But this has to be one of the more informative ninja sites in the known universe: http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
“I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.”
LOL! That site is just plain ridiculous 
. My favorite part is the MIDI beat of “Big Pimpin’” by Jay-Z playing in the background.
Ha! yes this was posted a few weeks ago and I also loved the big pimpin music in the background
this is halarious
"Facts:
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Ninjas are mammals.
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Ninjas fight ALL the time.
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The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people."
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don’t give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What’s their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.