Originally posted by Serpent
[B]Yeah, like you’ve got a girlfriend.
Asshole. [/B]
At least my girlfriend isn’t a sheep 
Originally posted by Serpent
[B]
Wendy’s just bitter because I pleasured myself and left her tied to the bed while I went out and got pissed with the lads on the weekend…
Damnit! [/B]
Sorry, Serpent. As a man endowed to Chivalry… perhaps darker chivalry these days, but chivalry none the less… I’m afraid I’m going to have to kill you. Only I can be kinky with her. It’s her rule.
locks and loads a flashing beretta, then sheaths a long knife into the back of his black jeans…
… Don’t take this personally.
Old spanish/western whistling plays out a tune in the background…
JoeDoe, I may spend a lot of time in NZ, but I ain’t a Kiwi! 
Originally posted by Ryu
[B]
Sorry, Serpent. As a man endowed to Chivalry… perhaps darker chivalry these days, but chivalry none the less… I’m afraid I’m going to have to kill you. Only I can be kinky with her. It’s her rule.
locks and loads a flashing beretta, then sheaths a long knife into the back of his black jeans…
… Don’t take this personally.
Old spanish/western whistling plays out a tune in the background… [/B]
Wow! Cool! Me and Ryu in a old style duel!
Flicks open pocket watch. Haunting tune begins to play
Bring it on, Mr Chivalry!
but suddenly there is silence… Serpent’s smile fades slightly, but never ceases… then, with a slow droop, Serpent falls to the floor… cut by a blade that he didn’t see. Blood pools out from a long gash on his throat. Ryu washes a blood splatter stain off of his face with the aid of a cold mug of ale… He then runs the wet tips of his fingers through his military-styled hair which flings droplets of alcohol through the air in a hazy mist. Ryu is gone… the mysterious skills of dark chivalry linger in the air…
Hehe don’t let me finish a story, Serpent! You left yourself too open for that.
(No possibility of “re-doing” the ending either ! 
)
Ryu
hey i feel like this thread now deserves some hotties!!
Smiling, the real Serpent steps out from his concealment and looks down on the expensive, extremely lifelike android. “Oh, well,” he muses, “I guess it was worth the expense. I knew Ryu would never step up and face me like a man! And all this over a woman!”
As a soft wind gently stirs the dust into eddies around his feet, Serpent wanders casually off into the sunset, the proud warrior, using his brains as much as his weapons, lives to fight another day.
Drifting on the breeze, ghostlike, a soft voice drifts over the plains. “One day, Ryu, you and I will meet. But never let a woman come between warriors!”
Originally posted by Ryu
[B]
Sorry, Serpent. As a man endowed to Chivalry… perhaps darker chivalry these days, but chivalry none the less… I’m afraid I’m going to have to kill you. Only I can be kinky with her. It’s her rule.
locks and loads a flashing beretta, then sheaths a long knife into the back of his black jeans…
… Don’t take this personally.
Old spanish/western whistling plays out a tune in the background… [/B]
Yes, Ryu is quite correct. Rules are rules!! Sorry Serpent, you aren’t invited to this party. And if you hurt ONE HAIR on his head…you’ll regret the day your mom hatched you.
~Wen~
See the trouble these self-important women cause!
shakes head, continues off into the sunset
Serpent…don’t make me find you and kick the sh!t out of you. It would be so unladylike…so just don’t make me do it!
~Wen~
Any time you’re ready, Wen, just bring it on.
I mean, it’s not as if you have a ladylike reputation to preserve or anything.
Serpent…don’t make me get all my boys on you. That would just be REALLY BAD for you!!! Anyway, look out for Ryu…he’s gonna get ya!
~Wen~
Yup, Scooby Fu is much more dangerous than it looks and very, i repeat VERY unorthadox… better be careful man 
Plus you’ll have a pack of hungry teenage dogs chasing ya as well…
Theres no escape Bwah hahaha
david
LOL @ David…
Serpent, I’ll just make my kids kick your ass…you think you can handle a 3 and a 4 year old?? Probably not. My two themselves would probably put you in the hospital with their “Scooby Fu”
~Wen~
Hey, it’s all training for me.
Just don’t come crying when your kids and all your brown-nosing, shag-desperate hombres are lying broken and bleeding at your feet.
I take it you two don’t like each other?
Nah, JD - Wen loves everyone - so long as they aren’t talking about ninjas and they don’t dis Rickson.
By the way Wen - how’s that MMA cross-training going?
Wendy is actually besotted with me. She just can’t control herself.
Also, I feel that I really must point this out. Is this a hijacked thread or what!
Hey, Wen’s doing some MMA crosstraining? I didn’t know that.
How’s the training?
Ryu
Yeah, but for Wen MMA means More Mouth and Attitude.