Proof that, not only does God exist, but He’s got a sense of humor.
And the Yankees kick ass.
an alternative to atkins…
New Nietzschean Diet Lets you Eat Whatever you Fear Most
http://philosophy.thereitis.org/displayarticle49.html
Remember, as you stare into the lettuce, the lettuce stares also into you.
firstly, here at present, I’d give my kingdom for a ball of lettuce ( fresh and crunchy)
and second.I agree with these findings but only because when you are carb-deprived your nervous system gets out of wack and you tend to adjust your mood accordinginly…
and the point was what exactly???
the point of the atkins diet? to get dorito-laden fat ****s to eat fewer doritos.
the point of the atkins corporation? to make money.
the point of this thread? to make people laugh at the idiocy that is the low-carb craze.
and it doesn’t work at all .right fat boy :rolleyes:
it’s a JOKE, BL. Satire. Has nothing to do with the actual effectiveness of the diet. People in this country are over the top with it and that article was poking fun at that.
Switch to decaf for cryin’ out loud.
My boss was on atkins for a year and it was all he ever talked about. I wanted to sit on his chest and force feed him mashed potatoes. That article you posted was golden, Rubby. 
Originally posted by rubthebuddha
the point of the atkins diet? to get dorito-laden fat ****s to eat fewer doritos.
I’m not on Atkins, but I’m restricting carbs. OTOH I just had home-made nachos for dinner :D.
Did that avocado you just ate have 1 or 1.5 grams of carbs? Why don’t you look it up, while helping yourself to another package of bacon?
Originally posted by blooming lotus
firstly, here at present, I’d give my kingdom for a ball of lettuce ( fresh and crunchy)
So now you’re a king, eh? Well I didn’t vote for you!
I thought we were an anarcho-syndicist commune, anyway…
hehehehe
thats hilarious. they now have atkins aprooved meals at resteraunts now…
since when did 15% body fat make someone a fat boy? 
no one’s saying adjusting your diet at times to lower carbs is a bad thing, we’re saying the atkins craze is full of asshattery and bull****, because everyone on it is still as sedentary and lazy as they always were.
Asshattery. My new favorite word.
How do you measure your body fat % anyway? Do they still use those caliper things?
that’s how it was done six weeks ago, and i got 15.7 percent. i’m guessing my 15% estimate is a little high due to significant increases in both frequency and intensity of my cardio, but i’m not worried about the number – it’s just a reference point.
there are healthy ways to acheive ketogenosis and a modified atkins is a viable approach for some .
and to be honest, I don’t care that you and mingyue are fatter than most athletes I know, I’m sure you have your reasons and own information and perspective to share regardless
Ming Yue and rubby fat? Am I missing something? Ming Yue is <sexist>babealicious</sexist> and rubby, well, if I swung that way is all I’m saying … :eek: Let’s just say Iron’s got rubby’s “bin” photo lifesized on his wall.
fair enough… beauty is in the eye of the beholder … ask my agent how he felt about my eyebrows for instance :rolleyes:
Originally posted by blooming lotus
He probably shit his pants and ran to vomit in the bathroom.