Have you been to Shaolin temple lately.
Although the older sifus still preserve the art, the younger students are abandoning the age old tradition for rock music and drugs.
It of of great urgency that we set up a Shaolin Temple youth fund to rehabilitate the yonger monks and instill the disaplin of kung fu intop their minds.
How do you propose this money can be raised in a time of financial chaos in the States?
Fu, I didn’t know they were into drugs.
You could raise the money by robbing a bank 
In case you haven’t worked it out, I was joking.
About robbing a bank that is
Guns don’t kill people, I kill people
Fu Manchu
If your serious.. then maybe you could put on fund raiser show.. a Martial arts show of some sorts to raise the money let people know its for a good cause.. it might work..
Fu, do you know what drugs they take. As they are my heroes, I want to be just like them
Guns don’t kill people, I kill people
Shaolins on Drugs
Abandit
That’s right, the young monks have taken to sex drungs and rock & roll. They have even descricated their grand masters graves and defaced the Temple statues with their ghastly grafitti.
I intend to set up a foundation trust that will hunt down and lock evey one practicing shaolin kung fu under the age of 18 and resore the temples to their original state. People will then practice Shaolin Kung Fu in the name of Dr. Fu Manchu.
Wow, I’d never heard of this happening before.
Why do you want them to practice under your name. I apologise if this is offensive, but it sounds a bit egotistical to me.
Guns don’t kill people, I kill people
well they drink!
drunken form
herion belt form
black hash fist
cocain head kung
pot feet
leaf palms
heads kuen
credit fist
blow me because u o me fist
its famous for there veiny arms skills and robbing techniques.
like-needle in artery
hit and run
lifting bags
train station bashing the boys
kick your guts in
working the wall techniques have been proven inside and outside the temple doors, its one of the biggest style around and its spreading like tae bo.
abandit im sure you can add to this list of forms and techniques? 
whats your views on this modern day system?
peace
You forgot:
Crack snorting palm
Magic mushroom head
Valium chuan
Angel dust shirt techniques
Golden Needle fighting
Johnny Walker Do
What about:
Hit and run gong
Drive by pai
Uzi do
Guns don’t kill people, I kill people
i was at the temple in the summer time and it not as bad as fu says you see every thing around shaolin is being torn down even the village so um where they gonna go to listen to the music and get the drugs without being found out also some of them have become keen to rap music i guess thats thanks to the rza from wu tang
Fu Manchu,
What exactly do you intend to do with the money (if any) you collect? Very easy to start a fund but how to use the money…
Sounds like he already has
Guns don’t kill people, I kill people
Shaolin on drugs
The money would be used to restore the temple to its original state in excahnge for a 50 year lease from the chinese government. The building will be used for educational tourist attractions where old monks will be brought out of their retirement homes and employed to perform shows. This will ease the unemployment in the region and give the youngseters something to look forward to besides becoming a rock star or something superficial like that. The rest of the funds would be used to set up the head office of my chi realignment clinic in the Cayman Islands were the taxation regime is much more attractive than the US.
You’re not serious are you?
Guns don’t kill people, I kill people
Shaolin Temple
ABandit
If you’ve seen the state of the Shaolins today you’ll understand my quest. Once I saw an American tourist pick a fight with a young monk. The monk smiled and said “Buddah be praised” and briskly walked away. The young monk refused to fight. So he (the tourist) thought that the monk was just being humble, caught up to him and threw a hard right left combo. It knocked the monk out. He was shocked and called the ambulance on his mobile. The tourist thought that all monks knew Kung Fu - which quite evendently they don’t.
It is my intention to change that and bring glory back to Shaolin. In the Bible it is said that a new temple will be established on Earth.
I don’t think it meant that type of temple as it isn’t of a Jewish or Christian background.
“Always be ready”
fu i’m not gonna hate on you but ummm… tis sounds like the biggest scam on the face of this earth first of all the prc won’t even let you least out the temple, also the temple is being renevated as we speak by the chinese goverment i think kung fu magazine did and article on it
Shaolin Temple
There are many building that make up the Shaolin temple and there are many temples in China that are affiliated to Shaolin. It’s a bit like Mac Donalds. You can go to one at New Orleans or CT etc…
The management of all these building is not easy as the up keep of these magnificient works of art requires people knowledgable in this field. That is why certain buildings have been leased to private enterprises because the owners feel that they can be run better. Sure there is a % share of tourism profits so no one loses out.
It’s great for those monks who’s terms of employment with Fu Corporation allows them a 2.5% discount on chi realignent treatment at my clinic at New Orleans. They will also receive 10% discount on air fares to new Orleans if they make the booking through Dr Fu’s Fantasy Flights (Travels).
You see peace maker - this is not a scam it is my way of bring the world closer together.
then why don’t you make a tv ad or something of the sort you see there are scams all over the net not saying your one of them you might be right, but ah no one is gonna go for it over the net, why don’t you right an article on it and send it to kung fu magazine this way people can see if your telling the truth or not
damn hypocrite