Below are some Haiku Error Messages, I made two, and the others are from a cool site I found.. Haiku’s if you don’t know are based on syllables of 5,7,5. Write your own, and may the best Haiku win!
Somebody make it stop!
Backspace, control, alt, delete,
Bill Gates, Microsoft.
- Nexus
bloody hell, why me!
oh God, it is a.o.l
you’ve got e-mail.
- Nexus
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- Simon Firth
No-one can tell
what God or Heaven will do
If you divide by zero.
- Elas Giordano
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
- James Lopez
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless more exist.
- Joy Rothke
A thousand flower petals
writhe in the wind -
disk C: not found.
- Elas Giordano
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- David Dixon
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao - until
You bring fresh toner.
- Bill Torcaso
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- Suzie Wagner
I will tell you
What doomed your printer
-
if you first get a pen.
- Elas Giordano
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- Francis Heaney
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
- Ian Hughes
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- Cass Whittington
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- David J. Liszewski
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.
- Howard Korder
The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
- Jason Willoughby
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
- Margaret Segall
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
- Jason Axley
This site has vanished.
What is not temporary
is of no use.
- Elas Giordano
Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
- Judy Birmingham
Program aborting:
Close all that you have opened.
You ask far too much.
- Mike Hagler
Your vast achievements
are now only dreams -
The network is down
- Elas Giordano
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- Peter Rothman
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
- Chris Walsh
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
- Brian M. Porter
