saw this description of the mullet, and for some reason, it just struck me as hillarious:
the Mullet: business in the front… party in the back.
- neque mibi quisquam Judaeorum fabulas objiciat.
hahahahahahahaha I love mullet jokes! I started laughing as soon as I saw that
- businessmullet a.k.a. safety cut:
These mullets want it all. Business
in the front, party in the back.
When at work, their mulletude
offends and annoys their co-workers,
but luckily (and not
coincidentally), these mullets are
rarely in any position of real power
(though they tend to think they
are). Interesting creatures, their
hair is short enough not to offend
the boss (not really) but long
enough to keep their mulleted
comrades from becoming suspicious.
Mulletude: 5
Aggressiveness: 3
Hobbies: sexual harassment, taking
advantage of intoxicated employees
at company gatherings, browsing thru
kiddie porn on company time (with
stiffy).
Sightings: financial districts,
strip clubs.
Favorite Band: Joe Cocker
- neque mibi quisquam Judaeorum fabulas objiciat.
MaFuYee, you forgot to list Wing Chun under hobbies.
[i]Signed,
Rogue, Soke and Senior Grandmaster of Southeast American Brazillian Bagua Combat Chi jitsu Kempo Karate Do and Choral Society.
The only tactical principle which is not subject to change; it is, “To use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wounds, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time." [/i]
What kind of Mullet am I???
I want my Hair short. But my love, loved my teenaged, freaky “Heavy Metal” hair style.
Actually threatened to “Cut Me Off” If I “Cut” it off. So now it’s short in the front and long in the back with a pony tail.
What kind of Mullet head am I?
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