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Unfortunately in Fairbanks, Alaska there are little to no teachers (good) around town, thus being interested in MA for many years I have had to train myself. And when it comes to the issue of sparring, there are very little people that are willing to take it past bruises. This formula makes for someone who knows he is skilled because he hasn’t lost in life or in the ring, but also makes for some interesting questions (many), but I will only ask one for now. Do you think someone can self train themself and become as good as some who seeks a teacher?

In a word, NO.

Your form might be perfection. If you can’t fight that means absolutely nothing. This is just my opinion

Personally, I like kung fu. I almost gave up on it, if I wouldn’t have happened to meet my current sifu, I would be doing god knows what right now, but it wouldn’t be kung fu.

I’m sure MerryPrankster will tell you that it’s all boxing anyways. Nothing new under the sun…

In a word, NO.

Your form might be perfection. If you can’t fight that means absolutely nothing. This is just my opinion

Personally, I like boxing. I almost gave up on it, if I wouldn’t have happened to meet my current trainer, I would be doing god knows what right now, but it wouldn’t be boxing!

I’m sure Paul will tell you that it’s all Kung Fu anyways. Nothing new under the sun…

If you practice right it should be fine.

If the person is seeking a master they aren’t doing any MA or training themselves. It’s the same thing you put. What’s supposed to ber the difference?

In a word, NO.

Your form might be perfection. If you can’t fight that means absolutely nothing. This is just my opinion

Personally, I like Wing Chun. I almost gave up on it, if I wouldn’t have happened to meet my current trainer, I would be doing god knows what right now, but it wouldn’t be boxing!

I’m sure your MOM will tell you that it’s all Kung Fu anyways. Nothing new under the sun…

In a word, NO.

Your form might be perfection. If you can’t fight that means absolutely nothing. This is just my opinion

Personally, I like wanking. I almost gave up on it, if I wouldn’t have happened to meet my current trainer, I would be doing god knows what right now, but it wouldn’t be wanking!

I’m sure Rolls’ Mom will tell you that it’s all mule-fellating brothel play anyways. Nothing new under the sun…

In a word, NO.

Your unit might be perfection. If you can’t p1ss that means absolutely nothing. This is just my opinion

Personally, I like turgidity. I almost gave up on it, if I wouldn’t have happened to meet my current girlfriend, I would be doing god knows what right now, but it wouldn’t be turgid.

I’m sure MerryPrankster will tell you that it’s all turgid anyways. Nothing new under the sun…

In a word, NO.

Your turgidity might be perfection. If you can’t thrust that means absolutely nothing. This is just my opinion

Personally, I like thrusting. I almost gave up on it, if I wouldn’t have happened to meet my current *****, I would be doing god knows what right now, but it wouldn’t be touching the sides.

I’m sure Rocco Siffredi will tell you that it’s all touching the sides anyways. Nothing new under the sun…

In a word, DUNG.

Your fighting might be perfection. If you can’t spit that means absolutely nothing. This is just my opinion

Personally, I like high colonics. I almost gave up on it, if I wouldn’t have happened to meet my current surgical tubing distributor, I would be doing god knows what right now, but it wouldn’t be high colonics.

I’m sure MerryPrankster will tell you that it’s all high colonics anyways. Nothing new under the sun…

Boy, its snigglets all over again.:smiley:

…!

…I would say in 2 words–Mission Impossible. You can try to make up some booby traps and try to spar with objects, like swinging sand bags on rope, rotating sticks about leg level. May be it is better than nothing.

I wouldn’t say it is no chance, just too difficult. Sifu is a major important factor in this. Not many people can use the nature as shifu and got up to the high level–one or two in a thounsand years that may happened. By using nature as shifu, I don’t mean you should go wreslting with grisly bears.

No matter what, just keep on practicing with or without sifu, it is better than nothing.

In two words, colestomy bags.

Your high colonic might be perfection. If you can’t sh!t that means an arduous cleaning process. This is just my opinion

Personally, I like colestomy bags. I almost gave up on them, if I wouldn’t have happened to meet my current sandwich bag distributor, I would be doing god knows what right now, but it wouldn’t be sh!tting in a polythene bag.

I’m sure KC will tell you that it’s all colestomy bags anyways. Nothing new under the sun…

BTW: How long did it take you for that KC?!! :smiley:
:eek:

TTMFT For KC’s benefit!

Man this sh!t was funny KC! :smiley:

TTFMT Chief.

depends on what you mean by “self train”…

If you can’t find anyone to train hard with or anyone to show you the finer point of good technique then you can’t learn anything that way. But if you know people who have some skill and can train/spar with them then you can definitely learn without a formal school or teacher (to a certain degree). Nowadays, the basic techniques themselves are pretty easily accessible. You can attend seminars and purchase books and tapes to learn techniques. But the most important thing is having decent people to train with. Without that you’ve got nothing no matter how you’re trying to learn.

NO dude, it’s the HUMOUR [with a “u”] that needed reposting.

:smiley: Man this is old, but still gets me.

Ahem.

It’s all boxing while having a high colonic during turgid thrusting sessions with your MOM.

:confused:

Just when I was wondering how it could possibly get any sillier on KFO…

God, I LOVE this place!!!

Meat, ew.