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LOL. That’s totally sweet.
I wear one of those when I flip out and kill people!
I hadn’t even finished tying mine tight before I kicked my mom in the head last night.
Then I started wailing on my guitar.
"“Um. This movie’s pretty sweet,” which might not seem like much, but coming from Carl that basically means this movie kicks so much ass you better have some spare ass hidden away somewhere because all of the ass you have out in the open is getting kicked. “”
lmao…shweeet 
That is one of the saddest yet funniest stories ever. Not in a while, not in some time, ever.
ninja, please
Geat reviews.
That’s not even our best ninja headband…
This is
Of course, you’d have to be able to read Japanese to get it, so for potential barfights, this one is more to the point. 
If the story’s true, the guy with the head band is extremely lucky.
Nobody stops a fight with a “ninja” headband.
What a mockery.
And how old is this guy, 15?
And what’s with Top Gun or Red Dawn being “badass, kickass”?
Those were two of the worst movies I can think of.
sorry, just MO.
This one time, at kung-fu camp, I used my dim mak to kill a rhino, but I would never fight somone with the ninja headband. I mean they could have thousands of ninja clans circling me within seconds.
Heh heh.
While we’re on the subject of ninjas, does anyone remember the url for the site on “ninjas totally flipping out and killing people”?
Man, that was some funny sh!t.
Oh, and ninjas totally kick a$$$$$$$!!
(just in case they are right behind me watching me type this)
Yeah, yeah, yeah!!! That’s it!!
Thanks Ice.
LMAO that was sweet.
Yeah, more like friggin’ schweeeeeeeet!!
At the very least, this guy can laugh at himself.
Originally posted by MoreMisfortune
ninja, please
LOL.
BTW, have you met our newest ninja?
Our newest ninja here at the office is Lianne Lin. Take a peek, if you can see her. Ninjas can be pretty stealthy, you know… 
I wish she’d sneak up on me!
Ninjas Suck!™
m’kay?