i like to sit indian style in my chair.
once i pulled my leg up a little too fast and kicked myself in the boys.
fuckin hippy
All i wanted was some RICE CAKES! Now? WE MUST BATTLE.
A couple of weeks ago I looked at my nerve point that my si hing showed me on my forearm since he was in eagle claw and I decided to punch it with a phoenix eye fist…my arm went numb, my forearm muscle spasmed and my hand curled up in a weird way.It hurt really bad.Who says nreve stries don’t work. 
“Always be ready”
“right, that’s it!you’ve insulted me, and you’ve insulted the shaolin temple!”-Fish of Furry
I was muay thai shadow boxing and was concentrating on thrusting my knee out and leaning back to get more into it.
Kneed in the air so hard I took myself completely off the ground and landed on my back in front of 30 peopl 
Thank god for breakfalls.
A few months ago a made a really heavy (about 20 lbs.) practice staff from a metal pipe and some sand.
The next morning I tried swinging it around fast and caught my shin with one of the metal caps I put on it.
At first I was just like ow, but latter that night while at work I could barley walk and just had to grin through the pain as I hobbled along.
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“Civilize the mind but make savage the body”
Hou fa xian zhi
-start later, but reach first.
didnt want to post this but…
Makes me feel really stupid this…
I was sparring with a friend about 2 years ago and threw a fast left jab. A bolt of pane shot down my arm from my sholder and i had to stop. My arm hurt for weeks afterward, i never went to a doctor.
About 2 mounths ago I got a headache after doing a form in a private lesson and my sifu tried giving me a massage. He pointed out that my sholder had a bone cap that was raised on one side.
It turns out that i actualy fractured my sholder throwing a punch into thin air!
My sholder healed with a cap over the joint becouse i never stopped using it or let it heal properly.
Lesson in this: Dont throw ALL your force into ANYTHING untill your body is cable of handling the strain.
My arm is fine but i still have that ‘cap’ over my sholder bone.
you cant win all the time but you cant always lose either…
A couple of weeks ago I looked at my nerve point that my si hing showed me on my forearm since he was in eagle claw and I decided to punch it with a phoenix eye fist…my arm went numb, my forearm muscle spasmed and my hand curled up in a weird way.It hurt really bad.Who says nreve stries don’t work
lol NorthernMantis. That sounds like something I’d do
Iron
didn’t happen to me but check what this ******* did.
> Latest Darwin Award Nominee [Orlando Sentinel] Based on a bet by the
> other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own
> “balls” in a ball washer at the local golf course.
>
> Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix.
>
> Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in
> the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by
> spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez’ scrotum in place, thus
> wedging them solidly in the mechanism.
>
> Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and
> tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the
> ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his
> testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest
> link. Sanchez’ scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one
> testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer,
> while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled
> between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside.
>
> To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had
> just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself.
> Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining two
> were asked to leave the course
“You’re Good Kid Real Good,But As Long As I’m Arround You’ll Always Be Second Best See”.
Stupid again…
I once bought this step ladder from the local DIY shop.
So I got it home and thought “I’ll try it out”
Started climbing up the ladder and out my head into the plasterbaord ceiling!
“You pour water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You pour water into a bottle it becomes the bottle. You pour Whisky into me I become a teapot.”
One Big Ball
Playing tennis with a friend I ran into the net to volley the ball and slipped. One leg went one way and the other slid out from underneath.
Felt like I’d pulled a groin muscle, but noticed that night my left testicle was swollen. A week later it was still swollen so I went to see my GP and he gave me antibiotics to bring down the swelling (after he squeezed both balls to “check them out” 
)
The result… antibotics reacted with another medication I was taking and I ended up jaundiced with a liver infection. Skin went yellow, eyes went yellow and I looked like Bart Simpson. Couldn’t work for six weeks. Friends still joke about my large balls :rolleyes:
Fook the lot of 'em
Hey IronFist, I didn’t know you like to try out pressure point attacks on your self too. 
“Always be ready”
“right, that’s it!you’ve insulted me, and you’ve insulted the shaolin temple!”-Fish of Furry