Mullet Haiku

The wind blows through it
Does not think, but simply is
Zen-like mullet hair

Kool smoke mullet stands
At window watching rain fall
Soft on his IROC

Speaking of hair…did anyone see Nightline on the Patriot Act?

;)…lol

well, just trying to have it go either way…serious or not… LOL

cmon man, make with the haiku

Ted Koppel’s rug IS pretty atrocious…

edit, I mean:

Look at Ted Koppel
His rug is pretty awful
He’s fooling no-one

I hate haiku crap
If I ever grow mullet
I’ll cut my head off

IMO,
IIRC,
Haiku AIN’T Chinese

Face clear and eyes bright
With great mane flowing freely
Ride on proud mullet

Toil and mock, bourgeois
That genius who first had spoke
Front short and back long

everyone speaks clarity great
some might even sport such design
I’ve never seen a mullet

Dark thoughts, trailer park
blue light flickers from TV
Mullet eyes young niece…

:eek:

“It’s just a hair cut”
Wrastlin’, Buds, and Poker nights
my truck is on blocks

Cigarettes in sleeve
Six fingers, I’m with stupid
Business front, party back.

I need a haircut
But can’t afford the whole price
Just do the front, 'k?

A google search how bizarre
I have seen alot of strange things
Why do people grow mullets?

Peoples tastes how peculiar
This is not very attractive
Mullet heads must have a reason

that’s not a haiku
haiku needs rythm o-kay?
first five then seven

dumb haiku darn it
ignorance of mullets now this
gimmie a phat beat

:smiley:

**** Haiku *****
I feel like Bustin’ Some Heads
Crappy Mullets Suck.

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