lol, that is just beyond funny. I thought it would be somewhat useful until I saw plastered in 32 font “The Official Ninja Webpage”.
Just some punk teens.
God I’m choking because I’m laughing so hard…
My eyes are seriously tearing up…
lolololololololololol
Iron
i just woke up my neighbors laughing at this.
Ninja, Please
Scene 1:
Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy’s ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy’s head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.
Scene 2:
A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super ****ed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building. When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude’s feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar. Then the ninja starts flipping out hard and totally wails on the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and ninja starts wailing even harder (if that’s even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.
END
-I thought of this script one night right before bedtime. I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!
This site is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. The purpose of ninjas is to flip out and kill people.
Holy crap! LOL!!
Where’d they find that music???
Okay, just repeat the mantra to yourself Ryu… “Hatsumi’s stuff is NOT like this, Hatsumi’s stuff is NOT like this…” LOL
Ryu
Very funny! LOL! He takes a shot at the weakest point of anyone who practices this art–their pride!
dam!!! That site is so retarded, I love it. That guy has some serious problems and I love it. I think I’m going to go flip out right now, because like the man said, ninja’s just don’t give a F*ck.
That site is Sweet, I love that music too, it just makes me want to jump up and start doing some ninja sht, oh ShT that reminds me of when me and my friend would play stealth assassins, we would always say we were about to do some Ninja sh*t. I love it.
dun dun dun…
da mn .. i wish i could be a ninja.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don’t even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
ROFLMAO!!!
Classic, classic.
I just can’t get enough of that music…
Okay you guys DO KNOW that the real art is almost completely opposite of all the D&D ninja crap that has gone on in the entertainment world, right??
Ryu
Show of hands who signed the guestbook! I signed it Robert the Butt Slayer!!! But it didn’t fit all the things I wrote.
Man, THE MUSIC!, THE MUSIC!
Ryu, where are you getting your info? Everyone knows that the ninja wear their ninja getups all day, every day, tossing smoke bombs from the secret compartments in their sword-ladders and beheading people with their “ninja stars” until they fulfill their most honorable goal of killing chuck Norris and Michael Dudikoff.
Whaat??? Man, I’ve been learning that they were families in Japan that came up as a counter culture to the samurai elite, and fought when their way of life and beliefs were threatened!
AND that they DIDN’T wear masks and run around with tonfa and nunchaku in their belt..! Awwwww I’ve been making an IDIOT out of myself…why didn’t someone tell me!
Blast! Fooled again!
Ryu
Its OK Ryu. That’s just disinformation that the ninjas put out to get Michael Dudikoff off of their trail. You’ve got your tabi boots and climbing spikes, don’t you?
Ninjas are great but I heard that they can carry dangerous diseases. Always wash your hands after manipulating your ninja 
I got so excited about this site, I almost kicked my boss in the head!