The Apocalypse is Upon Us

April 23

The return of Nibiru

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Nibiru to cause ‘end of the world’ on April 23 says conspiracy theorist David Meade in latest RAPTURE outburst
Nibiru - or Planet X - may not have shown up in previous years, but David Meade says it’s coming next week
ByJeff ParsonsTech/Science Reporter
13:23, 19 APR 2018
SCIENCE

Despite the lack of cataclysmic destruction in both 2017 and 2016 from the mysterious death planet known as “Nibiru”, conspiracy theorists still think it’s going to destroy us.

Chief among the doomsayers is David Meade, a self-titled Christian numerologist who seems very interested in warning us all of our incoming destruction.

“The Book of Revelation states that men will approach Armageddon on horseback. Nibiru is here and the earth will be prepared for the next event on its calendar. That’s all in the Book of Revelation, too,” he said, according to the Daily Express.


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In an article earlier this year, he wrote: "By early April of 2018, the disappearance of the Church (all true Christians worldwide also known as the Rapture) will occur.

"This will be followed quickly by the rise of the Antichrist, the appearance of Planet X and World War III.

“Seven years of Tribulation will ensure. This is beyond any shadow of doubt.”

Amusingly, the world was also supposed to end yesterday , according to another conspiracy theory voicemail message that picked up a lot of traction on the internet.


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But everyone is so convinced by these theories.

Nick Pope, former MoD UFO investigator, tweeted: "The world isn’t going to end on April 18 (the creepy voicemail hoax) or April 23 (the Rapture/Nibiru hoax).

“There’s no solid evidence or good science to support this nonsense, and the dates will pass (like the dates in all previous predictions of Armageddon) without incident.”

Where does the Nibiru conspiracy theory come from?


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As well as noting apparent mystic markings on the pyramids in Egypt, Meade’s prediction is largely based on the Bible passage Isaiah, Chapter 13 9-10, which says: "See, the Day of the Lord is coming – a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger – to make the land desolate and destroy the sinners within it.

“The Stars of Heaven and their constellations will not show their light. The rising sun will be darkened and the Moon will not give its light.”

Supposedly, a celestial alignment takes place on the 23rd that mirrors one fortold in the Book of Revelation. But experts have proven that there is nothing special about the line-up of the moon, the planets or the sun on that date.

Meade, who first claimed that Nibiru was on it’s way in a series on YouTube posts, later clarified his theory, confirming that the expected apocalypse had been delayed while also claiming that the planet was never predicted to arrive on a specific date in the first place.

It’s so ridiculous that even NASA has debunked it


NASA sign at Kennedy Space Center, Florida, USA (Image: Getty)

Asteroid as big as football pitch narrowly avoided Earth in closest near miss ever recorded
This theory of a wayward planet - also known as “Planet X” - became so prolific that NASA released a statement to confirm it wasn’t true.

The statement read: “Various people are ‘predicting’ that world will end on September 23 when another planet collides with Earth. The planet in question, Nibiru, doesn’t exist, so there will be no collision,” the space agency said.

"Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an internet hoax.

"There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye.

“Obviously, it does not exist.”

srsly now

The scary thing is one of these days, this thread will be right.

And that might be sooner than we like to think.

Today, the Silicon Valley skies are orange again with wildfire smoke. And it’s not just God punishing liberal California.

TOMORROW
July 26, 2018
9:40 am
How Did the End of the World Become Old News?
By David Wallace-Wells


The fire this time (in Sweden). Photo: Mats Andersson/AFP/Getty Images

There has been a lot of burning lately. Last week, wildfires broke out in the Arctic Circle, where temperatures reached almost 90 degrees; they are still roiling northern Sweden, 21 of them. And this week, wildfires swept through the Greek seaside, outside Athens, killing at least 80 and hospitalizing almost 200. At one resort, dozens of guests tried to escape the flames by descending a narrow stone staircase into the Aegean, only to be engulfed along the way, dying literally in each other’s arms.

Last July, I wrote a much-talked-over magazine cover story considering the worst-case scenarios for climate change — much talked over, in part, because it was so terrifying, which made some of the scenarios a bit hard to believe. Those worst-case scenarios are still quite unlikely, since they require both that we do nothing to alter our emissions path, which is still arcing upward, and that those unabated emissions bring us to climate outcomes on the far end of what’s possible by 2100.

But, this July, we already seem much ****her along on those paths than even the most alarmist climate observers — e.g., me — would have predicted a year ago. In a single week earlier this month, dozens of places around the world were hit with record temperatures in what was, effectively, an unprecedented, planet-encompassing heat wave: from Denver to Burlington to Ottawa; from Glasgow to Shannon to Belfast; from Tbilisi, in Georgia, and Yerevan, in Armenia, to whole swaths of southern Russia. The temperature of one city in Oman, where the daytime highs had reached 122 degrees Fahrenheit, did not drop below 108 all night; in Montreal, Canada, 50 died from the heat. That same week, 30 major wildfires burned in the American West, including one, in California, that grew at the rate of 10,000 football fields each hour, and another, in Colorado, that produced a volcano-like 300-foot eruption of flames, swallowing an entire subdivision and inventing a new term — “fire tsunami” — along the way. On the other side of the planet, biblical rains flooded Japan, where 1.2 million were evacuated from their homes. The following week, the heat struck there, killing dozens. The following week.

In other words, it has been a month of historic, even unprecedented, climate horrors. But you may not have noticed, if you are anything but the most discriminating consumer of news. The major networks aired 127 segments on the unprecedented July heat wave, Media Matters usefully tabulated, and only one so much as mentioned climate change. The New York Times has done admirable work on global warming over the last year, launching a new climate desk and devoting tremendous resources to high-production-value special climate “features.” But even their original story on the wildfires in Greece made no mention of climate change — after some criticism on Twitter, they added a reference.

Over the last few days, there has been a flurry of chatter among climate writers and climate scientists, and the climate-curious who follow them, about this failure. In perhaps the most widely parsed and debated Twitter exchange, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes — whose show, All In, has distinguished itself with the seriousness of its climate coverage — described the dilemma facing every well-intentioned person in his spot: the transformation of the planet and the degradation may be the biggest and most important story of our time, indeed of all time, but on television, at least, it has nevertheless proven, so far, a “palpable ratings killer.” All of which raises a very dispiriting possibility, considering the scale of the climate crisis: Has the end of the world as we know it become, already, old news?

If so, that would be really, really bad. As I’ve written before, and as Wen Stephenson echoed more recently in The Baffler, climate change is not a matter of “yes” or “no,” not a binary process where we end up either “****ed” or “not ****ed.” It is a system that gets worse over time as long as we continue to emit greenhouse gases. We are just beginning to see the horrors that climate change has in store for us —but that does not mean that the story is settled. Things will get worse, almost certainly much, much worse. Indeed, the news about what more to expect, coming out of new research, only darkens our picture of what to expect: Just over the past few weeks, new studies have suggested heat in many major Indian cities would be literally lethal by century’s end, if current warming trends continue, and that, by that time, global economic output could fall, thanks to climate effects, by 30 percent or more. That is an impact twice as deep as the global Great Depression, and it would not be temporary.

These are not the kinds of findings it is easy to ignore, or dismiss, or compartmentalize, even though we have all become exquisitely skilled lately in compartmentalizing the threat. Neither is it easy to forget the stories of the Greek wildfires, or the Japanese heat wave. Which is why it is perhaps important to remember that the media did not ignore these stories, or the month of global climate horrors that gave rise to them. Television networks covered those heat waves 127 times. That is, actually, a very lot! They just utterly failed to “connect the dots,” as Emily Atkin put it incisively at The New Republic —broadcasters told the story of the historic temperatures, but chose not to touch the question of why we were seeing so many of them, all at once, with the atmosphere more full of carbon, and the planet hotter, than it has ever been at any point in human history.

When you think about it, this would be a very strange choice for a producer or an editor concerned about boring or losing his or her audience — it would mean leaving aside the far more dramatic story of the total transformation of the planet’s climate system, and the immediate and all-encompassing threat posed by climate change to the way we live on Earth, to tell the pretty mundane story of some really hot days in the region.

Which is why this all sounds to me a lot more like self-censorship than ratings-chasing — by which I mean self-censorship of two kinds. The first is the intuitive one — the kind done in anticipation of political blowback, an especially acute problem for would-be neutral, would-be centrist platforms like network news. This self-censorship in fear of right-wing backlash is a familiar story, and most of those concerned about global warming know the villains already: oil companies, climate deniers, indifferent (at best) politicians, and constituents who see science as a culture-war front.

But public apathy, and its cousin climate complacency, is as big a problem — perhaps bigger. And this problem, too, is connected to self-censorship on the part of storytellers who feel intimidated from attributing what we used to know as natural disasters to global warming because scientists are so excruciatingly careful about attributing cause. As NPR’s science editor Geoff Brumfiel told Atkin, “You don’t just want to be throwing around, ‘This is due to climate change, that is due to climate change.’”

Well — why not? The stated reason, when a reason is stated, is that scientists can take years to definitively conclude that a particular disaster was impossible without the effects of warming, and often only speak with certainty about specific events a decade or more in the past— the 2003 European heat wave, for instance, which killed tens of thousands. But wildfires are “not caused by climate change” only in the same way that hurricanes are not caused by climate change — which is to say they are (only) made more likely by it, which is to say the distinction is semantic. The same is true, even more so, for heat waves: We know global warming will cause many more deadly temperatures, and should not be confused, at all, when we suddenly encounter an unprecedented number of them. The fact that most climate scientists would say something like, “These disasters are consistent with what we would expect, given global warming,” rather than “these disasters were caused by global warming” is not a reason to elide discussion of climate change. Doing so is an evasion, even if it is made with a scientific alibi.

It is also a dangerous one. Decades of bad-faith debates about whether climate change is “real” and good-faith questions about whether it is “here” have dramatically foreshortened our collective imagination and provided an unfortunately limited picture of what global warming will yield. Treating every climate disaster as a discrete event only compounds the problem, suggesting that impacts will be discrete. They won’t be, and the longer-view story is much more harrowing: not just more months like July, but an unfolding century when a month like this July has become a happy memory of a placid climate. That it is almost hard to believe only makes it a more important story to tell.

ttt 4 2019!

Totally serious prophecy says the apocalypse will occur in 2019 (for real this time, guys)
by Dan Broadbent 22 days ago

Forget your new year’s resolutions and live it up – A totally serious and completely real Biblical prophecy claims that the apocalypse will happen in December 2019, ending life as we know it on Earth once and for all. More specifically, on December 28th. FREAKING FINALLY. It’s about **** time. I’ve been getting pretty tired of all these wannabe apocalypse events that end up falling through. So much promise, so little payoff. And of course, the source for this prophecy is none other than a book about a dude who may or may not have existed ~2000 years ago that was written 75 to 300 years after he died. This piece of breaking news comes from David Montaigne, a guy who has written multiple books about the end times, and bills himself as a historian and “prophecy scholar.” I never thought of a catastrophic apocalypse as being an opportunity to cash in with a bunch of ridiculous books. Maybe he’s on to something here.

Of course, when you’re in the business of predicting the end of humanity, you’re going to have more misses than hits. Montaigne has previously claimed that the anti-Christ was going to return to Earth in June of 2016… thanks to former US president Barack Obama. Because: of course. But we’ve known about this particular apocalyptic event since Montaigne’s 2013 blockbuster book End Times and 2019: The End of the Mayan Calendar and the Countdown to Judgement Day. According to Montaigne, an astronomical alignment in December will create a series of events such as earthquakes, tidal waves, volcanic eruptions, and massive Sharknadoes.


Credit: Sharknado 2. (… Yes, they made more than one. They actually made six. No, I’m not joking.)

Okay, maybe Montaigne didn’t say there would be Sharknadoes. But hey, we’re dealing with a phantasmal apocalyptic event from someone with a tenuous grasp of reality, so if we’re just going to make **** up, we might as well make it interesting, right? Montaigne makes the following claims on his website: [QUOTE]On December 21, 2019, survivors will experience the first day of a pole shift – when the entire surface of the planet will shift out of position and move over the more fluid layers beneath the crust. Over the next few days this will cause earthquakes and tidal waves and volcanic activity which will almost completely destroy what is left of our civilisation. There is a mountain of evidence in historical, geological, and biological records showing such pole shifts have happened before. Even the Bible describes them repeatedly. I think that we will experience another pole shift for the week following December 21, 2019, getting worse each day until the natural disasters culminate on December 28 – Judgment Day.

Yes, the magnetic poles on Earth can shift. They have before, and will happen again. An article titled Magnetic Pole Reversal Happens All The (Geologic) Time by NASA explains:

Reversals are the rule, not the exception. Earth has settled in the last 20 million years into a pattern of a pole reversal about every 200,000 to 300,000 years, although it has been more than twice that long since the last reversal. A reversal happens over hundreds or thousands of years, and it is not exactly a clean back flip. Magnetic fields morph and push and pull at one another, with multiple poles emerging at odd latitudes throughout the process. Scientists estimate reversals have happened at least hundreds of times over the past three billion years. And while reversals have happened more frequently in “recent” years, when dinosaurs walked Earth a reversal was more likely to happen only about every one million years.

His most recent blog post, which posted earlier today, asks the question “Are My Books Being Discredited Because I’m Actually Onto Something Important?” lol, no. David, your books don’t have credit to begin with. You can’t discredit something that didn’t have credit in the first place.

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Now I kinda wanna add “prophecy scholar” to my biz card.

aw ****

the rapture happened and i missed it?

Rapture warning as Biblical prophecy claims end of days tomorrow as moon turns red
A STRAWBERRY moon tonight promises to stun astronomy enthusiasts around the world - but doomsday preachers have sensationally claimed the red moon means end of days.
By Lucy Domachowski / Published 16th June 2019

The Strawberry Moon is the sixth of this years 12 named Full Moon phases.

The Strawberry Moon will make its appearance just one month after the so-called Flower Moon peaked in May.

The full moon will be in the night sky on the evening of Monday 17 June.


RAPTURE? The Strawberry Moon is the sixth of this years 12 named Full Moon phases (Pic: Getty)

While the moon will technically be at its fullest at 9.30 am on that day, it wont be visible at all in the sky, having previously set at around 4.54am.

It will rise again at around 9.30pm and wont set again until about 5.39am the next morning, meaning it will be visible in all its glory throughout the night clear skies permitting of course.

But while astronomy fans will be patiently waiting to see the phenomenon, some doomsday preachers will be waiting for the world to end.

Tim Henderson, who monitors events that could signal the end of mankind, believes the Rapture starts with the Strawberry Moon tomorrow.

The Rapture is an event many Christians believe marks the return of the son of God and all the believers will disappear from Earth up to Heaven in the “twinkling of an eye”.


ENDING: The Strawberry Moon might signal the end of times as we know them (Pic: Getty)

He explained a number of factors had allowed him to pinpoint the end of times which coincides with the Strawberry Moon.

Things are happening and the Lord had regained for things to happen," he explained.

This 17th, this strawberry Moon, this time of Harvest, and the number 17 meaning victory and perfection I believe our bridegroom is coming for the bride very very very soon.

I am so excited about the season were in and we have the privilege of occupying and redeeming the time looking up for our redemption draws nigh and sharing the Gospel of Grace.

STRAWBERRY: The full moon will be in the night sky on the evening of Monday 17 June (Pic: Getty)

[QUOTE]Things are happening and the Lord had regained for things to happen

Tim Henderson

Im going to share John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

I am so grateful for the blood of Jesus that is shed on the cross of cavalry to pay the debt, the random price for my sins once and for all.

Responding to Tims claims, one person wrote: Over a year ago I was given the number 17 (specifically 17th day) by God. My heart always beats a bit faster around the 17th of the month! The 17th day was also when Noah and family were shut in the ark, I believe. Such amazing times. God bless you all brothers and sisters! (sic)

Another said: Im breaking down guys. Be really great to get out of here soon and know that’s why the attacks are so great because it’s so close.[/QUOTE]

ttt42024

Second oarfish, mythical harbinger of doom, found washed up in California
Roughly 10ft-long specimen discovered on Encinitas beach shortly after August discovery of the ‘doomsday fish’
Dani Anguiano
Fri 15 Nov 2024 14.56 EST

For the second time this year an oarfish, a rarely seen deep sea fish that has historically been considered a harbinger of doom, washed up on the California coastline.

The Scripps Institution of Oceanography at the University of California, San Diego, reported that last week that one of its PhD students came across a specimen roughly nine to 10ft long on a beach in Encinitas in southern California.

The creatures, which have long, ribbon-shaped bodies, typically live in an area of the deep sea called the mesopelagic zone, where light cannot reach. They are sometimes called doomsday fish due to their mythical reputation as predictors of natural disasters or earthquakes; 20 oarfish were found on beaches in Japan in the months before the 2011 earthquake.

This month’s discovery comes just a few months after a group of kayakers and snorkelers off the San Diego coast came across a 12ft-long oarfish floating dead in the water.

It’s an unusual occurrence. Oarfish have only been documented washing up in California 20 times since 1901, Ben Frable, a fish expert with the Scripps Institution of Oceanography, said in a statement in August. Changes in ocean conditions and increased numbers of oarfish might be behind the sightings, he said this week.

Frable explained researchers had pointed at broader shifts such as El Niño and La Niña patterns to explain a rise in sightings, though it appears those conditions aren’t always identifiable and many variables could lead to the strandings.

Researchers took samples and froze the oarfish recovered this week for further study and eventual preservation in the institution’s marine vertebrate collection. Scientists also studied the washed-up oarfish from August. An autopsy then allowed researchers to analyze its organs and generate the “first high-quality, chromosome-level genome”.

2 oarfish…

…and counting…:eek:

And then there were 3

‘Doomsday fish’ returns to Southern California shores for the third time this year

By Dawn Sawyer, CNN
3 minute read
Updated 9:57 PM EST, Mon November 18, 2024


A washed-up oarfish, often considered an omen of imminent disaster, seen here on the coast of Encinitas, California, on November 6, 2024. Courtesy Alison Laferriere/Scripps Institution of Oceanography
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The elusive deep-water oarfish – considered to be a harbinger of bad news – was spotted yet again on the shores of Encinitas, California. It was the state’s third spotting of the species in the last three months, and only the 22nd over the past century.

The 9-foot oarfish was found on the shores of Grandview Beach on Nov. 6 by Alison Laferriere of the Scripps Institution of Oceanography at the University of California at San Diego, according to a Facebook Post from Scripps. The deceased specimen was then recovered by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Fisheries Service and transported to the Southwest Fisheries Science Center, according to the post.

“We took samples and froze the specimen awaiting further study and final preservation in the Marine Vertebrate Collection,” Ben Frable, manager of the Scripps Oceanography Marine Vertebrate Collection, said in the post.

Japanese mythology attributes shallow-water appearances of the deep-sea oarfish as precursors to earthquakes and tsunamis, according to Atlas Obscura.

In 2010, at least a dozen were reported on Japan’s coastline just before Japan experienced its largest recorded earthquake in March 2011, according to Ocean Conservancy.

Theories have emerged that the tectonic movement preceding earthquakes kill the species, causing them to wash up on beaches just before an earthquake hits, according to Natural World Facts. However, a 2019 study found no correlation between oarfish sightings and the occurrence of earthquakes in Japan, according to GeoScience.

The so-called “doomsday” species is rarely seen by humans and is yet to be completely understood by scientists, according to Ocean Conservancy, as it thrives in the sea’s least explored ecosystem: the mesopelagic zone, which is found as much as 3,000 feet below the ocean’s surface.

“Like with the previous oarfish, this specimen and the samples taken from it will be able to tell us much about the biology, anatomy, genomics and life history of oarfish,” Frable said in the post.

The first oarfish washed up in La Jolla Cove in August, according to a Scripps news release. The 12-foot-long specimen was spotted by kayakers and snorkelers near the San Diego beach, which is situated by two underwater canyons that funnel deep water to the shore.

The fish was found in good condition according to the release, and it was taken in for examination and preservation to become a part of the organization’s Marine Vertebrate Collection. The collection is one of the largest of deep-sea fish in the world, according to Scripps.

Oarfish are often described as “sea serpents,” Scripps notes, and the species’ long “ribbon-like silvery body” can grow up to 30 feet. The fish are rarely observed alive, as they tend to only leave their natural habitats when in distress, according to Ocean Conservancy.

Another oarfish was discovered in Huntington Beach in September, but was “quite degraded,” Frable told CNN. The reason these oarfish appeared and died remains unknown and could be the result of many variables, he says.

“It may have to do with changes in ocean conditions and increased numbers of oarfish off our coast,” Frable said. “This wash-up coincided with the recent red tide and Santa Ana winds last week, but many variables could lead to these strandings.”

Sightings of this species on beaches over the years have given scientists the chance to learn more about the mysterious creature and its survival tactics, according to the news release.

“This oarfish presents a rare opportunity to obtain fresh samples for genomic analysis, allowing us to study the evolutionary adaptations that enable this species to thrive in deep-sea environments,” said Dahiana Arcila, marine biologist and curator of the Marine Vertebrate Collection at Scripps in the release.
Been to Scripps. Good that they’re on it.

Two rare ‘doomsday fish’ wash ashore, sparking global superstition

Oarfish sightings in India and Australia have reignited fascination with the deep-sea creatures long linked to natural disaster legends.

By Monica Danielle, AccuWeather Managing Editor

Published Jun 4, 2025 8:19 AM PDT | Updated Jun 4, 2025 1:47 PM PDT

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A rare oarfish found at Ocean Beach on Tasmania’s west coast. (Photo credit: Sybil Robertson)

In two separate incidents this week, rare deep-sea oarfish — nicknamed “doomsday fish” — have washed up on beaches in Tamil Nadu, India, and Tasmania, stirring ancient legends and online speculation. Some cultures believe oarfish are harbingers of natural disasters.

The monstrous, snake-like appearance of these huge, silvery fish is also linked to wild stories of sea serpents. Oarfish are one of the longest bony fish species in the world.

Fishermen in Tamil Nadu pulled a massive 30-foot oarfish from the water earlier this week. Described as shimmering silver with a red crest, the fish was so large it required half a dozen men to handle it. Onlookers shared images on social media, referring to the creature as the “Pralaya fish” which is a local term tied to ominous predictions of earthquakes or tsunamis. [INDENT]Doomsday fish have been found in Tamil Nadu, India. pic.twitter.com/MQWurkE9ZN

— ಸನಾತನ (@sanatan_kannada) May 31, 2025[/INDENT]

Days later, a dog walker on Tasmania’s west coast discovered another oarfish on Ocean Beach. “I just knew it was something unusual and weird,” Sybil Robertson told The Daily Mail. “I could see it was a long fish, but I had no idea what kind of fish,” Robertson added. “As I got closer, I could see the beautiful coloring around its head, and the markings on it were fabulous.”
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A rare oarfish found at Ocean Beach on Tasmania’s west coast. (Photo credit: Sybil Robertson)

Robertson said the fish was a “good three paces” in length and had some injuries but, otherwise, appeared in good condition. She took photos of the fish and posted them to a social media group called Citizen Scientists of Tasmania, where it was confirmed as an oarfish. The photos quickly went viral on Reddit. “We’re seeing a lot of these rare ‘doomsday’ fish washing up these days, aren’t we?” one commenter wrote.

Oarfish live thousands of feet below the ocean surface and are rarely seen alive. Scientists say they usually appear when disoriented, sick or near death.

More Doomsday fish. This needs its own thread now.

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