OT: Post your Haiku [Caution: Highly Addictive]

Just thought I’d start a Haiku thread. Its a simple traditional Japanese form of poetry. The Haiku must consist of three lines, the first one has 5 syllables, the second - 7, and the third line has 5 again. Here is an example of a haiku you might remember from Fight Club:

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the qeen is their slave

Here is a quick attempt by me:

Walking through the street
The men stop to fix their ties
All we are is dust

and another:

Writing this Haiku
Makes my naughty bits tingle
I know I am weird

Post your haiku!!

Red Light
if everybody cross
then no problem

just a try

hmm k lets try… dont mind if cant calculate sylabes right

You call me Xebby
The eye shines light yellow
It is the grey door

you call me buddha
then rub my head and tummy
fast asleep i fall

Lyle’s Golden Syrup
Goes really great with Corn Flakes
But not with sandwich.

It’s a novel spin on the limerick thread :smiley:

You can call me ray
or you can call me jay
you can call me slim
or you can call me jim
you can call me buck
or you can call me chuck
you can call me marv
or you can call me harv
you can call me jack
or you can call me mack
you can call me …

Giant ellipsis
Distorts my browser window
And so I scroll right

You play with chilli
Drive with no future chilli
Buy chilli on store

I like bananas
They mostly come at night fruit
cake mostly he eat

wind of light in night
scream the shadow in hunger
Thus,it is darkness

Hey this is fun :slight_smile: I remember we used to do these in 3d grade..

geranium white
cloudy mist brings heart of red
and so, we have pink

wandering over
she comes to a sword in stone
but trusts in her hands

his mind in fragments
graceful fighter rides dragon.
which insiders scream?

robins know the dawn
touch of dew brings forth singing
at night, melodies

know of tears uncried
words unsaid except to wind
everywhere life speaks

no wind. no rain. oh
earth is ravaged and sterile
did the spaceship land

A very economical way to write and think. this was fun.

Cody

My balls are frozen
My cow is frozen aswell
I’m ****ing leaving!!

Blood that surrounds me
Water that heals my essence
The life wich is I..

hehe poetic huh? :smiley:

Univision!
Futbol players tear about
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLL! loud b@stard.

Serenely I walk
Warrior’s way to follow.
D@mn! Dog poop on feet.

MAN, Ninjas are sweet!
They flip out and kill people.
I long for tabis.

I really flip out
And kick my mom in the head
Ninjas are mammals

I’m in a good mood
I have just eaten Oatcakes
They were very nice.

Grab elbow at sleeve
Step in and thrust hips backward
Osoto gari

The chimpanzee scoops
Something from the ground and aims
Duck! He will throw it!

Moe Larry and Shemp
Strike one another and I
Must laugh nyuck-nyuck-nyuck

Linseed oil and turp
Rags sit in a metal can
Soon they will ignite

I ate the whole pie
With peppers and extra cheese
Ooh, my tummy hurts

Malt barley and hops
Are mixed with water and yeast
Beer is the result

My scanner requires
A SCSI card but my box
Has no proper slot

Any d@mn thing can be
A haiku if you just make
Sure line breaks are right

Coward or hero
warrior hiding inside
yet to show true self

Sitting late at night
Reading posts from kung fu guys
Sleep tugs my eye lids

Calm before the storm
Fist shoots out like lightning strike
Power glints in eye

I’m Ashida Kim
I am a Super-Ninja
I’m an Astral Apy

bead of sweat rolls down
face red with blood and spirit
i am finished now

peace