your fries and Happy Burger…”

Thinking, naturally, of Brazilian rain forests being hacked to bits so McDonald’s cows can graze and maize be planted for… errr… fries.

Just my little rant for today.

BandB - At least we have emission standards here in the colonies.
Step outside and smell the petrol.

POP IN THE BENNY HILL TAPE!!!

But US standards are so low :smiley: What can you say, your LEADER has a vested interest me thinks.

What I want to know, is how much bloody paper (and third world trees) was used for those dodgy ballot papers and the admin for the recount!!! :wink:

And yes… Benny Hill rocks! A chubby chap running after a bunch of women in underwear… to the sound of crazy music… with action and music sped up to twice the normal speed = pure genius.

(Hee Hee… vested interest… could my subconscious mind have been linking Benny to George?.. spooky… like the idiot US film exec who gave the go-ahead to a Scooby Do movie).

Darn it, you Yanks have a lot to answer for.

RANT OF THE WEEK:

PAGE SIX

By RICHARD JOHNSON with PAULA FROELICH and CHRIS WILSON

July 9, 2002 – Vapid Vidal in Dubya tirade

LOUD-MOUTHED literary lunkhead Gore Vidal calls President Bush a “mindless” clown who’s destined to leave office as “the most unpopular president in history.”

“Some people say they support Bush because he blew up all those funny-sounding cities,” Vidal tells L.A. Weekly, “[but] that doesn’t mean they like him. Mark my words . . . The junta has done too much damage.” As for Bush’s high approval rating, he snorts, “Don’t you know how the polls are rigged?”

“The president doesn’t govern by polls, whether predicted by Mr. Vidal or anyone else,” White House spokesman Ken Lisaius told PAGE SIX. “He’s focused on winning the war on terrorism, protecting the homeland and increasing economic security for all hard-working Americans.”

But Vidal, 76, who writes in his new collection of essays, “Perpetual War for Perpetual Peace: How We Got to Be So Hated,” that the U.S. government is a “source of evil,” says of Bush’s “axis of evil” quote: “He doesn’t even know what the word axis means . . . This is about as mindless a statement as you could make.”

Seemingly oblivious to the deaths of 3,000 Americans at the hands of terrorists, Vidal calls Bush a “cheerleader” who bought the Texas Rangers “with other people’s money. Oil people’s money. So he’s never really worked, and he shows very little capacity for learning.”

Vidal tells the paper that Bush is "convinced we are idiots. And we are not idiots. We are cowed. Cowed by disinformation from the media.

“Americans have no idea of the extent of their government’s mischief,” Vidal claims. He says the war in Afghanistan was not about terrorism but rather “an imperial grab for energy resources” designed to profit American oil companies.

Vidal is also still fuming about the election, in which Bush defeated Vidal’s distant cousin Al Gore, declaring, “The current junta in charge of our affairs [is] one not legally elected, but put in charge of us by the Supreme Court in the interests of the oil and gas and defense lobbies.”

Proclaiming himself “the last defender of the republic,” Vidal says we are living in “an arbitrary police state.” And although he hates right-wingers, he calls liberals “the slowest and the stupidest, because they do not understand their interests. The right wing are the bad guys, but they know what they want - everybody else’s money.”

Bai He

you worry too much. NASA has found water on Mars! The Americans will find a solution to the world’s problems. They have tightened security at airports and will continue to bring rogue governments to justice. Share prices for biuotech companies will soar to new hights and Americans like me will have a healthy retirement fund.

Funny - the irony scratches its nails down the blackboard

Sad truths for funny lies.

Still, the US has given us Jerry Springer… no wait, wasn’t he born in the UK? :rolleyes:

With 50 years to go I should start up smoking again. We’re all to be doomed for the sake of the steel industry etc… ah… the steel problem.

:smiley:

Ps. Ego-X: By rogue countries I hope you don’t mean Afghanistan - and the real rogue who was/is living there is still at large. Maybe this is why airport security is so tight. To stop him getting in? :wink:

Pity Afghanistan weddings :frowning:

What the **** has Benny Hill got to do with this!? It’s only you fat ****s that like him, we just export the fat ****.

BTW, just did a quick search on the Cato Institute and the Competetitive Enterprise Institute. They seem like a nice bunch of very scientific and objective (and did I mention well-funded?) researchers… :rolleyes:

objective science

An oxymoron these days. The only reports I believe are those found on the onion.com.

Mat - what are you doing in Japan? Travel, work?

THANKS FOR ALLIEVIATING MY FEARS EGO

Work and ma.

Sorry, off for a quickie. Back in two minutes twenty-five seconds…!:smiley:

BTW - Doesn’t O.E. Simon already live on Mars?

KUNGROBICS!!!

Errr… Mat… if spanking the monkey helps with your typing… great, but lets not talk about.

Esp. in front of the Americans… the English are gentlemen don’t you know.

:rolleyes: :wink: :smiley:

A free-market economy (…well…basically) and the “human ingenuity” mentioned earlier hasn’t failed us yet. :cool:

Reports like this are, in my estimation, the typical scaremongering places like this tend to do to advance some agenda and secure their funding. :rolleyes:

Best case senario: everything is fine until the sun goes supernova, then it gets all messed up anyway. Why worry?