Just because it’s fun, the below is from her bio, comments by me:
Master Level (Shihan) in Kijutsu and a member of Soke Scharnoski’s KI Demonstration team
Wow. Umm… ok.
Featured speaker at seminars and camps worldwide
Gosh, she must be impressive, if she can speak.
Several TV appearances, including martial arts specials for Ripley’s Believe It or Not show and The Discovery Channel
Yeah, and we are all totally astounded by the sheer weight that such shows carry…
Holds the rank of 4th degree or higher in 11 different traditional styles
Holy ****! She must give good head then.
Awarded the honorable title of Professor of the Martial Arts in 1997
By who? I was awarded the honourable title of Grand Poobah of the Wet Panty Makers in 2002… by me.
Chosen to represent Athletes Against Drugs and Alcohol by the Truth For Youth organization
Whose truth?
Four-time Florida State Women’s Lightweight fighting champion
Which league/competition/etc?
Two-time US Open Women’s Lightweight fighting champion
I repeat… which competition?
Named Instructor of the Year by Juko-Kai in 1994
Wow. Can’t be cos she gives good head then. Repeated kicks in the groin tend to put a damper on such activity.
Shihan (Master Instructor) appointment awarded by Juko-Kai in 1991
Maybe she’s rich?
Nominated for Instructor of the Year 1985 by the Professional Karate Association (PKA)
Who the h3ll are they?
Named Competitor of the Year by the Christian Karate Association
Ooooookay…
Regional Representative for the National Women’s Martial Arts Federation
I pity da fools… but maybe she gives good head… 
Keynote Speaker for the Fellowship of Christian Athletes
I hope they learn to check credentials a little better. No wonder so many people think Christians are a laughingstock.
All in all, you gotta wonder.
-geoff