[QUOTE=wenshu;1094107]
Please let us know how secreting works out for you.[/QUOTE]
Why does the Secret look like it’s inserted into a hairy bottom?
This is exactly how I failed my Rorschach tests.
you need to play your form more. play with it.
[QUOTE=KC Elbows;1094080]As a service to the forum, please assume I am in need of any sort of pretensious wisdom that you have to offer, and thus we can concentrate it here in order to avoid it being misunderstood by obviously inferior beings elsewhere.
I’ll start with a list of questions you might like to pretensiouly answer.[/quote]
very well impudent welp
Why is internal better?
Because pulling out doesn’t always work
What is internal?
where you used to live before you breathed
Does chi exist?
yes, you’re sucking it in and blowing it out right now.
How does practicing form alone make one a better fighter?
Through intense development of the mind, it becomes possible for one to make the great leap from mind to matter and to prevail magnificently. Unless, you haven’t been taught properly of course.
Must dead flies stay dead?
NO of course not. All things may rise when chi is properly applied to the ip bags.
I’m not Chinese, can you condescend to me? Please?
How do I retract my jumblies?
cross your eyes and squat
Why is san shou evil?
because of ross
I’ll ask more questions as the need arises.
will you?
[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1094122]
will you?[/QUOTE]
Shouldn’t I?
I’d like to explain to you why you are wrong, but since you never learned what I am about to speak about, you couldn’t possibly understand, so I am not going to explain, I am just telling you that you are wrong
you need to go find a “realz” master so you can learn the “listening” skillz you apparently are lacking. I have seen masters that can flat out scam you with a mere thought. 
It is counter productive to associate yourself with sport fighting because we all know that in the street you cannot use that and a well placed chi blast to the sack will render you useless. 
[QUOTE=KC Elbows;1094135]Shouldn’t I?[/QUOTE]
I don’t know, do you think you should?
[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1094137]I don’t know, do you think you should?[/QUOTE]
Is that reason enough?
if american kung fu master act same way back in china he would be brutally raped in back of alley
[QUOTE=KC Elbows;1094141]Is that reason enough?[/QUOTE]
It very well could be, I am not certain, what do you think?
[QUOTE=David Jamieson;1094146]It very well could be, I am not certain, what do you think?[/QUOTE]
Are you asking me?
[QUOTE=KC Elbows;1094147]Are you asking me?[/QUOTE]
Who else would I be asking?
your lo mo
[QUOTE=bawang;1094151]your lo mo[/QUOTE]
what about my lo mo?
foty fie dolar
that’s not enough for my lo mo.
my lo mo gots rims and they spin even when they ain’t movin.
so, your argument is potato.
not if you eat PANCAKES
PANCAKES
[QUOTE=KC Elbows;1094080]As a service to the forum, please assume I am in need of any sort of pretensious wisdom that you have to offer, and thus we can concentrate it here in order to avoid it being misunderstood by obviously inferior beings elsewhere.
I’ll start with a list of questions you might like to pretensiouly answer.
Why is internal better?
What is internal?
Does chi exist?
How does practicing form alone make one a better fighter?
Must dead flies stay dead?
I’m not Chinese, can you condescend to me? Please?
How do I retract my jumblies?
Why is san shou evil?
I’ll ask more questions as the need arises.[/QUOTE]
<With benevolent, gentle, and knowing look>
You have begun your journey my son! It is wise to know which questions to ask, the answer lies within you! NOW you must search for the answers within yourself!
Let me know when you think you have any answers and I will be happy to tell you, you are wrong!
[QUOTE=Scott R. Brown;1094184]<With benevolent, gentle, and knowing look>
You have begun your journey my son! It is wise to know which questions to ask, the answer lies within you! NOW you must search for the answers within yourself!
Let me know when you think you have any answers and I will be happy to tell you, you are wrong![/QUOTE]
truly masterful…
[QUOTE=Lucas;1094189]truly masterful…[/QUOTE]
you are wrong
I’ve decided I won’t lower myself to explain it to you, if you don’t already know teh answer you obviousy haven’t learned the real stuff