Registering Your Hands

How does one go about doing that and why would you?

How does one go about doing that and why would you? There’s no mention of it on the FBI’s website.

i found this:

http://archives.stupidquestion.net/sq4402handsasweapons.html

You have to be a deadly weapon before you can see it…Thats probably why most of you have never got the invite.

Keep working out all you lil grasshoppers, and a registered lethal weapon you will become.:smiley:

force

Pre emptive striking, reasonable force, fear for my life, are all arguments thet need to be raised.

I must agree with judges pen in his approach here, that from a leagel point of view, his comments will serve you best

registering

When the martial arts were integrated post WW II, the service men that continued to study martial arts , Atemi Waza , Ju Jitsu, Judo Ko Budo etc to add credibility to what they had done in Japan stretched the truth some by saying that when they reached Black Belt they had to register with the Police. Most of the martial arts in Japan were taught at the Kodokan and if you received your belt from a reputable instructor you were registered with them. This story was stretched with the Hollywood movies such as In Like Flint and James Bond and others of the 60’s This is my understanding as it was taught to me by my Japanese Sensei in the 70’s KC

I had to register my looks, because I was too much of a lady killer.

Cough–Bullsh!t–Cough :smiley:

KC, How’s the training. Let me know when you want to come over and watch some kung fu flicks.

I had heard that explanation before too. I still have not found any documented evidence that this is required on the federal, state or municipal level anywhere in the U.S.

Thanks. If someone balls their fists and takes an aggressive stance (and they look as if they have the physicaltiy to hurt me) then I’m going to pre-emptively strike. It’s easier to explain that you were afraid that they could and would have hurt you but for your actions if you call the police and take charges out against them first. (pre-emptive on both fronts).

Amongst Peace Officers (in CA again;) ) a suspect taking a “Threatening Stance” is justifcation for physical intervention. The amount of force used must be accordance with the level of the threat. However, controling force is always going to be greater than what appears to be necessary because to dominate the suspect is to ensure less resistance.

In general when threatened one must have specific factors present in order to physically respond:

1- A clear and imminent threat must be present. That is if the person is 30 feet away and without a weapon and states they are going to kick your a$$, but do not make the attempt to approach you, that is NOT an imminent threat. It has been repeatedly demonstrated that a person is capable of moving 30 feet in 2-3 seconds. This fact has been used to justify some shootings because the aggressor was moving towards the defender thus creating an imminent threat where fear of great bodily injury or life was established.

2- The person must actually have the means to carry out the threat. If an 80 year old woman or an 8 year old child says they are going to kick my a$$ and the threat is imminent I may not respond with unreasonable force because they do not have the ability to actually carry out their threat.

BRRRRRAAAAADDDDOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKK!!!

hahahaha, those mia movies were great and hilarious!
good times.

Chuck Norris . His tears kill cancer, only thing is, he never cries .

Good

Judge, Training is going good I have started back running couldnt do it for a while as I hurt my foot 1.5 years ago maybe the weight will just melt off. LOst your number call me or e-mail me with it wanted to call this week. BTW I have a form from the Secret Service and Interpol to register your hands as deadly weapons , want a copy ? As we get older we should register our flatulance as a deadly weapon KC:)

Here it is in a nutshell. When guys were stationed over in Okinawa during the Korean War, some of the guys who took hand to hand, were getting drunk on shore leave and tearing up the town, wreaking havoc on the locals. These guys were “registered” with the MP’s and local constables-not because they were deadly, but because they were jerks. Of courese the story changed somewhat when they got home. Hey, we’ve all met this guy-my first encounter was in my college dorms. The guy from a different town, you don’t know he’s a jerk-yet, and he has a story. They all do. The guy I met was a member of The Pagans MC (no, he wasn’t) was a practitioner of some deadly Martial Art-he even struck a pose with cool (stupid) three finger eagle claw somethings. Even claimed he knew my girlfriend back home. He had happened to be from her High School, so when I spoke to her, I got the lowdown on this loser. Total b.s. je was basically a geek in High School. I run into these guys from time to time-guys with some story, totally full of it and talking to me as if I wouldn’t know the difference. Ninja, please.

They told me that it’s $120 dollars per hand. If I regester both hands it’s $200, they give you a discount. How ever I must his with both arms at least once if both are regestered, other wise I can be successfuly sued.

Also I can’t hit with my feet, knees, elbows, head, etc, if only my hands are regestered.

Prior to striking an opponent in self defense situation, I must present my black belt and my picture ID attached to it.

I must also punch into the air three times as a warning. My friend was witnessed throwing only two air-punches and now he is in jail for defensive assult with deadly weapon. If he did not throw those two punches he would have been in jail for life.
P.S. don’t forget to dictate them their rights.